StuScott Booyahs

The Fail Lion has a New Decree for His Followers

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Lions fans have the best grammar of all NFL fans, thanks to their noble king.

you thought i was going to make a michael vick joke didnt you

Jadeveon Clowney is … the Dog Whisperer

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So come along with me as I show dog owners and you, the viewer, how you can be the Pack Leader.

StuScott Booyahs

Detroit Lions Don’t Franchise Ndamukong Suh; Owner Finds Out

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Apparently the Lions aren't fans of paying Suh $27 million in 2015.

StuScott Booyahs

Cardinals Close to Re-Signing Larry Fitzgerald, Turn Focus to Rest of Team

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Up-and-coming football team seeks energetic self-starting individual to play quarterback.

StuScott Booyahs

Pandemonium in Oakland after Jack Del Rio reported as new Raiders head coach

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There's joy in Oakland as the Raiders are said to get the coach with a 68-71 career record.

TOM COUGHLIN

Tom Coughlin to Stay On as Giants Coach, Delivers Unpleasant News to His Wife

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The Giants announced Monday that Tom Coughlin will remain their head coach in 2015.

StuScott Booyahs

The Bills Finally Beat The Patriots On The Road After 14 Years, And Also Disprove Peter King’s Non-Prediction Prediction

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Still, it wasn't enough to break their 15-year playoff drought, because they shat themselves against the Raiders last week. Poetic.

StuScott Booyahs

Week 17 Late Games Open Thread

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A first-round bye is on the line in Lions-Packers, plus a losing team gets to represent the NFC South.

StuScott Booyahs

Kenny Albert Shows Off His Festive New Snowman Dick Holiday Sweater

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Did Kenny Albert simply have a snowman dick Christmas sweater lying around?

StuScott Booyahs

Peter King Annoyed That Sean Payton Believes PK Actually Thinks Things He Thinks He Thinks

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Why can’t you just let Peter King think thoughts that he thinks he thinks in peace?

Washington Redskins

London Fletcher has Thoughts on Jim Haslett. He Also Played for the Washington Redskins

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London Fletcher called out the Redskins defense just before they got outclassed by the Rams.

the NFL is the comcast of sports leagues

Roger Goodell Probably Didn’t Enjoy His Sunday New York Times

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Would you believe a league spokesperson claims complete ignorance of everything in the report? It's true!


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