THE 1980S

73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: ‘Best Of The Best’

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Today's 73 In 73 is very important to me.

TAEKWONDO

Fear The Korean Taekwondo Diplomacy Foundation: They Will Flip And Kick Out Your Heart

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Just typing it is oddly terrifying: "Korean Taekwondo Diplomacy Foundation.

#Comics

Taekwondo Spider-Man

Spider-Man has been working on some new moves during his downtime.

#TRAILERS

‘Miami Connection’ has a new trailer. Praise Jesus.

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If you took my complete and utter apathy for another three-hour Hobbit movie and reversed the polarity, you'd get Miami Connection, a film that combines mullets, 80s synth-pop, sword fights, ninjas, girls in nightclubs with their boobs flopping everywhere and karate.

TAEKWONDO

Taekwondo Critic Gets Rocked

A man who called taekwondo the most ridiculous thing he'd ever seen spars with an actual Olympian in the sport.

#video

Battle Without Honor Or Continence

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The description under the video reads "two babies performing Taekwondo with a mother laughing in the background", and holy shit, if you thought you knew what "babies performing Taekwondo" looked like before, you're in for a treat.

TAEKWONDO

Newest Fad: Toddler Fighting Rings

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I don’t fancy myself much of a conspiracy theorist* but I couldn’t help but notice the eerily close timing of Michael Vick’s withdrawal from this Thursday’s scheduled appearance on Oprah and the sudden appearance of a video of two Asian toddlers engaged in Taekwando.

The Last Airbender

Taekwondo Schools Host Airbender Screenings for Some Reason

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In what I can only assume is a particularly brutal test of discipline and fortitude, Tae Kwon Do schools across the country will soon be forcing their students to watch M.

TAEKWONDO

OLYMPIAN OPENS BROTHEL IN NEW ZEALAND

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Logan Campbell competed in the Taekwando event in the Beijiing Olympics, but he's spending his offseason recovering just like any other guy.

TAEKWONDO

‘ANGEL MATOS HAS HAD A BRAIN EXPLOSION!’

Cuban Angel Valodia Matos was leading the bronze medal match for taekwondo's 80-kg division when he was disqualified for taking longer than the minute allowed for an injury.


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