BILL COWHER

SNL Covered The Super Bowl Blackout And Jay Pharoah Should Be Shannon Sharpe Forever

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tag/snl/" target="_blank">Warming Glow</a> usually handles weekly recaps of Saturday Night Live right after it airs.

ALTERNATE UNIVERSES

San Francisco Defeats Truman

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In the worst results-reporting since <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Defeats_Truman" target="_blank">Other Guy defeated What's-His-Face</a>, the NFL Network -- you know, the network with "NFL" in its name -- declared the San Francisco 49ers the winners of Super Bowl XVLII, knocking off the Ravens 34-31.

baltimore ravens

Congratulations, Joe Flacco, Now You’re An Elite Television Curser

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The Baltimore Ravens won Super Bowl XLVII, but the highlight for me (besides the lights going out and The Shield putting Colin Kaepernick through a table) was Joe Flacco's description of the win as "f**kin' awesome.

#AMAZON

Anyone Can Buy Deer Antler Spray And Be Just Like Ray Lewis… Allegedly

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Prior to this week, the most I’d ever known about anything involving deer came down to: 1) Venison is delicious as long as I convince myself it’s not Bambi and 2) You can buy deer piss in hunting stores.

baltimore ravens

Saturday Night Live Did A Ray Lewis Thing, And Yes, It Was Kenan Thompson

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In a better world, Saturday Night Live sketches about football players would suddenly become super popular, and 80 minutes of every show would just be Kenan Thompson changing jerseys and doing the same voice to represent every black football player.

ALEX SMITH

Taiwan Presents Super Bowl XLVII

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Taiwan Animation takes on Super Bowl XLVII, because of course they do.

CAROLINA PANTHERS

What If Ryan Kalil’s Super Bowl Guarantee Inspired More Players To Do The Same?

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Last week, Carolina Panthers center Ryan Kalil (pictured above at Comic Con 2011 because it’s important) took out a full page ad in the Charlotte Observer, <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Carolina-Panthers.jpg">promising fans of his team that the Panthers were going to win Super Bowl XLVII</a>.


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