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Kate Upton is.
Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson's rap debut is here and it's got all the football references you'd expect from a football guy rapping, including "she opened up her shirt like Cam New" and the oddly-appropriate-for-comparing-football-to-sex hashtag "lights out, Shawne Merriman".
I don't want to be presumptuous, but is it safe to assume that a guy who orders, proudly displays and probably eats a birthday cake shaped like an enormous black lady-ass probably doesn't have healthy relationships with women.
Last month we posted thankfully didn't finish.
If you’re anything like me, you’ve got multiple restraining orders against Victoria’s Secret models and you vaguely remember watching ESPN’s “Dream Job” reality series, which lasted three seasons.
UPDATE: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/29/buffalo-bills-wide-receiver-steve-johnson-blames-god-on-twitter/">Vote in the ASYLUM poll: Would You Want Steve Johnson On Your Team?</a> Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson has been a very pleasant addition to two of my fantasy football rosters this season, but I guess it's worth pointing out that Bills fans are pretty excited to have an actual playmaker receiver on their roster for the first time since some guy named Andre Reed was strapping on his Hall of Fame shoes.
Hey remember Superman Lives, that movie Jon Peters and Kevin Smith Tim Burton were making back in the 90s.