Posts Tagged: TAXES

CONAN

ConservoTax: Tax Software For Republicans

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There's no reason to fear the liberal eyes of the IRS when you’ve got ConservoTax.

corporate tax-dodging

Apple Unsurprisingly Avoided Paying Billions In Taxes

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Apple has not been paying its fair share of taxes. We'll give you a moment to recover from your shock.

IRS

Lauryn Hill Paid Off Her Tax Debt In A Mysterious, Bizarre Way. Naturally.

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Lauryn Hill paid off her $900,000 tax debt, but there are still so many questions about how it happened.

CONAN

Bill Tull’s Tax Tips

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Conan's insanely cheap propmaster reveals ways to cheat the taxman.

funny

SNL: Drunk Uncle on Taxes (with Peter Dinklage)

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Drunk Uncle and Peter Dinklage stop by Weekend Update to discuss taxes.

GEORGES ST-PIERRE

Nick Diaz Probably Retired So He Could Go To Prison

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On Saturday night, Georges St-Pierre and Nick Diaz, for the lack of a much better term, gave us a very disappointing finale to their courtship of craziness over the past several months.

Crime

Texas Bro Blew All His Tax Return Money On Strippers, Told Wife And Police That He Was Robbed

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21-year old, Jesus Mata, Jr. spent his entire $1,000 tax return at a strip club and then told his girlfriend and police that he was robbed by six men in two trucks.

TAXES

Facebook Is Getting A $429 Million Tax Refund

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Facebook is getting a half a billion back in taxes, paid no taxes this year, and made $1.1 billion in profit. Torches to the left, pitchforks to the right.

BAD IDEAS

Stupid Missouri Bill Aims To Tax Violent Video Games Like ‘The Sims 3′

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To fight the nonexistent scourge of video game induced violence, Representative Diane Franklin (R, MO) introduced a bill to tax "violent" video games. But wait, it gets even sillier.

CAN I GET SOME LOOT LOOT

R. Kelly Is Good At Singing, Bad At Paying Taxes

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R. Kelly owes the IRS $6 million in unpaid taxes. I believe this is referred to as a "full Snipes."

abraham lincoln

Money Woes Got You Down? Let Jose Canseco Walk You Through Bankruptcy

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As I pointed out last week, Jose Canseco, the former baseball player <a href="https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco">who uses Twitter to beg Major League Baseball teams</a> to consider signing a 48-year old designated hitter, now has a new gig as <a href="http://www.vice.com/en_us">a columnist for Vice</a>.

BARACK OBAMA

Mark Zuckerberg ‘cool’ with paying more taxes

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Mark Zuckerberg gets a lot of sh*t, perhaps deservedly so, for being all sorts of unseemly things -- shady idea thief chief among them.

ARRESTS

Poker Sites Go Up The River

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Poker Shutdown On Friday the F.

Animals

What Do You Get A Gorilla For His Birthday?

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Walk like a man A gorilla who became internet famous when <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrQf6cogMuI">videos</a> of him walking upright went viral on YouTube was given presents to celebrate his 21st birthday this week.

BACTERIA

Look At This Dog

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Dog News After multiple recovery attempts, the Japanese coast guard has successfully rescued the dog seen above.

BOOZE

Want More Bad News, Rich People?

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Yesterday, my Uproxxian cohort Dan Seitz brought you the news that millionaires don’t consider themselves rich unless they have at least $7.

FEDERAL HOLIDAYS

How Excited Are You For Tax Season?

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If you’re like me, you’re incredibly handsome and you have abs that were sculpted by lasers made by six different gods.

don't touch my junk

Warren Buffett: Communist?

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You'd think the rich, of all people, would go for tax cuts.

Canada

Let’s Get Down To Business

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According to new research from <a href="http://www.sandvine.com/news/global_broadband_trends.asp#Download">Sandvine</a>, Netflix is kicking ass and taking names.


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