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Eleven Angry Men… And One Super Excited Big Boy

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Elisha Manning was all set to get empaneled onto a jury, but his questionnaire revealed a deep-seated bias against people who have stolen antiques.

xmas ape

Hello, I’m Dr. Bummer. I’m Doing My Rounds, And, Uh, I’m A Little Behind.

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I'm admittedly a frequent viewer of The Price is Right (though I've never masturbated to the show like BDD), as it's a nicely enjoyable but unremarkable late morning program to have on in the background while whipping up dick jokes on the Internet.

STEELERS STEELERS STEELERS STEELERS STEELERS STEELERS

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Dan Rooney Named Ambassador to Ireland. Is it because he campaigned hard for Obama or because he signed Sean McHugh.

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Always Be Covering: This is how we do it in the ‘nati

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Arming the Ben-Gals with assault weapons is probably the smartest thing the Bengals have ever done.


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