Wanna Mess With A Shotgun Full O’ TASERs?


Desperately want to tase someone until they lose control of their bowels, but too lazy to get within a couple feet of them.

Taser Grenade

First Civilian Testing of 50,000 Volt Taser Grenade

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More often than not, using a taser on someone usually ends with cheese and wine -the occasional phone number exchange- and it's because of this not-lethal-enough stigma that the fine folks over at Taser’s R&D lab in Scottsdale, Arizona decided to amplify its effectiveness by 50,000 volts.


So This Exists: Tampon Stun Gun

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I'm not sure how this didn't cross my path much sooner, what with the Google alert settings and all that robbing.


Phillies Fan Gets Tasered

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<a href="http://gothamist.com/2010/05/04/teen_tasered_after_running_onto_fie.php"> Everyone has an online video fetish. There are those who make viral sensations out of cats and other assorted animals playing musical instruments while dressed in little corsets. TC likes to watch the high school girlfights @ WSHH. Me? I'm all about Taser clips. Send me <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/08/video-old-oakland-as-fan-get-tasered">a good</a> <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/07/meet-the-taser-x3">Taser clip</a> and I'm watching, giggling.


When Should You Use A Taser?

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There is a popular series of videos on the Interweb that has a person demonstrating a blender on steroids.


Video: Old Oakland A’s Fan Get Tasered

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what happened to the good ol'days where a cop would just beat the crap out of you with a billy club.

Taser x3

Meet The Taser x3

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A nice powerful new Taser, <a href="http://www.taserx3.com/">the Taser x3</a>, can shoot three people @ once with no reloading and from up to thirty-five feet away.

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