What the f*** do you mean I got drafted by the Rams.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
Here's a little something from the vault to send you on your way this Thanksgiving: Stacy Keibler versus Trish Stratus for the WWE ladyweight championship some years ago, which was apparently decided in a large tub of gravy.
Prop 8's failure would open up the door for man-and-cardboard-cutout unions ESPN analyst/Hall of Fame quarterback/famous Mormon Steve Young and his family will go against their freakshow church and <a href="http://www.nbcbayarea.com/sports/football/49ers/Pro-Gay_Marriage_Signs_Go_Up_in_Steve_Youngs_Yard.html" target="_blank">vote No on Proposition 8</a> today.
Worter Torriente-Vele, a former Cuban wrestling champion, was arrested in Oregon after police were alerted to a drunken and belligerent man who wouldn't leave a Plaid Pantry convenience store.
In June, Russian-born sumo wrestler Wakanoho Toshinori dropped his wallet in the street.
Former WWF (or WWE, whatever I'm supposed to call it) star Jake "The Snake" Roberts plied his old trade at a benefit in Ohio over the weekend, and things went really well.
The YouTube description for this video reads: 2008 Kettering Alter Linebacker (Senior Captain) Chris Borland shows why the Univ.
I'm not certain, but this appears to be American Ali Bernard wrestling eventual gold medal winner Wang Jiao in the quarterfinals of the women's 72kg division.
Ordinarily I don't approve of poor sportsmanship, but Swedish Greco Roman wrestler Ara Abrahamian was so <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/2559292/Swedish-wrestler-Ara-Abrahamian-vows-to-quit-after-throwing-away-Olympic-medal.html" target="_blank">righteously badass about his loss</a> in the Olympics that I can't help but be impressed.
In a story we've been avoiding because it involves penises (and not even Olympian penises.
I was gonna make fun of the Chinese for being entertained by Zhao Yun Zilong wrestling the "invisible" Misutero, but then I realized America has WWE, and I wept a little for our country.
While we're focusing on college athletes, meet Chinese-born UNC freshman Long Wang.
This mug shot is of former ECW wrestler Jim "The Sandman" Fullington.
Everything about every pro wrestling match ever has been staged, so this clip of wrestlers getting chairs thrown at them is obviously part of the script.
Last night on WWE's RAW, Vince McMahon supposedly gave some money away before he was "injured" when part of the set "accidentally" fell on top of him.
<a href="http://www.break.com/index/mike-isnt-awesome.html"></a><a href="http://www.break.com/"></a> This is apparently an infamous clip, but not infamous enough that I've seen it before, of wrestler Mike Awesome - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Awesome" target="_blank">may he wrestle in peace</a> - having some difficulty with laying waste to a referee after losing a match.
Via Internet mothership <a href="http://www.gorillamask.net/" target="_blank">GorillaMask</a> comes a Japanese website that serves up Photoshopped <a href="http://ikketushugi.info/blog/archives/3782" target="_blank">sumo pictures with carefully pixelated areas</a> to make them seem sexually explicit.
Japanese sumo wrestler Toyozakura Toshiaki has been punished with a 30% pay cut for three months after officials learned that he had <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=3416948" target="_blank">beaten an apprentice with a ladle</a>, resulting in eight stitches for the 18-year-old victim.
The three remaining presidential candidates will all appear on Monday Night RAW tonight, and it makes me embarrassed to be an American on too many fronts to even count.
Japan is way better than America at so many things: groping on public transit, schoolgirl fetishes, tree rape, monster rape, tentacle rape, machine rape, <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/1203354101017oz7.jpg" target="_blank">boxes of rape</a>, rape salad, and Hello Kitty.