BREAKING: Wealthy Athlete Enjoys Gambling

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Now that the 2012 Summer Olympics are behind us, we can officially say the same for Michael Phelps, he of the 22 Olympic medal fame.

#Viral Videos

Shocking Site News: We’re Perverts

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I have a shocking and incredible news flash for you – people love attractive female athletes.


David Beckham Wants To Sue This Prostitute

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By all accounts, 2011 was a fantastic year for David Beckham.


We Heard Tim Tebow Is Dating Naked Megan Fox Lesbian Upskirt

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This is why we can’t have nice things, Internet.

#Justin Bieber

And Justin Bieber Was All Like, ‘Damn Shawty’

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Last we checked in on Canadian pop superstar Justin Bieber, he was skating with the Toronto Maple Leafs as part of the Children’s Wish Foundation of Canada’s efforts to make a young girl’s dream come true, before he headed off to hand out food at the Daily Bread Food Bank.


Kris Humphries Is The Biggest Jerk Ever

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The other day I was at Publix, purchasing my daily requirements of condoms and bacon when I saw the latest tabloid rags bagging on the Kardashian Klan for what we all knew was the fakest marriage since Liza Minelli and David Guest.


Who’s Ready To Be Shocked?

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After New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries married Kim Kardashian in a wedding that netted them approximately $17 million in endorsements, it surprised very few people that Kardashian’s mother, Kris Jenners, also signed on to be Humphries’ manager.


The Award For The Most Misleading Headline Of The Year Goes To…

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The banner image is from an article on Huffington Post yesterday about reports from Media Takeout that Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian were in a horrific, terrifying, catastrophic car accident and apparently almost died in the process.


Michael Phelps Is A Traitor!

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It is being reported today that American Olympic swimming hero Michael Phelps, winner of 8 gold medals at the 2008 Summer Olympics, is dating a Canadian.

#LeBron James

LeBron James And Dwyane Wade Hate Chris Bosh With A Passion

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Over the weekend, Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh had his bachelor party in Las Vegas, and he and his friends dubbed it, “The Hangover 3”.


This Week In Chicks Who Bang Athletes

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Kim Kardashian recently wrapped up her miserable failure World AIDS Day fundraiser by taking time out to update E.


Tom Brady Is Endorsing Uggs, Plugs

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While most of the country is honoring World AIDS Day or the 55th anniversary of Rosa Parks’ refusal to give up her seat on a Montgomery bus, I’ve been looking at stories about boners and hair plugs.

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