7 Stars We’d Shamefully Make Love To

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A whole lot of us would boink highly boinkable stars like Kerry Washington, Kim Kardashian and every other star that fits under the "eight, nine, dime" category in a split second.


Things Are Still Going Great For Tara Reid

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Last time we checked in on “actress” Tara Reid and her love life, she was happily married and boasting to the world tabloids about the joy she had found with a man whom she’d only been dating for a few weeks, according to people we’ve never heard of.


American Reunion has a new new trailer

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Propelled to fame by the massive success of American Pie when they were just youngins, the cast of the original has spent the past 10 years or so going their own way, with levels of success ranging from starring in an Oscar-winning film (Chris Klein, Election; Mena Suvari, American Beauty) to getting evicted from Michael Rapaport's apartment and <a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/16226780/#.T0U_jI5X7Ph" target="_blank">threatening to f*ck a dog</a> (Natasha Lyonne).

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NATASHA LYONNE LIVES! New poster for American Reunion

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There's a new poster for the American Pie reunion movie out, and the big news is that it finally answers the question that's been on everyone's minds: Is Natasha Lyonne still alive.


Tara Reid got paid. …A fraction of everyone else.

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Getting the logistics together to make <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/03/american-pie-sequel-synopsis-pie-humper-is-a-youtube-star" target="_blank">a new America Pie movie</a> was no easy task for Universal, and I'm sure will one day be the subject of an Entertainment Weekly cover story about how those heroes managed to milk blood from a rightfully dead franchise when all the h8erzz said it would never work.


The American Pie Gang’s All Back Together, Sorta

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Universal has released the first pictures and teaser (which consists of a series of still pictures - watch it below) for American Reunion.


Coen Bros happy to hear Tara Reid is working on Lebowski 2: Electric Boogaloo

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The <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/tara-reid-announces-plans-for-big-lebowski-2-wait-what" target="_blank">other night</a> when Tara Reid showed up to a benefit to raise awareness for child snatching (she should have pulled out her weather-beaten snatch, to drive home what a terrible thing a snatching can be), neither of her boobs fell out while she was talking, which was considered a great success.


Tara Reid announces plans for Big Lebowski 2. Wait, what?

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Hello, folks, and welcome to another exciting installment of "How High is Tara Reid.


Saw II director explains how he lied his way into Hollywood

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Darren Lynn Bousman directed Saw II, III, and IV, as well as <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/07/oh-dear-god-no" target="_blank">Repo! The Genetic Opera</a>, guaranteeing that he would be the butt of jokes on this site more than a few times, and probably for years to come.

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American Pie has already spawned two theatrical sequels, four direct-to-DVD sequels, and countless uncredited attempts to capitalize on its success.

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