A Florida Woman Named ‘Cherries Waffles Tennis’ Was Arrested For Fraud

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If you start out life with the name 'Cherries Waffles Tennis,' you've already got a steep uphill climb ahead of you.


Florida Friday: Florida teen named "Bamboo Flute" stabbed his dad

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According to a report in the <a href="http://www.gainesville.com/article/20130626/ARTICLES/130629757" target="_blank">Gainesville Times</a>, an 18-year-old named "Bamboo Flute Blanchard" stabbed his 54-year-old father in the chest with a pocket knife Tuesday, because, as he told deputies, he wondered what it would be like to take a life.


Baby Names Banned in New Zealand vs. Baby Names Considered in Utah

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I give New Zealand a lot of grief for being the world's most <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/video-new-zealand-hobbit-weather-report-in-elvish" target="_blank">far-flung Lord of the Rings gift shop</a>, and for choosing their prime minister <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/11/new-zealand-hobbit-middle-earth-passport-stamps" target="_blank">via sack race</a>, but one thing New Zealand does do right is to ban parents from giving their kids stupid names.


Every Will Smith family member makes movies now

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<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1294213/Tom-Cruise-Will-Smith-power-lunch-cheesy-LA-bar--did-ride-mechanical-bull.html?ito=feeds-newsxml" target="_blank">Possible Scientologist</a> and boringest man in Hollywood Will Smith (he's the Tiger Woods of movies, pre-affairs) reportedly has a new project on his plate.

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