This Woman Called 911 Because Subway Put Marinara Sauce On Her ‘Flatizza’

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A North Carolina woman called 911 after unfairly being served "marinara sauce" instead of pizza sauce on her Subway "Flatizza." Yeah, we got nothin'.


So, That Yoga-Mat Chemical Is In A Lot More Products Than Just Subway Bread

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Get your daily FDA requirement of flip-flops, yoga-mats and garden hose!


Subway’s Sandwiches Will No Longer Include Yoga Mats As An Ingredient

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As people are furious to learn that Subway's bread includes a chemical commonly found in yoga mats, the fast food chain has vowed to remove it.

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The Characters From ‘Mortal Kombat’ Have A Garage Band That Sings About Subway Sandwiches

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Test your might against this 12-minute Mortal Kombat themed cover of a Subway jingle...


Watch A Subway Employee Accept One Of The Onion’s Fantastic Fake September 11th Coupons

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The Onion published a fake September 11th Subway coupon. But the real Subway accepted it.


A Subway ‘Sandwich Artist’ Instagrammed A Photo Of His Not-Quite-Footlong On Some Bread

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The next time you eat Subway, be warned: your bread may have been touched by a sandwich artist's junk.


That Funny Taste In Your Subway Sandwich Is Penis. Enjoy!

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I had a job-training yesterday in Dublin, Ohio (hometown of our very own Ryan J.


The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 9/17/12: Brought To You By Garbage Food

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Pre-show notes: - If you guys don't mind clicking the like button on this post or sharing it on Twitter, I'd be greatly appreciative.


Breaking Down The Money Of The 2012 Olympics

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According to various sources, Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade is worth as much as $70 million and made approximately $26 million over the past year, between his NBA contract and 11 or so endorsement deals.


If You Bought A Sandwich At Subway In The Past 3 Years, There’s A Chance Your Credit Card Data Was Stolen


We get that running cheap software on a computer is a hallmark of the franchise business; you've got to save money where you can.


Boycott Subway Until Happy Gilmore Gives Back His Gold Jacket

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Philadelphia Eagles quarterback and assumed "trunking" expert Michael Vick took home a BET Award for Sportsman of the Year on Sunday night, and because of this (and stay with me here, because this doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense) an <a href="">animal rights group will be boycotting Subway restaurants</a>.


8-Page DC Comics Subway Ad Makes Aquaman Look Like A Tool

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Every now and then, people ask me why I stopped buying comics by the individual issue.


Video: Riots In Oakland

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What started out as a protest over <a href="">the killing of Oscar Grant</a> by BART officer Johannes Mehserle, escalated into a riot in Oakland.

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