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Covering The Faces: The Emotion Of The Greatest Night In Baseball History

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The hyperbole has been intense over the past 12 hours or so since Evan Longoria barreled through his teammates to touch home plate last night.

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The Game Is Baseball And They Play It To Perfection

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<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/gallery/Dallas-Braden%27s-perfect-game-050910#sport=MLB&photo=11197248"> It's one of the rarest feats in professional sports. In fact, before yesterday, only eighteen others since 1880 have been able to be immaculate from the mound. But even if he never plays another game in his life, Dallas Braden of the Oakland A's will be etched in the history books for his play yesterday afternoon. For he did achieve perfection with his perfect game against the Tampa Bay Rays. As in throwing 109 pitches (77 of them being strikes) with no one reaching a base. And to think, it was his first complete game. Fresh arms and legs will work wonders. The left-hander pointed to the sky in honor of his mom, Jodie Atwood, who died of cancer when he was a high school senior. He shared a long and tearful hug with his grandma, Peggy Lindsey, the woman who raised him, in front of the dugout. "It hasn't been a joyous day for me in a while,'' Braden said. "With my Grandma in the stands it makes it a lot better.'' <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Dallas-Braden-throws-perfect-game-for-Oakland-As?GT1=39002">[Via]</a> It really doesn't get much better than that.

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3.4 The Cooler

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Kalia Williams Racist Is The New Gay <a href="http://listentoleon.net/index.php/2010/03/03/racist-is-the-new-gay/">[Listen To Leon]</a> Reps Confirm T.

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MANAGER FAIL: AL PITCHER BATS THIRD

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Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon is known for his meticulous managing style, or for being an over-managing douchebag, depending on whose cap you're wearing, which makes this gaffe from Sunday's game against the Cleveland Indians all the more remarkable.

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TSS 2009 MLB Preview: The American League

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Conventional "baseball" wisdom says that the American League is <a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/41933-why-is-the-national-league-so-inferior-to-the-american-league">the better league</a>.

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AUBREY HUFF HEARTS BALTIMORE

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Orioles infielder Aubrey Huff had himself a nice little interview with Bubba the Love Sponge on Sirius Satellite Radio in which he commendably called Baltimore a "horseshit town," estimated that he had slept with between two hundred and three hundred women, and talked about how he prefers masturbating to preparing for whatever opponent he might be facing.

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THE RAYS ARE BRINGING THE BIG GUNS OUT

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"This next one is from the Robin Hood soundtrack.

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THE DEVIL RAYS ARE NOT GOOD

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The Yankees summarily <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270722110&action=playvideo&hcmp=motion" target="_blank">destroyed the D-Rays 21-4</a> yesterday in a game that I ventured up to the Bronx to watch.

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THE DEVIL RAYS ARE REALLY BAD

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The Devil Rays suffered their 11th consecutive loss last night as the Red Sox finished a sweep at Fenway with <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270705102" target="_blank">a 15-4 pounding</a> in which the Sox put 13 runs on the board over the first three innings.

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THE DODGERS ARE AFRAID OF G-G-GHOSTS

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Most MLB teams <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/printedition/la-sp-dodrep25jun25,1,7904919.story?coll=la-headlines-pe-sports&ctrack=1&cset=true" target="_blank">stay at the Vinoy Hotel</a> when they go to play the Devil Rays, which many players say is.

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ELIJAH DUKES IS SMOOOOOTH

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Elijah Dukes has had an exciting couple of weeks, what with his now ex-wife getting a restraining order against him and the claim that he impregnated a 17-year-old foster child.

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ELIJAH DUKES BANGED A FOSTER CHILD

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When I got home from the shittiest game in NBA Finals history last night, I had about twice the normal amount of email I usually have after a couple hours away from the ol' thinkin' machine.

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TAMPA BAY IS CHOKE-ALICIOUS

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The Devil Rays' long and storied legacy of losing strengthened its culture of futility with an <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270605114" target="_blank">improbable loss to the Blue Jays</a> last night.

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AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS TO DIVORCE

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NiShea Gilbert, the Nubian beauty you see here and the wife of Devil Rays rookie Elijah Dukes, has received a one-year protective order and filed for divorce from the outfielder, thus ending America's love affair with their love affair.

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ELIJAH DUKES CAN HIT THE BASEBALL, TOO

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Elijah Dukes has gotten plenty of attention lately, from the allegations of <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2943">threatening to kill his wife</a> (he ain't even bullshittin, dawg) to the <a href="http://www.tbo.com/video/xml/MGB7DD8642F.html" target="_blank">foul-mouthed brush-off</a> he gave Tampa reporters.

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ELIJAH DUKES IS A LOVING HUSBAND

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A month ago, Devil Rays rookie Elijah Dukes marched into the school where his wife teaches and flipped out to the extent that a sheriff's deputy had to show up and ban him from the property.

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BASEBALL LOVES YOGA

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Not only does today's New York Times <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/12/sports/baseball/12pitcher.html?_r=1&ref=sports&oref=slogin" target="_blank">profile Alan Jaeger</a>, a yoga instructor who works with major league pitchers and pitching prospects, but the St.

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TAMPA BAY TO BE EXORCISED

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Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up - Jon Gruden will be coaching the Buccaneers for the foreseeable future.


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