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And Now, The Worst Taekwondo Demonstration Ever

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As of right now, the only posts of interest in our <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/taekwondo" target="_blank">taekwondo tag</a> are a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/05/fear-the-korean-taekwondo-diplomacy-foundation-they-will-flip-and-kick-out-your-heart" target="_blank">ridiculous Korean stunt team doing backflip kicks 15 feet in the air</a> and a review of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/07/73-sports-movies-in-73-days-best-of-the-best" target="_blank">Best of the Best.</a> That's pretty solid, right.

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Fear The Korean Taekwondo Diplomacy Foundation: They Will Flip And Kick Out Your Heart

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Just typing it is oddly terrifying: "Korean Taekwondo Diplomacy Foundation.

#Comics

Taekwondo Spider-Man

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Spider-Man has been working on some new moves during his downtime.

#TRAILERS

‘Miami Connection’ has a new trailer. Praise Jesus.

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If you took my complete and utter apathy for another<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/09/the-full-trailer-for-the-hobbit-movie-trailer-unexpected-journey" target="_blank"> three-hour Hobbit movie</a> and reversed the polarity, you'd get Miami Connection, a film that combines mullets, 80s synth-pop, sword fights, ninjas, girls in nightclubs with their <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/05/kung-fu-knife-fights-synth-pop-justice-on-the-streets-of-orlando/bouncy-niteclub-lady48bit" target="_blank">boobs flopping everywhere</a> and karate.

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Taekwondo Critic Gets Rocked

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A man who called taekwondo the most ridiculous thing he'd ever seen spars with an actual Olympian in the sport.

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Battle Without Honor Or Continence

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The description under the video reads "two babies performing Taekwondo with a mother laughing in the background", and holy shit, if you thought you knew what "babies performing Taekwondo" looked like before, you're in for a treat.

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Newest Fad: Toddler Fighting Rings

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I don’t fancy myself much of a conspiracy theorist* but I couldn’t help but notice the eerily close timing of Michael Vick’s withdrawal from this Thursday’s scheduled appearance on Oprah and the sudden appearance of a video of two Asian toddlers engaged in Taekwando.

The Last Airbender

Taekwondo Schools Host Airbender Screenings for Some Reason

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In what I can only assume is a particularly brutal test of discipline and fortitude, Tae Kwon Do schools across the country will soon be forcing their students to watch M.

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OLYMPIAN OPENS BROTHEL IN NEW ZEALAND

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Logan Campbell competed in the Taekwando event in the Beijiing Olympics, but he's spending his offseason recovering just like any other guy.

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‘ANGEL MATOS HAS HAD A BRAIN EXPLOSION!’

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Cuban Angel Valodia Matos was leading the bronze medal match for taekwondo's 80-kg division when he was disqualified for taking longer than the minute allowed for an injury.




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