Posts Tagged: STEPHENIE MEYER

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New Trailer For ‘The Host’ Defenestrates Saoirse Ronan, Still Reminds Us Of ‘Twilight’

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Stephenie Meyer wrote another book after the 'Twilight' series which was called 'The Host' and was #1 on The New York Times Bestseller List for 26 weeks. FML.

ASHLEY BENSON

This Week in Posters: God Bless Spring Breakers

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This week in posters is back, and just in time for some new Spring Breakers posters.

ROBERT PATTINSON HATES TWILIGHT

SUPERCUT: Robert Pattinson Secretly Hates Twilight

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It really didn't take much reading between the lines to discover that Robert Pattinson secretly hates Twilight, and now, thanks to the magic of the supercut, we have a mountain of evidence in one, handy-dandy video.

ANDREW NICCOL

The Host: Oh thank God, a new Stephenie Meyer movie

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I know what you guys are thinking, the last Twilight movie is just weeks away, and then it will be gone, a hole left in your heart like the time <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/06/twilight-fan-cat-renesmee-attacks-her" target="_blank">your cat Renesmee </a>tried to kill you and your husband had to beat it to death with his C-Pap mask.

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Taylor Lautner says werewolf-on-infant love is a “touchy subject”

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In a recent interview with <a href="http://www.hitfix.com/the-fien-print/twilight-star-taylor-lautner-calls-his-breaking-dawn-imprinting-a-complicated-and-touchy-thing" target="_blank">Hitfix</a>, Taylor Lautner called the werewolf-on-infant love affair in Twilight Breaking Dawn a "touchy subject," and if I could rig this headline to make a slide-whistle sound when you clicked it, I totally would.

STEPHENIE MEYER

New Twilight trailer has the fruitiest-looking vampires yet

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The trailer for the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 is out, and while part one focused on Dawn as a metaphor for Bella's hymen, the latest chapter focuses less on Bella and Edward's relationship (GRRR, ABSTINENCE-INDUCED FEATS OF STRENGTH.

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Twilight fan names her cat "Renesmee," cat rightly tries to kill her

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This morning, I posted <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/06/twilight-breaking-dawn-2-renesmee-cullen-picture" target="_blank">the first picture from Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2</a>, featuring Bella and Edward's telepathic, half-vampire baby, Renesmee.

ANDREW NICCOL

Stephenie Meyer's new movie is about contact lenses or something

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With The Hunger Games poised to pick up the young-chick-lit-for-adults mantle from Twilight when the movie hits today, it's time for Stephenie Meyer to ride her sparkly horse of abstinence off into the sunset, right.

JON FELTHEIMER

“We’ll NEVER Stop Making Awful Twilight Movies,” Vows Lionsgate CEO

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Okay, first I should admit that wasn't a real quote in the headline, but it is what I heard in my head after I smashed it against the desk, and that's close enough to reality for me.

STEPHENIE MEYER

1st Twilight Breaking Dawn Clip, with Captions

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We've seen a teaser, a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/snorkels-the-vampire-fetus-is-too-strong-twilight-gets-a-trailer-trailer" target="_blank">teaser for the trailer</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/the-twilight-breaking-dawn-trailer-with-captions" target="_blank">a trailer</a>, and now this, the first clip from Twilight: Breaking Dawn, part one of Stephenie Meyers' world famous<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be" target="_blank"> Snorkels the Vampire Fetus saga</a>.

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

The Twilight Breaking Dawn Trailer, with Captions

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The trailer for Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, aka The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part One, the first half of the last chapter in Stephenie Meyer's story of abs and abstinence, landed online late last night.

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Can Andrew Niccol Make A Stephenie Meyer Story Watchable?

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Did you know Twilight-writer Stephenie Meyer wrote another book after the Twilight series which was called The Host and was #1 on The New York Times Bestseller List for 26 weeks.

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

Scene Breakdown: 1st Trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn

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Breaking Dawn (aka Snorkels the Vampire Fetus) is famously Stephenie Meyer's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/how-many-more-twilights-will-there-be" target="_blank">most batsh*t book </a>(which is saying something).

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

Pictures: Abstinent vampires consummate like THIS

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Part one of the final chapter of Twilight, Breaking Dawn, aka Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, opens in November, featuring Edward the chaste vampire finally consummating his inexplicable love for his sullen, charmless bride (ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS EAT HER, BUT HE CAN'T, BECAUSE HER SMELL DRIVES HIM CRAZY).

DAILY CIRCLE JERK

Stephenie Meyer Wisdom & Morning Links

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I don't know what's worse, that people 'liked' a Stephenie Meyer quote more than Mark Twain, or that they liked a Stephenie Meyer quote basically quoting Third Eye Blind lyrics.

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“Avatar is Satan” Pastor hates Twilight too. Jacob is “the Antichrist.”

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Remember the<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/super-hip-pastor-avatar-is-satan" target="_blank"> super-hip pastor</a> who said "Avatar is Satan.

ABSTINENCE PARABLES

Twilight Eclipse opens bigger than Dark Knight

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You have to figure a movie that gets <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/supreme-court-hearing-includes-question-of-team-edward-or-team-jacob" target="_blank">mentioned during a congressional hearing</a> would make a c*ntload of dough, and you'd be right.


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