NOT SLIM CHARLES.
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NOT SLIM CHARLES.
After crashing her car through the doors of a church, a Tennessee woman stabbed her husband over a NASCAR race because she said the devil was in her.
If you thought that the only danger of eating at McDonald’s was the chemicals used in preserving the so-called meat during the manufacturing and storage processes or listening to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/jennifer-aniston-put-mcdonalds-in-her-purified-system" target="_blank">Jennifer Aniston make fun of poor people</a>, haha, you are sorely mistaken.
Mohamed Siad, one of the men who tried to sell a video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford allegedly smoking crack, was arrested in a massive raid back in June.
Being a lifelong resident of Florida, I’ve grown immune to the jokes that my UPROXXian colleagues make at my expense, but I’m also the first to admit that this state will eventually lead to the opening of several portals to hell.
Often times, when I'm alone and in bed and all the lights are out and it's quiet, I stare up at the ceiling and think, "What would I be willing to stab someone for.
It looks like I'm going to have to turn "Texas football guys dying" into a daily feature.
By now you've undoubtedly heard that Miami Dolphins wide receiver and shy gentleman Brandon Marshall was stabbed by his wife Friday night.
James Martin, husband of legendary female boxer Christy Martin, was finally arrested after allegedly shooting and stabbing his wife last week.
Gentleman, this is why you don't buy porno on DVD anymore.
A lot of my friends really enjoy downloading pornography playing Counter-Strike on their computers, but even I have to stop and question their levels of dedication at times.
(Rambo bought this thermometer from John McCain.
Here's a news report of a stabbing that happened after a busload of Philadelphia Flyers fans returned home from a road trip to see their team play the New Jersey Devils.
Tragic yet metal story alert: A 20-year-old man wearing Joker makeup broke into a Belgian nursery and went on a BABY STABBING SPREE.
Four people were stabbed at a party in Brooklyn that billed itself as the official after party for the premiere of Biggie Smalls biopic <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=5176" target="_blank">Notorious</a>.
Saw V director David Hackl shows his favorite doll how he kissed his invisible prom date.
Following the Sooners' 57-2 destruction of Tennessee-Chattanooga on Saturday night, two Oklahoma athletes -- football player Frank Alexander and basketball player Ray Willis -- <a href="http://newsok.com/article/3291784" target="_blank">were stabbed during a brawl</a> that some called "the coolest thing to ever happen in Oklahoma.