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Suspended for a year and newly divorced from his wife, a lost and disconsolate Sean Payton has embarked on a mission led by an unknown spectral entity that has taken the form of Drew Brees’ floating disembodied head.
Hines Ward: Am no bereave team is contemprate make leerease numbell one smaltest leceiverr in NFR histolee.
Social Worker: I know this is hard for you right now, Danny.
Reporter Who Has No Real Question To Ask: Tom, how important is the crowd going to be for this opening game.
[Chiefs camp, late August] Todd Haley: Hey.
Wolf Blitzer: Welcome back to the CNN/Tea Party Republican Party Presidential Debate.
Dungy: For the past few years, I have seen my beloved NFL become overrun with loudmouth coaches and deranged hooligans with no semblance of respect for authority of Jesus.
Earlier today, ESPN ran a column from Toure wondering what it would be like if Mike Vick were white. But since Toure was apparently too much of a pussy to actually play the scenario out, allow us to do the job for him.
Reverend: And do you, Antonio Romiro Romo, take this woman, Candice Crawford, to be your lawfully wedded wife.
When we last left National Sportswriter of the Year Peter King, he was giving us his unbiased biased opinion of Cris Collinsworth's possibly insightful (or maybe not) thoughts on the lockout and making baseless speculations based off of radio interviews that never happened.