#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

WILL TIM TEBOW SUCK IN THE NFL?

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What the f*** do you mean I got drafted by the Rams.

#WWE

WOMEN FIGHTING IN GRAVY

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Here's a little something from the vault to send you on your way this Thanksgiving: Stacy Keibler versus Trish Stratus for the WWE ladyweight championship some years ago, which was apparently decided in a large tub of gravy.

#NFL

SUCK ON THAT, MORMONS

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Prop 8's failure would open up the door for man-and-cardboard-cutout unions ESPN analyst/Hall of Fame quarterback/famous Mormon Steve Young and his family will go against their freakshow church and <a href="http://www.nbcbayarea.com/sports/football/49ers/Pro-Gay_Marriage_Signs_Go_Up_in_Steve_Youngs_Yard.html" target="_blank">vote No on Proposition 8</a> today.

STEVE YOUNG

6 COPS + 4 TASERS VERSUS 1 WRESTLER

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Worter Torriente-Vele, a former Cuban wrestling champion, was arrested in Oregon after police were alerted to a drunken and belligerent man who wouldn't leave a Plaid Pantry convenience store.

SUMO

MARIJUANA SCANDAL RAVAGES SUMO WORLD

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In June, Russian-born sumo wrestler Wakanoho Toshinori dropped his wallet in the street.

#WWE

JAKE THE SNAKE IS DOING WELL

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Former WWF (or WWE, whatever I'm supposed to call it) star Jake "The Snake" Roberts plied his old trade at a benefit in Ohio over the weekend, and things went really well.

STEVE YOUNG

HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL IS SO FAKE

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The YouTube description for this video reads: 2008 Kettering Alter Linebacker (Senior Captain) Chris Borland shows why the Univ.

STEVE YOUNG

WOMEN’S WRESTLING JUST GOT SEXY

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I'm not certain, but this appears to be American Ali Bernard wrestling eventual gold medal winner Wang Jiao in the quarterfinals of the women's 72kg division.

STEVE YOUNG

ARA ABRAHAMIAN IS A TOTAL BADASS

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Ordinarily I don't approve of poor sportsmanship, but Swedish Greco Roman wrestler Ara Abrahamian was so <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/2559292/Swedish-wrestler-Ara-Abrahamian-vows-to-quit-after-throwing-away-Olympic-medal.html" target="_blank">righteously badass about his loss</a> in the Olympics that I can't help but be impressed.

the gays

GAY-FRIENDLY WRESTLERS SENT PACKING

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In a story we've been avoiding because it involves penises (and not even Olympian penises.

#WWE

CHINA’S WEIRD

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I was gonna make fun of the Chinese for being entertained by Zhao Yun Zilong wrestling the "invisible" Misutero, but then I realized America has WWE, and I wept a little for our country.

STEVE YOUNG

CHECK OUT THIS LONG WANG

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While we're focusing on college athletes, meet Chinese-born UNC freshman Long Wang.

STEVE YOUNG

AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A 75TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

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This mug shot is of former ECW wrestler Jim "The Sandman" Fullington.

STEVE YOUNG

WRESTLING NOW WITH 8000% MORE CHAIRS

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Everything about every pro wrestling match ever has been staged, so this clip of wrestlers getting chairs thrown at them is obviously part of the script.

#WWE

NO WAY IS ANYONE THIS STUPID

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Last night on WWE's RAW, Vince McMahon supposedly gave some money away before he was "injured" when part of the set "accidentally" fell on top of him.

WHOOPSIDOODLE

THE TURNBUCKLE FORGOT TO READ THE SCRIPT

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<a href="http://www.break.com/index/mike-isnt-awesome.html"></a><a href="http://www.break.com/"></a>  This is apparently an infamous clip, but not infamous enough that I've seen it before, of wrestler Mike Awesome - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Awesome" target="_blank">may he wrestle in peace</a> - having some difficulty with laying waste to a referee after losing a match.

SUMO

JAPANESE SITE MAKES SUMO GAY, CREEPY

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Via Internet mothership <a href="http://www.gorillamask.net/" target="_blank">GorillaMask</a> comes a Japanese website that serves up Photoshopped <a href="http://ikketushugi.info/blog/archives/3782" target="_blank">sumo pictures with carefully pixelated areas</a> to make them seem sexually explicit.

STEVE YOUNG

IT’S HARD OUT THERE FOR A RIKISHI

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Japanese sumo wrestler Toyozakura Toshiaki has been punished with a 30% pay cut for three months after officials learned that he had <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=3416948" target="_blank">beaten an apprentice with a ladle</a>, resulting in eight stitches for the 18-year-old victim.

#WWE

SO MUCH FOR ME WANTING TO VOTE

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The three remaining presidential candidates will all appear on Monday Night RAW tonight, and it makes me embarrassed to be an American on too many fronts to even count.

STEVE YOUNG

PRO WRESTLING IS WAY BETTER IN JAPAN

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Japan is way better than America at so many things: groping on public transit, schoolgirl fetishes, tree rape, monster rape, tentacle rape, machine rape, <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/1203354101017oz7.jpg" target="_blank">boxes of rape</a>, rape salad, and Hello Kitty.


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