DUSTIN DIAMOND

Dustin Diamond Will Likely Testify On His Own Behalf At His Stabbing Trial

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Dustin Diamond isn't known for being exactly forthcoming with the truth, so him testifying on his own behalf probably isn't the best idea.

DUSTIN DIAMOND

Dustin Diamond’s Lawyer Is Already Screwing Up His Stabbing Trial

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Judge Paul Malloy took issue with a message of support Thomas Alberti put on his own car outside the courthouse.

stabbings

Two Roommates Allegedly Got Into A Stabbing Fight Over Which Is Better, iPhone Or Android

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Sure, people have a strong allegiance as to what kind of mobile device they prefer, but is it worth stabbing your friend?

POOP

A Woman Allegedly Stabbed Her Husband Because His Poop Smelled Too Bad

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A 29-year-old woman from Japan just couldn't take the foul odor her husband left behind in the bathroom.

DUSTIN DIAMOND

Dustin Diamond Allegedly Threatened To Stab Someone For Refusing A Smirnoff Ice ‘Icing’

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The story of Dustin Diamond's alleged Christmas stabbing just gets better and better.

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This Job Applicant Who Stabbed His Potential Boss During An Interview Did Not Get The Job

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Here's a pretty solid how to guide on how to NEVER land the job of your dreams.

upstanding members of society

Ray Lewis Sure Knows A Lot About Violent Crimes, You Guys

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At press time, a follow-up study has been published finding that there are 17 percent fewer stabbings in Baltimore during times at which Ray Lewis is away from the city to film segments for ESPN, no doubt due to his positive influence on the people watching.

WTF

A Woman Crashed Her Car Into A Church And Stabbed Her Husband Over NASCAR

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After crashing her car through the doors of a church, a Tennessee woman stabbed her husband over a NASCAR race because she said the devil was in her.

#FLORIDA

Florida Friday: A Tampa Woman Was Arrested For Stabbing A Man In The Butt At McDonald’s

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If you thought that the only danger of eating at McDonald’s was the chemicals used in preserving the so-called meat during the manufacturing and storage processes or listening to Jennifer Aniston make fun of poor people, haha, you are sorely mistaken.

toronto

The Man Who Tried To Sell The Video Of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack Has Been Arrested

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Mohamed Siad, one of the men who tried to sell a video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford allegedly smoking crack, was arrested in a massive raid back in June.

#FLORIDA

Only In Florida: Man Stabbed Over Pork Rinds

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Being a lifelong resident of Florida, I’ve grown immune to the jokes that my UPROXXian colleagues make at my expense, but I’m also the first to admit that this state will eventually lead to the opening of several portals to hell.

#BEYONCE

Man Stabbed For His Jay-Z/Beyonce Relationship Ignorance

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Often times, when I'm alone and in bed and all the lights are out and it's quiet, I stare up at the ceiling and think, "What would I be willing to stab someone for.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Texas Football: If The Heat Doesn't Kill You, The Stabbings Will

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It looks like I'm going to have to turn "Texas football guys dying" into a daily feature.

#NFL

So Brandon Marshall Was Stabbed

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By now you've undoubtedly heard that Miami Dolphins wide receiver and shy gentleman Brandon Marshall was stabbed by his wife Friday night.

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Rug Life: Husband Of Female Boxer Finally Arrested

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James Martin, husband of legendary female boxer Christy Martin, was finally arrested after allegedly shooting and stabbing his wife last week.

#PORNO

Well that seems rash. Woman kills husband over porn DVD.

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Gentleman, this is why you don't buy porno on DVD anymore.


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