In the 15 minutes that have passed between the time I saw this commercial <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/abrams/trekkie-furniture-store-dont-klingon-to-tha">on Buzzfeed</a> to the time I'm typing these words, I've determined that the fact that this video has been on YouTube since the summer and only accumulated 1300 views is one of the great mysteries of life, right up their with the existence of aliens and Ryan Seacrest.