studies

Study: You’re Going To Give Up On New Music At 33

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New research suggests your music taste gets old even sooner now. Give in to your ageist overlords.

GRILLED CHEESE

Study: People Who Eat Grilled Cheese Have A More Active Love Life

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No-brainer study says that people who like grilled cheese also have healthy sex lives.

MARIJUANA

A New Government Study Says Driving Stoned Isn’t Nearly As Bad As Driving Drunk

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Surprisingly, the government's overview of marijuana research finds driving stoned, while dumb, isn't as bad as driving drunk.

pizza

Pizza Is Being Fingered As The New Culprit In Making America’s Kids Fat

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A new study has determined that kids are eating too much pizza, and the kinds of pizza they're eating are really bad for them.

nope nope nope

Science Says That Men Who Lose Their Balls Might Live Many Years Longer

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A new report cites multiple studies that link castration to living a longer life, but some scientists aren't so sure. Also one writer.

SCIENTIFIC STUDIES

The University of Kansas Did A Research Study To Find Out Why People Watch Pro Wrestling

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Why do people like pro wrestling? Why do people cheer for Brock Lesnar if he's a bad guy? The University of Kansas is finding out.

Sex

Science: Casual Sex Is Good For You, If You Want It

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If you think casual sex is a good thing, it might actually be a good thing.

#video games

Science Comes To Shocking Conclusion: Most Gamers Aren’t Amoral Sociopaths

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Shockingly, of the hundreds of millions of gamers out there, the vast majority turn out to be normal people with hobbies!

TROPHY WIVES

A New Study Suggests That The ‘Trophy Wife’ Is Just A Myth Perpetuated By Haters

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According to a new sociological study, the 'trophy wife' is an unfair and demeaning stereotype, because women actually love old, rich men.

#FOX NEWS

Study: People Are Learning More From ‘The Colbert Report’ Than Any Other News Show

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A new study reveals that by using humor and satire, 'The Colbert Report' has been better as educating Americans than all other news sources.

#video games

Cringe-Inducing Study Claims Video Games Make You Racist

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You wouldn't think four respected academics would conclude video games make you racist if they starred a Black character. And yet!

#instagram

New Study Finds That Instagram Users Tend To Like Photographs That Are Not So Great

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Instagram users like it when their pictures are badly taken outside. Seriously.

#FOOD

Stupid New Study: Bacon Lowers The Quality Of Your Sperm

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A new study from a team of researchers at Harvard suggests that processed meats like bacon lower the quality of sperm in men.

studies

Horrifying Study: Oreos May Be As Addictive As Cocaine

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A recent study suggests that high sugar snacks like Oreos may be just as addictive to people as drugs like cocaine.

studies

Stay The Hell Away From These Places On The “Most Dangerous States” List

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24/7 Wall St. decided to figure out which states are the ones most likely to find people getting their shit pushed back and the winner is *drumroll* Tennessee.

#FOOD

Beer Prices Are Rising Because Of Hipsters

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A recent study revealed that because of the popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon within the hipster community, the prices of sub-premium beers are on the rise.

#craigslist

Most Craigslist Missed Connections Take Place In Walmart

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Looking for love? Go to Walmart! It's apparently where people are going to develop crushes on others these days.

#Facebook

Study: Mo’ Facebook Friends, Mo’ Problems

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Here's a study to confirm something you already know: people on Facebook add stress to your life.

#PORNO

Study Finds Porn Actresses Have Higher Self Esteem & Their Lives Are Super Great

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The stereotype of the troubled porn star is as well-entrenched as the sad clown, or the insufferable Will Smith offspring, augmented by the long list of infamous porn star suicides, like Savannah, who killed herself after she cut her face in a car accident, or Alex Jordan, who famously addressed her suicide note to her pet parrot.

your coworkers suck

Researchers: Your Coworkers Are Probably D-Bags On The Internet

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We know, it's a shock that your coworkers are ill-behaved, boorish idiots, but science is never wrong.


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