RUN THE JEWELS

El-P From Run The Jewels Shared His Steven Seagal Fan Fiction

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Our buddies over at the AV Club recently had the <a href="http://www.avclub.com/article/run-jewels-brutality-music-and-magic-steven-seagal-212268">privilege of talking to</a> jewel runners Killer Mike and El-P about, of all things, Steven Seagal.

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal Is A Lot Like Ronald Reagan, Declares Republican Congressman

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There are people in positions of authority in the United States who think Steven Seagal is doing important diplomatic work. We are so screwed.

THE EXPENDABLES 3

Expendables Fantasy Draft: How Would You Assemble Your Perfect Team Of Action Heroes?

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Our panel of eight experts faced off in an epic fantasy draft challenge to select their ultimate 'Expendables' action hero lineups.

#FROTCAST

Frotcast 216: Robin Williams, Guardians of the Galaxy, And Putin With Heather

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This week's Frotcast, in which Heather the famously glib lesbian drops by to talk Robin Williams, TMNT, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Vladimir Putin.

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal Played A Concert For Russian Separatists In Crimea

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Steven Seagal played a concert under a Donetsk People's Republic flag and was gifted a t-shirt with Putin's face on it.

#superman

A Salute To The Greatest Patriots In The History Of American Film

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Take a stroll through our exhaustive list of the great patriots in cinema history!

THE EXPENDABLES 3

Steven Seagal On ‘The Expendables 3′: ‘I Just Didn’t Like Some Of The People Involved.’

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While he won't name names, Steven Seagal has again said that he isn't in 'The Expendables 3' because he 'just didn’t like' someone.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Steven Seagal Has Become Putin’s Dennis Rodman

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The guy who gropes his assistants and killed a puppy with a tank calls Russia's invasion of the Crimea "very reasonable."

UKRAINE

Steven Seagal Went On Russian TV And The Way He Pronounces 'Ukraine' May Shock You

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Steven Seagal went on Russian TV to explain the Crimea situation, and the way he pronounces "Ukraine" may shock you.

Steven Seagal

Don’t Worry About Security At The Sochi Olympics! Steven Seagal Is On The Case.

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Master of the front kick, honorary law man, musician and spiritual guru Steven Seagal appeared on Russia Today to address the security at the Sochi Olympics

THE ARSENIO HALL SHOW

John Leguizamo Told Arsenio Hall About The Time Steven Seagal Punched Him

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On last night's 'The Arsenio Hall Show,' John Lequizamo shared the story of how Steven Seagal punched him on the set of 'Executive Decision.'

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You’ll Never Guess Why Steven Seagal Wants To Be Arizona’s Governor

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"Florida West" could soon provide the world with a massive shipment of unintentional comedy.

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Steven Seagal Wants to Be Arizona’s Governor So He Can Be ‘Above The Law’

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Our favorite poonani-loving kimono enthusiast hopes to find out if he has a unique physiological reaction to leadership by running the Girls Gone Wild state.

STRAY DOGS

Steven Seagal adopted a Romanian puppy

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Steven Seagal adopted a puppy in Romania, one of 64,000 strays roaming Bucharest that was set to be euthanized. Awww.

#UFC

The Road To UFC 162: Anderson Silva Isn’t Really Sure If He Could Beat Jon Jones

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One of my favorite things about the week leading up to any huge UFC championship fight is the eventual random quote that has nothing to do with the fight at hand and completely distracts everyone.

STEVEN SEAGAL IN RUSSIA

Steven Seagal doing a traditional Chechen dance

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This might have missed the attention of you skimmers, so I'm just going to leave it here again to jumpstart your weekend.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

“Steven Seagal could become the face of the Russian arms industry”

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Steven Seagal famously has a unique physiological reaction to arousal, collects ornate saddles, drives tanks, sings reggae, trains psychotic vigilantes, collaborates with the CIA (allegedly), and works tirelessly to promote immortality, so perhaps it's no wonder than he can keep [...].

STEVEN SEAGAL IN RUSSIA

Steven Seagal is an international power broker, amazing dancer

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If there's one constant in the world, it's that militaristic strongmen love crappy action movies.

#Mashups

WATCH: Under Siege Re-Cut as a Silent Film is Just the Best

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Some internet genius has one-upped us all today, taking Under Siege and recutting it as a silent film.


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