CRAZY FANS

‘NBA Confessions’ Allows Fans To Anonymously Vent In Convenient Meme Form

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If I had to rank professional sports fans in terms of craziness, I wouldn’t even think twice: 1) NBA fans 2) Everyone else While NFL fans are certainly insane in their own rights and passionate about their teams, NBA fans have multiple layers of crazy that can be peeled back to reveal a molten core of manic lunacy that is the universe’s greatest natural source of irrational behavior.

BASKETBALL

Taiwan Animation’s Take On Mike D’Antoni Is Pretty Perfect

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I considered writing my normal wordy intro paragraph about how Taiwan Animation is the weirdest thing in the world, citing examples from the stories we've covered and wondering how two Taiwanese ladies with 3rd grade computer animation skills could get to the heart of a story better than a nation of aged sports reporters, but I'll let this image do all that for me: Additional highlights, if you aren't already watching, include: - Phil Jackson as the zen, levitating version of The Mandarin from 'Iron Man' - A swinging jazz soundtrack - The Lakers having fruit thrown at them because they're trying to play basketball with walkers (try to figure out which one's supposed to be Steve Nash.

BOSTON CELTICS

NBA Round-Up: Steve Nash Dressed As A Nerdy Jackie Earle Haley For Halloween

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Last night marked the beginning of the 2012-13 NBA season, and it started pretty much the same way that I assume next season will begin – with the Miami Heat raising a banner.

DWIGHT HOWARD

The New Look Los Angeles Lakers Remind Us That They Are Very Photogenic

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With NBA Media Day out of the way, we can finally pay attention to the important stuff like Shaquille O’Neal still crapping all over new Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard.

DWIGHT HOWARD

The Miami Heat Don’t Need A Fifth Starter And The Best Of The 2012 NBA Media Day

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Yesterday marked the first meaningless burp of the 2012-13 NBA season, as players casually took their time arriving to their respective arenas to be prepped for clichés and generic positive statements about their chances this year, as part of the 2012 NBA Media Day.

apps

Here’s Baron Davis’ ‘Getting Buckets’, A Video Game About Literally Getting Buckets

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Here's a quick list of the worst things an athlete can do with his money during or after his professional career: 1.

ANDREW BYNUM

Discussion: Does Steve Nash Suddenly Make The Lakers Title Contenders?

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Depending on whom you ask, the Los Angeles Lakers either just pulled off a fantastic or terrible trade that makes them instant contenders again or just makes them older.

AMARE STOUDEMIRE

Internet Artist of the Day of the Week: Double Scribble's NBA Fan Art

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I’m a big sucker for fan art – well, appropriate fan art – and that’s why I’ve been pounding my desk all morning over the news that the <a href="http://gigaom.com/2012/05/15/patent-troll-tries-to-mangle-hand-craft-site-etsy/">world’s biggest patent troll is going after Etsy’s new $40 million investment</a>.

ALLEN IVERSON

Presenting 'Magic Johnson: The Gathering'

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The sports world is abuzz with the news that a Magic-Johnson fronted group broke the dang old bank in order to purchase the Dodgers for over $2 billion, which is a figure so absurd that it may as well be written like a comic strip character says cuss words.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

So… Does Anyone Miss The NBA Yet?

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  Instead of attending what should have been the Orlando Magic’s season opener last night, I laid on the couch and caught up on my DVR and then watched the new "South Park" (I thought it was pretty bad until Polly Prissypants pooped herself, which totally saved it).

BIBI JONES

Update: Rob Gronkowski Is Sorry About Being Awesome

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The other day we celebrated New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski for his shameless use of Twitter as a way to hit on ridiculously attractive women, like our beloved Kate Upton.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

#Storytime: NBA Players Vent Their Frustrations Over Canceled Games

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Yesterday I wrote about how the NBA players were making a too little, too late effort to win fan support as the deadline had already passed to save the first two weeks of the season by starting a hashtag campaign on Twitter.

LAP DANCE ETIQUETTE

Steve Nash Got A Lap Dance…From Nicki Minaj

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There's really nothing to add here, except for the fact that Steve Nash is luckier than most of us would ever be.

BABY MAMA DRAMA

Jason Richardson Is A Great Teammate

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Back in December, when the Orlando Magic and Phoenix Suns completed a trade involving 6 players, Steve Nash Tweeted that he was sad to see Earl Clark go.

BOSTON CELTICS

Shaq Just Wants Boston To Love Him

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When Shaquille O’Neal signed with the Boston Celtics for a two-year contract to presumably close out his career, it marked the sixth team that he would play for in his illustrious career as one of the most dominant centers in the game.

AS SEEN ON TV

Steve Nash Did ‘Space Ghost’…Sorta

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Steve Nash did this ad for a certain sports drink company which looks a lot like "Space Ghost: Coast To Coast," which was a funny concept back in its day.

NBA

Steve Nash Is One Bad…Shut Yo Mouth!

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2 time NBA MVP Steve Nash has a chance to get his team even with the Lakers tonight in Phoenix.

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

REPORT: STEVE NASH GOT RID OF SHAQ

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The addition of Shaquille O'Neal to the Cleveland Cavaliers obviously overshadows the subtraction of same from the Phoenix Suns.

NBA

THAT’S A BURN.

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Steve Nash is 800% less interesting as a basketball player with Shaquille O'Neal in his life instead of Mike D'Antoni and Shawn Marion.

NBA

STEVE NASH IS FUNNY

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Here's Steve Nash deadpanning around the Vitamin Water offices, and I'm equally entertained and annoyed by it.


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