Posts Tagged: TARGET

Photoshops

Check Out Target's New Crotchless Bikini Bottoms That Aren't As Sexy As You'd Think

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Target's website featured product photos of teenage swimsuit models with their vaginas removed. Good job!

album sales

Target To Beyoncé: Drop Dead

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Beyoncé dropped her latest album out of nowhere and sold it exclusively online. And Target ain't happy.

endorsements

Walmart Dropped Paula Deen And Customers Are Furious Over It

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Paula Deen's fans took to Walmart's Facebook page with furious complaints after news broke that the retailer had dropped the embattled celebrity cook.

funny

SNL: Target Lady Returns

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Kristen Wiig returns to Saturday Night Live and reprises her famous role as Target Lady.

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Target Goggles

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Are you sick and tired of going to Target and buying a bunch of stuff you don't need.

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Better Names For Things

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Jeff Wysaski went to his local Target and swapped their signage with more logical names for things.

channel orange

You Won't Find Frank Ocean's New Album At Target, Sadly

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If, by chance, you're waiting to buy a physical copy of Frank Ocean's highly-acclaimed and much-buzzed about Channel Orange when it's released next week, you will not find it at Target. Why? Well, it might, as Frank Ocean and his people seem to believe, have something to do with that whole falling in love with a dude thing.

Comics

Target Makes Avengers Stuff Out of Avengers Stuff for Ad Campaign

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So, Target has a promotional deal with the upcoming Avengers movie -- usually not the kind of thing we'd bother reporting on around here, but they've actually done something kind of interesting with it.

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Michelle Obama Secretly Shops At Target

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This is both fascinating and heart-breaking: <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043496/Michelle-Obama-dresses-trip-Target-early-campaign-stop.html?ito=feeds-newsxml">Michelle Obama was photographed today</a> shopping alone in an Alexandria, Virginia Target store by an Associated Press photographer.

Beyonce Goes To Target, Continues To Make It Very Hard Not To Like Her

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I'm just gonna start dancing in random places to Beyonce songs in the hopes that she'll magically appear to dance with me.

ARIZONA

What’s Going On With Communism Now?

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You may recognize that fella up there underneath the black fashion sunglasses as the lead singer of Scorpions, and I thought that’s who it was as well until a Wisconsin teacher briefly stopped protesting to inform me that it is actually iconic Russian leader Joseph Stalin.

ARMED ROBBERY

Is Costco Planning The Armageddon?

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Whether you believe the world will end in a flash of nuclear chaos or with the low moans of zombie hoards craving human flesh, it’s always good to channel your inner Boy Scout and be prepared.

ASSAULT

Has Walmart Turned Its Back On You?

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For many years now, Walmart has been a one-stop for everything you could possibly need from a retailer.


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