Posts Tagged: STUART BEATTIE

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The Spanish Language Title For Aaron Eckhart’s ‘I, Frankenstein’ Is Perfection

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'I, Frankenstein' starring Aaron Eckhart opens this Friday. We'll be first in line to watch the Spanish language version based on the amazing title.

I FRANKENSTEIN

'Starring Aaron Eckhart as Frankenstein's Monster' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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We've already had umpteen million sexy vampires, and vaguely ethnic werewolves trying to tempt white chicks away from abstinence with their sexy abs, so why not a sexy Frankenstein.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Jack Sparrow was originally written for Hugh Jackman

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From the "what if" files, right after I ponder what my life would be like had Diora Baird not taken out that restraining order against me, comes this story, about how Johnny Depp's role as Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean was originally written for Hugh Jackman.

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SPIELBERG PRODUCING HALO MOVIE?????

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Those five question marks are for the gamers out there who actually care about this stuff, and because the English language doesn't have punctuation for a dismissive wank (YET).


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