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Move Over, Teen Choice Awards!

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If you’ve ever thought that the ESPY’s are great in theory, but you just can’t handle all those meaningless sports honors at one time, then the NFL has some news that will make your day much better.

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Super Bowl XVLI Will Be Available To Watch On Your Phone, If You’re That Guy

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Important news: If you wait tables and your dick boss won't let you off for the Superbowl (because "everybody asks off for the Superbowl"), the NFL is finally allowing you to sneak off to the restrooms, hide in a stall with your feet up and watch Aaron Rodgers throw touchdown passes through a helpless whoever's defense while your guests stare at empty bread bowls and drink melting ice run-off.


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