Dick Vitale Is Super Pissed Off About Ryan Braun’s PED Use, BAY-BEE!


As I’m sure you’re plenty aware by now, Milwaukee Brewers outfielder and Aaron Rodgers' BFF Ryan Braun has been suspended by Major League Baseball for the remainder of the 2013 season after he admitted to performance-enhancing drug use in connection to that whole Biogenesis mess.


Jose Canseco Is Just Like Captain America, Says Jose Canseco


Jose Canseco is somewhere between the Iron Sheik and Tommy Wiseau on the "crazy for attention or legitimately crazy" flow chart, but he's practically synonymous with the word "steroids," so he's a solid person to ask about Major League Baseball's ongoing PED struggles.


Alex Rodriguez Demands The Best


Alex Rodriguez has found himself at the center of another steroids scandal, which is something I wouldn't give a single horseback-riding sh-t about under normal circumstances.


Say It Ain’t So! People Think The Man With The World’s Largest Arms Is Juicing


When the people at the Guinness Book of World Records released the 57th edition of the most important book to women with facial hair and men with webbed toes back in September, one man was quite pleased to open the book and see his picture next to the title, “World’s Largest Arms”.


Lance Armstrong: Cycling’s Greatest Troll


In case you haven’t been paying attention, it’s been a rather rough month for 7-time Tour de France champion first guy to finish, Lance Armstrong, as the International Cycling Union has basically demonized the poor bastard and forever branded him a cheater.


Shocking: Lawyers Are Taking Their Sweet Ass Time With Roger Clemens


Back in 2008, former Boston Red Sox, Toronto Blue Jays, Houston Astros and New York Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens might have lied to a U.


Jose Canseco Killed Al Gore On Twitter Last Night


If you follow former juiced baseball freak Jose Canseco on Twitter, you know that that his feed is a constant stream of incomprehensible madness that, more often than not, turns out being quite hilarious.


Ryan Braun Isn’t On PEDs, Just Mysterious Personal Medications


Good news for fans of the Milwaukee Brewers and their whole "we're a small market team playin' so hard.


Miguel Tejada Works Well In Either Adaptation

Saturday Night Live isn't always on the cutting edge of comedy and "baseball = steroids" isn't the most creative joke, but I couldn't help but enjoy this Moneyball parody from Saturday's show.


Barry Bonds Found Guilty…Sorta

Barry Bonds was found guilty on one of the five counts he faced in federal court, the culmination of a decade-long federal investigation into whether or not the former San Francisco Giants outfielder knowingly took steroids.


Barry Bonds’ Balls Shrank, Says Ex-GF


The Barry Bonds perjury trial is heating up, and we've finally reached the point where the prosecution wants to know about Barry Bonds' balls, back-ne, and hat size.

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The Dugout: Pittsburgh Pirates Spring Training 2011 (Not Really)


Barry Bonds is on trial for perjury in one of the biggest sports story of the year (and of the last two years, and of the next three).


Barry Bonds Is Still On Trial


Opening statements for the Barry Bonds perjury trial in U.


O.J. Mayo Suspended For 10 Games

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Houston Texans Take On The Only Opponents They Can Beat: Each Other

Here's a fun clip of Houston Texans Brian Cushing and Antonio Smith getting involved in a scuffle during their game with the Tennessee Titans yesterday.


Finally, A Reason To Like Brent Musburger


Brent Musburger, in my opinion, is at a point in his career where he probably has more latitude to express his candor on certain things that the rest of the traditional sports media may not.


Jose Canseco Wants To Be Recognized


In between playing for the United Baseball League’s Laredo Broncos and practicing mixed martial arts, former steroid user and current Major League Baseball pariah Jose Canseco has a Twitter account.

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