911 calls

This Woman Called 911 Because Subway Put Marinara Sauce On Her ‘Flatizza’

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A North Carolina woman called 911 after unfairly being served "marinara sauce" instead of pizza sauce on her Subway "Flatizza." Yeah, we got nothin'.

FAST FOOD

So, That Yoga-Mat Chemical Is In A Lot More Products Than Just Subway Bread

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Get your daily FDA requirement of flip-flops, yoga-mats and garden hose!

CHEMICALS

Subway’s Sandwiches Will No Longer Include Yoga Mats As An Ingredient

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As people are furious to learn that Subway's bread includes a chemical commonly found in yoga mats, the fast food chain has vowed to remove it.

Five-Dollar Footlongs

The Characters From ‘Mortal Kombat’ Have A Garage Band That Sings About Subway Sandwiches

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Test your might against this 12-minute Mortal Kombat themed cover of a Subway jingle...

9/11

Watch A Subway Employee Accept One Of The Onion’s Fantastic Fake September 11th Coupons

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The Onion published a fake September 11th Subway coupon. But the real Subway accepted it.

PENIS

A Subway ‘Sandwich Artist’ Instagrammed A Photo Of His Not-Quite-Footlong On Some Bread

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The next time you eat Subway, be warned: your bread may have been touched by a sandwich artist's junk.

Cameron Boggs

That Funny Taste In Your Subway Sandwich Is Penis. Enjoy!

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I had a job-training yesterday in Dublin, Ohio (hometown of our very own Ryan J.

ALBERTO DEL RIO

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 9/17/12: Brought To You By Garbage Food

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Pre-show notes: - If you guys don't mind clicking the like button on this post or sharing it on Twitter, I'd be greatly appreciative.

2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS

Breaking Down The Money Of The 2012 Olympics

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According to various sources, Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade is worth as much as $70 million and made approximately $26 million over the past year, between his NBA contract and 11 or so endorsement deals.

eat cash

If You Bought A Sandwich At Subway In The Past 3 Years, There’s A Chance Your Credit Card Data Was Stolen

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We get that running cheap software on a computer is a hallmark of the franchise business; you've got to save money where you can.

DOG FIGHTING

Boycott Subway Until Happy Gilmore Gives Back His Gold Jacket

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Philadelphia Eagles quarterback and assumed "trunking" expert Michael Vick took home a BET Award for Sportsman of the Year on Sunday night, and because of this (and stay with me here, because this doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense) an <a href="http://dogblog.dogster.com/2011/06/28/michael-vick-wins-subway-sportsman-of-the-year-at-bet-awards/">animal rights group will be boycotting Subway restaurants</a>.

8-Page DC Comics Subway Ad Makes Aquaman Look Like A Tool

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Every now and then, people ask me why I stopped buying comics by the individual issue.

BART

Video: Riots In Oakland

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What started out as a protest over <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=21301">the killing of Oscar Grant</a> by BART officer Johannes Mehserle, escalated into a riot in Oakland.


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