Meet The Florida Man Who Dropped Everything To Travel To Syria And Battle ISIS

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Dean Parker was just your normal Floridian, surfing in West Palm Beach. That was until he decided to travel and join the fight against ISIS.


The Latest Weapon Employed By ISIS In Syria Is A Texas Plumber’s Old Truck

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Sold in 2013, the truck somehow made it overseas and joined the fighting in Syria. Globalization is weird.


Zimmerman, Snowden, Miley And More: South Park’s 17th Season Teaser Vows To ‘Go There’

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Featuring clips of George Zimmerman, Miley Cyrus and Edward Snowden, the teaser clip for South Park's 17th season promises to "go there."


Colbert Opened Up A Cooler Full Of Rage On Vladimir Putin Last Night

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Passive aggressive actions from the world's foremost "shirt allergy survivor" did not go unnoticed by true patriot Stephen Colbert.


Jon Stewart’s Having A Good Time Laughing At Cable News People Making Buffoons Of Themselves Over Syria

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As America inches closer to war with Syria, cable news people are getting increasingly stupider. Thankfully we have the Daily Show to document it.


Chuck Norris knows what’s really going on in Syria because of karate

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At this point, we're well acquainted with Chuck Norris being a right-wing nutjob.


Here Are The 13 YouTube Videos The White House Is Using To Win Military Action Approval Against Syria

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This footage of a Syria chemical attack is being used by the Obama Administration.


Colbert Took Obama To The Comedy Woodshed Over Syria Last Night

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Stephen Colbert is appalled by Obama's "limp leadership" in regards to Syria, and we're all better for it.


Jon Stewart Dropped Some Truth Bombs On The Whole War With Syria Thing Last Night

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Lost in the excitement of Jon Stewart's epic return to the Daily Show last night was the fact that he delivered a hilarious but poignant rant segment on the situation with Syria

we're so f*cked

John McCain Played Poker On His iPhone During Yesterday’s Syria Hearing

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Oh hey did you hear we're probably going to be going to war with Syria soon? And John McCain is obviously taking it quite seriously!


The Onion’s Response To Getting Hacked By Syrian Electronic Army Was Wonderful, Dark

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The Onion's Twitter account was hacked by the Syrian Electronic Army, and their response was as funny as it was dark.


Sepp Blatter’s Twitter Was Hacked, And Now He’s Hashtagging People As Murderers

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Earlier today, FIFA president Sepp Blatter started to get a little.

uh oh

Syria Has Disappeared From The Internet. This Is Really Not Good.

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Syria seems to have shut down its entire Internet. This is really, really not good.


Syria Engages in Cyber Warfare Against Activists


If you don't follow the news, you probably vaguely remember something about Syria and the Internet, like, a year ago.


Jon Stewart Is Concerned That Chris Brown Will Tarnish Bashar Al-Assad's Reputation


Yesterday we told you about Syrian leader Bashar Al-Assad getting his email hacked, revealing his love for Chris Brown, LMFAO and Right Said Fred, among others -- artists whose music he purchased using iTunes.


Syria's Murderous D-Bag Leader Gets His Email Hacked


Bashar Al-Assad is, and we hope we're not being too subtle in our feelings here, a complete and total monster currently committing war crimes because the citizens of the country he rules with an iron fist would like somebody who isn't a douchebag, please.

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