Ryan Lochte Drowns Us With Pee Jokes In Funny Or Die’s ‘Pool Water’

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You know the old saying, broseph: “If at first you don’t succeed, bro, try again or something”.


Ryan Lochte Is Locked In On Kate Upton Now

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According to UK’s Metro, Kate Upton is the second hottest woman in the world, and that must be true because lists are legitimate ways of determining everything.


Ryan Lochte Stars In The Most Awkward TV News Interview Of 2013

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Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte is probably the lowest-hanging fruit on the pseudo-celebrity tree, but darn it all to heck if I just don’t love the guy to pieces.


News Anchors Mock Ryan Lochte


A couple of morning news anchors conduct a bland interview with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte, then mock him mercilessly afterwards.


Good Morning, Here’s A Kid Hallway Swimming

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Hallway swimming, remembering that night.


The Quickest Way to Put on a Swimming Cap


Looking to add some efficiency to your swimming routine.


Hallway Swimming


Quite possibly the most entertaining thing that has ever happened in a high school hallway.


News Anchor Laughs Hysterically Over Swimming Cat


Susan Bahorich just can't keep it together during a segment about a swimming cat.

#arrested development

Sports On TV: Arrested Development's 15 Greatest Sports Moments

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And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together (and sometimes watch them play softball).


Sloths Swimming? Sloths Swimming.

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I was originally going to share this with a "sloths swimming is my new favorite thing" talking point (because sloths swimming are great), but then it got to the part in the video where a sloth takes a boat ride.


Meet Jasmine Waltz, Sex Tape Star And Michael Phelps’ New Girlfriend

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Chances are that if you know who Jasmine Waltz is without having to Google her, then you’re either a fan of “celebrity” sex tapes or you’re way too involved with David Arquette’s private life.

#south park

The Best Questions And Most Ryan Lochte Responses From Ryan Lochte’s #AskLochte

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Yesterday, for no apparent reason, Olympic gold medalist swimmer and future Academy Award-winning actor Ryan Lochte gave his Twitter followers a huge gift when he announced that he’d be answering their questions for "#AskLochte" once again.


Victoria's Secret Models Are Swimming, And We're Counting It As Sports

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Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes of Victoria's Secret fame are swimming, and swimming is a sport, so here you go.


Sports On TV: Buffy The Vampire Slayer’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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This week on Sports On TV, we tackle the horror/comedy/drama/everything else of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer,' the 1997-2003 hit that catapulted Avengers director Joss Whedon into public consciousness, gave Sarah Michelle Gellar seven more years of television success and adapted a semi-forgotten Kristy Swanson movie into a layered, sometimes absurd and always worth-talking-about cult classic.

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