SUMMER OLYMPICS

Watch This Insane Video Of A Woman Being Mugged While Giving A Live Interview About Lack Of Police

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A Rio de Janeiro news crew was interviewing this woman about the high rate of crime when some mugger attempted to rip a gold chain off of her neck.

USAIN BOLT

Here’s An Easy Joke: WADA Is Investigating Jamaican Athletes For Doping

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The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) is investigating Jamaica for skipping out on drug tests before the London Olympics. Get it, Jamaica doped.

WHAT WOULD RYAN LOCHTE DO

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Probably Find Another Job Now That His Show Is Canceled

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It took me five episodes to finally call Ryan Lochte’s <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/what-would-ryan-lochte-do/" target="_blank">E! reality series, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?</a>, a dead fish, and that was being incredibly generous because I wanted to stop watching after five minutes of the first episode.

#COMMERCIALS

Ryan Lochte Delivered Pizzeria Combos To People On A Ferry In New York

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When I read that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/ryan-lochte" target="_blank">Olympic gold medal swimmer</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/what-would-ryan-lochte-do" target="_blank">failed reality TV star</a> Ryan Lochte was doing something yesterday that involved delivering pizza, I immediately had to go to my records and see who won the “What Will Ryan Lochte Do.

#UFC

Dana White Isn’t Surprised At All That The Olympics Booted Wrestling

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By now you’re probably aware that the International Olympics Committee – long known for being a bastion of integrity and morality – has decided to do away with amateur wrestling as a Summer Olympic event.

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS GOES ON THE INTERNET

So How Many Other Olympic Athletes Are Las Vegas Escorts?

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Chances are that before yesterday, unless you were a huge fan of the Summer Olympics in the 1990s, you had no clue who Suzy Favor Hamilton was, and that’s fine because you have a lot on your mind.

#CONAN

Alex Morgan And Conan O’Brien Danced To ‘The Final Countdown’

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Conan O'Brien's 'Clueless Gamer' segments are the best.

TEAM USA

You're Welcome, Everyone Except Lolo Jones

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Alex Morgan and other people wearing Olympics clothes want to say thank you for your support.

SUMMER OLYMPICS

McKayla Maroney Is Not Impressed By The Los Angeles Dodgers

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Olympic gold medal gymnasts Gabby Douglas, Kyla Ross and Internet Favorite McKayla Maroney threw out the ceremonial first pitches before Tuesday's Padres-Dodgers game at Dodger Stadium.

SUMMER OLYMPICS

The Paralympics Begin In A Week, Have Already Been Rocked By A Sex Scandal

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The 2012 Paralympic Games are 6 days away and it’s safe to say that Oscar Pistorius served as just a sampling of the incredible inspiration that everyone can feel from the fearless athletes who compete in each of <a href="http://www.london2012.com/paralympics/sports/">the 21 sports featured</a> at this year’s games.

SUMMER OLYMPICS

Hey, Look, The Spice Girls

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In which we briefly discuss the Spice Girls performance during the Closing Ceremony, then rank them from best to worst.

#CONAN

Conan O’Brien Takes On The Dream Team (2032)

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Exclusive ESPN coverage of Conan & Andy's brutal beatdown of budding Olympians.

THE BACHELOR

Ryan Lochte As The Next ‘Bachelor’? Sure, That Makes Perfect Sense

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Just like any world class Olympic athlete with limited appeal and a temporary window, swimmer Ryan Lochte is trying to make the most of his current fame and inexplicable sex symbol status by throwing his name out there for reality TV appearances.

taiwanese animation

The Queen Attacking A Kangaroo: Still Better Olympics Coverage Than NBC

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As you might've guessed, I get my Olympics updates exclusively from <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/the-20-best-samuel-l-jackson-olympics-tweets-so-far#page/1" target="_blank">Samuel L. Jackson</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/taiwanese-animation" target="_blank">Taiwan's Next Media Animation</a>, and so far I know more than I ever expected to about MUGGAFUQQUAHS and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/taiwan-animation-ye-shiwen-world-record-doping" target="_blank">panda bears shooting up Chinese swimmers with comically-oversized steroid needles</a>.

TEAM USA

Carmelo Anthony’s Balls May Not Make It Out Of England Alive

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Carmelo Anthony has <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/people-think-team-usa-picked-on-nigeria" target="_blank">single-handedly destroyed entire nations</a> during the 2012 Summer Olympics, so it should come as no surprise that some countries would love to run up and punch him in the dick.

SWIMMING

Here’s Everything You Need To Know About Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend Megan Rossee

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I apologize for not keeping proper tabs on the WAGS of the Olympics, as I’ve been too busy sulking over the fact that <a href="http://www.daryaklishina.com/">my Russian long jumper girlfriend Darya Klishina</a> is not competing in London.

THE INTERNET IS MADE OF CATS

The Cat Olympics Make The London Games More Palpable For The Internet

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The internet = made of cats. Therefore, Cat Olympics > regular Olympics. That's just science.

#COMMERCIALS

This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage: Ragu’s Hilarious Olympic Ad

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Despite the love affair with hating NBC for its delayed coverage and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/07/nbc-not-airing-olympics-tribute/">contempt for its stupid viewers</a>, the 2012 Summer Olympics have had some amazing moments.




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