STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN

Steven Seagal and Joe Arpaio are training a ‘posse’ of school shooting first responders

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Joe Arpaio, the Maricopa County (Arizona) Sheriff who somehow still has a job, is teaming up with his best buddy Steven Seagal to train a posse of first responders to deal with school shootings.

STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN

Steven Seagal Killed 100 Chickens and a Puppy, But Not with a Front Kick ;-(

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Back in March, I told you about how Steven Seagal (filming for Steven Seagal: Lawman) was on hand for a raid in which Arizona police brought the SWAT team, four armored vehicles, and a tank (in which Seagal was riding) to break up a suspected cockfighting ring.

STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN

Steven Seagal Is: Fired from His Job

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In light of the allegations that Steven Seagal keeps a handful of "executive assistants" for his perverse sexual needs, the Sheriff's Department where Seagal works as a reserve deputy sheriff has kicked out A&E's production crew, thus ending "Steven Seagal: Lawman" for the foreseeable future.

TOTALLY AWESOME LAWSUITS

Steven Seagal Owns Sex Slaves?!?

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I'm introducing a new tag today: TOTALLY AWESOME LAWSUITS.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

WHAT’S ON: STEVEN. SEAGAL. LAWMAN.

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Steven Seagal: Lawman (A&E) -- Series premiere.

STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN

STEVEN SEAGAL’S HANDSHAKE IS HIS BOND

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Twenty years, forty pounds, and 500 hair plugs ago A reality television production company is suing A&E and Steven Seagal, claiming that they first approached Seagal with the possibility of doing a reality show and that the new show "Steven Seagal: Lawman" (AKA The Greatest Show Ever Made) was their idea.

STEVEN SEAGAL: LAWMAN

PRAYERS ANSWERED: A SEAGAL REALITY SHOW

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"This next song is dedicated to the panties I found stuck under my left manboob last Thursday.


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