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Comments Of The Week: Johnny Depp’s Accessories Edition

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Your best jokes about Johnny Depp's accessories, Steven Seagal, and Cate Blanchett.

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‘I’m Asian,’ And Other Great Moments From Steven Seagal’s Ongoing Press Tour

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Steven Seagal has been doing press for a movie and naturally it was a treasure trove of ridiculous quotes.

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Steven Seagal’s Entourage Reportedly Includes A Sunglass Valet And A Moonshine Czar

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Steven Seagal's entourage reportedly includes a guy who carries a briefcase full of sunglasses and another who makes moonshine.

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These Great Lines From Terrible Films Will Make You Fall In Love With Cinema Again

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These amazing lines from bad movies are the best bad movie lines of all-time.

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Comments Of The Week: The Josh Gad Movie Game, And Steven Seagal Bond Movies

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"Steven Seagal looks like what happens when Jim Belushi, a Komodo dragon and a sack of hickory chips accidentally enter a teleporter at the same time."

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A Brief History Of Sexual Assault Allegations Against Steven Seagal

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That Steven Seagal story going around is actually old, but this seemed as good a time as any for a refresher.

RUN THE JEWELS

El-P From Run The Jewels Shared His Steven Seagal Fan Fiction

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Our buddies over at the AV Club recently had the privilege of talking to jewel runners Killer Mike and El-P about, of all things, Steven Seagal.

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Steven Seagal Is A Lot Like Ronald Reagan, Declares Republican Congressman

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There are people in positions of authority in the United States who think Steven Seagal is doing important diplomatic work. We are so screwed.

THE EXPENDABLES 3

Expendables Fantasy Draft: How Would You Assemble Your Perfect Team Of Action Heroes?

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Our panel of eight experts faced off in an epic fantasy draft challenge to select their ultimate 'Expendables' action hero lineups.

#FROTCAST

Frotcast 216: Robin Williams, Guardians of the Galaxy, And Putin With Heather

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This week's Frotcast, in which Heather the famously glib lesbian drops by to talk Robin Williams, TMNT, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Vladimir Putin.

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Steven Seagal Played A Concert For Russian Separatists In Crimea

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Steven Seagal played a concert under a Donetsk People's Republic flag and was gifted a t-shirt with Putin's face on it.

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A Salute To The Greatest Patriots In The History Of American Film

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Take a stroll through our exhaustive list of the great patriots in cinema history!

THE EXPENDABLES 3

Steven Seagal On ‘The Expendables 3′: ‘I Just Didn’t Like Some Of The People Involved.’

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While he won't name names, Steven Seagal has again said that he isn't in 'The Expendables 3' because he 'just didn’t like' someone.

VLADIMIR PUTIN

Steven Seagal Has Become Putin’s Dennis Rodman

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The guy who gropes his assistants and killed a puppy with a tank calls Russia's invasion of the Crimea "very reasonable."

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Steven Seagal Went On Russian TV And The Way He Pronounces 'Ukraine' May Shock You

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Steven Seagal went on Russian TV to explain the Crimea situation, and the way he pronounces "Ukraine" may shock you.

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Don’t Worry About Security At The Sochi Olympics! Steven Seagal Is On The Case.

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Master of the front kick, honorary law man, musician and spiritual guru Steven Seagal appeared on Russia Today to address the security at the Sochi Olympics

THE ARSENIO HALL SHOW

John Leguizamo Told Arsenio Hall About The Time Steven Seagal Punched Him

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On last night's 'The Arsenio Hall Show,' John Lequizamo shared the story of how Steven Seagal punched him on the set of 'Executive Decision.'

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You’ll Never Guess Why Steven Seagal Wants To Be Arizona’s Governor

"Florida West" could soon provide the world with a massive shipment of unintentional comedy.

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Steven Seagal Wants to Be Arizona’s Governor So He Can Be ‘Above The Law’

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Our favorite poonani-loving kimono enthusiast hopes to find out if he has a unique physiological reaction to leadership by running the Girls Gone Wild state.


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