Posts Tagged: STEPHON MARBURY

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The New Big Three

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One of my professional goals is to make an appearance on Sesame Street and teach Grover the difference between two obvious things he should've organically learned about at some point over the last forty years.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Today’s Two Best Ways To Call Someone Piece Of Sh*t

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On a day when sports news is dominated by child molestation, I'd like to lighten the mood a little by presenting two sports guys who can't stop calling people names on the Internet.

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Starbury To Heat? Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You

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Starbury is widely coveted for his Vaseline-eating abilities.

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STARBURY HITS 3 STRAIGHT FROM MONGOLIA

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Here's former NBA star Stephon Marbury succeeding where both Nixon and Google failed--he's KILLING China.

HOO BOY THAT'S GAY

STARBURY IS A BARBIE GIRL

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Stephon Marbury should give up trying to catch on with an NBA team, and that's not because he has any sort of future as the next Wayne Brady (or even the next lonelygirl15), but because nobody will touch him after this video finishes making the rounds of NBA front offices.

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STARBURY TO TRY OUT FOR PACERS?

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Here's the NBA's Stephon Marbury in what has to be the first document instance of Whiteface comedy.

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THIS IS STILL HAPPENING

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Perhaps the the big Holy Shiitake Mushrooms moment of the sports weekend was free agent point guard Stephon Marbury opening up his own channel, streaming video of himself through a webcam for the better part of last weekend.

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STEPHON MARBURY IS KIND OF AWESOME

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So, this kind of makes my day.

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MARBURY COURTSIDE FOR KNICKS-LAKERS

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Stephon Marbury, banned from the Knicks after his initial benching and subsequent refusal to play for the team, has temporarily relocated to Los Angeles, where last night he watched the Knicks lose to the illness-plagued Lakers (<a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=281216013" target="_blank">recap here</a>) -- as a paying fan with courtside tickets.

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STEPHON MARBURY HAS HOMELESS FRIENDS

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Stephon Marbury, the frighteningly imbalanced Knicks point guard who flashes occasional moments of poignancy, <a href="http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/51375/" target="_blank">watched the third and final debate</a> between Senators John McCain and Barack Obama with some friends at a homeless shelter.

ANNA KOURNIKOVA

ST. ANDREW’S NET: SPANNING THE GLOBES

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"Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by the bane of respectable journos and scrupulous primates alike, Michael Tunison.

ISIAH THOMAS

THE KNICKS ARE DOING GREAT, PART INFINITY

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Starbury and Zeke, in happier times" title="Starbury and Zeke, in happier times" class="alignright size-full wp-image-41" />Alternate headline: TEAM CAPTAIN BANNED FROM TEAM BUILDINGIn the continuing saga of how awesome the Knicks organization is at sucking at everything, the <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/02292008/sports/knicks/keep_out__marbury__99750.htm" target="_blank">New York Post</a> today revealed that co-captain Stephon Marbury has been banned from Madsion Square Garden by team president/coach/popcorn baron Isiah Thomas.

ISIAH THOMAS

STEPHON MARBURY JUST KINDA QUIT

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The Knicks <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=271113021" target="_blank">lost to the Suns 113-102</a> last night, but WAY more importantly, Stephon Marbury left the Knicks and thrust the team into turmoil.

CHRIS WEBBER

STEPHON MARBURY HELPS IMMIGRANTS

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Um, this one is kinda tough for me to wrap my head around, so I'm just gonna quote from this FanHaus post titled <a href="http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/10/29/stephon-marburys-life-as-a-telenovela/" target="_blank">Stephon Marbury's Life as a Telenovela</a>.

ISIAH THOMAS

STEPHON MARBURY DOES NOT DISAPPOINT

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Knicks point guard Stephon Marbury testified at the Anucha Browne Sanders-Isiah Thomas sexual harassment lawsuit yesterday, and <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/09122007/news/regionalnews/isiahs_a_bitch_to_work_for__ex.htm?page=2" target="_blank">it was predictably awesome</a>.


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