A New Government Study Says Driving Stoned Isn’t Nearly As Bad As Driving Drunk

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Surprisingly, the government's overview of marijuana research finds driving stoned, while dumb, isn't as bad as driving drunk.


Pizza Is Being Fingered As The New Culprit In Making America’s Kids Fat

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A new study has determined that kids are eating too much pizza, and the kinds of pizza they're eating are really bad for them.

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Science Says That Men Who Lose Their Balls Might Live Many Years Longer

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A new report cites multiple studies that link castration to living a longer life, but some scientists aren't so sure. Also one writer.


The University of Kansas Did A Research Study To Find Out Why People Watch Pro Wrestling

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Why do people like pro wrestling? Why do people cheer for Brock Lesnar if he's a bad guy? The University of Kansas is finding out.


Science: Casual Sex Is Good For You, If You Want It

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If you think casual sex is a good thing, it might actually be a good thing.

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Science Comes To Shocking Conclusion: Most Gamers Aren’t Amoral Sociopaths

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Shockingly, of the hundreds of millions of gamers out there, the vast majority turn out to be normal people with hobbies!


A New Study Suggests That The ‘Trophy Wife’ Is Just A Myth Perpetuated By Haters

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According to a new sociological study, the 'trophy wife' is an unfair and demeaning stereotype, because women actually love old, rich men.


Study: People Are Learning More From ‘The Colbert Report’ Than Any Other News Show

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A new study reveals that by using humor and satire, 'The Colbert Report' has been better as educating Americans than all other news sources.

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Cringe-Inducing Study Claims Video Games Make You Racist

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You wouldn't think four respected academics would conclude video games make you racist if they starred a Black character. And yet!


New Study Finds That Instagram Users Tend To Like Photographs That Are Not So Great

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Instagram users like it when their pictures are badly taken outside. Seriously.


Stupid New Study: Bacon Lowers The Quality Of Your Sperm

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A new study from a team of researchers at Harvard suggests that processed meats like bacon lower the quality of sperm in men.


Horrifying Study: Oreos May Be As Addictive As Cocaine

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A recent study suggests that high sugar snacks like Oreos may be just as addictive to people as drugs like cocaine.


Stay The Hell Away From These Places On The “Most Dangerous States” List

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24/7 Wall St. decided to figure out which states are the ones most likely to find people getting their shit pushed back and the winner is *drumroll* Tennessee.


Beer Prices Are Rising Because Of Hipsters

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A recent study revealed that because of the popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon within the hipster community, the prices of sub-premium beers are on the rise.


Most Craigslist Missed Connections Take Place In Walmart

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Looking for love? Go to Walmart! It's apparently where people are going to develop crushes on others these days.


Study: Mo’ Facebook Friends, Mo’ Problems

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Here's a study to confirm something you already know: people on Facebook add stress to your life.


Study Finds Porn Actresses Have Higher Self Esteem & Their Lives Are Super Great

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The stereotype of the troubled porn star is as well-entrenched as the sad clown, or the insufferable Will Smith offspring, augmented by the long list of infamous porn star suicides, like Savannah, who killed herself after she cut her face in a car accident, or Alex Jordan, who famously addressed her suicide note to her pet parrot.

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Researchers: Your Coworkers Are Probably D-Bags On The Internet

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We know, it's a shock that your coworkers are ill-behaved, boorish idiots, but science is never wrong.


Nashville Is The Nation’s Most Music-Centric City

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The results are in and it's Nashville for the win when we're talking America's most music-centric cities.


How Smartphones Changed The Way We Sh*t, Sex & Everything Else

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Moneyland: There is no denying that smart phones are changing the way we work, play and manage our money.

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