Posts Tagged: TEAM USA

2014 winter olympics

Sage Kotsenburg Finally Received His Winter Olympics Bacon Medal On ‘Conan’

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On last night's 'Conan,' gold medal snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg was surprised with the turkey bacon medal that he jokingly wished for.

2014 winter olympics

A Digital Billboard In Illinois Had A Great Suggestion For Justin Bieber’s Fate

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The folks at Command Transportation in Illinois suggested that the loser of tomorrow's gold medal Olympics hockey match has to keep Justin Bieber.

2014 winter olympics

A Meat Company Made Sage Kotsenburg’s Bacon Medal Dreams Come True

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A meat company in Pennsylvania has made American snowboarder Sage Kotsenburg his very own turkey bacon copy of his gold medal.

2014 winter olympics

A Student Got Detention Because He Called His Teacher A Commie For Not Playing The USA Hockey Game

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A student received detention for calling his teacher a commie after she refused to let the class watch the USA hockey game against Slovakia.

2014 winter olympics

American Snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis Is Bringing Home A Puppy From Sochi, Too

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In what is becoming the most delightful trend of the 2014 Winter Olympics, snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis is the latest athlete to adopt a stray Sochi dog.

2014 OLYMPICS

Olympic Freeskier Gus Kenworthy Is Single-Handedly Solving Sochi’s Stray Dog Problem

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Team USA Olympic freeskier Gus Kenworthy has been scooping up stray puppies in Sochi and posing for adorable pictures with them.

2014 winter olympics

Buddy Cole Sat Down With The US Speedskating Team For ‘The Colbert Report’. Hilarity Ensued.

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'The Colbert Report' continued its special investigation of Russia's anti-gay laws as Buddy Cole interviewed the US Men's Speedskating Team.

LAS VEGAS

Video: An Air Force Serviceman In Uniform Threw Down A Windmill Dunk

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While the NBA’s brightest stars and pride of the Red, White and Blue took a breather during a timeout at last night’s USA Basketball Showcase in Las Vegas, an Air Force serviceman named Nathanial Mills threw down one of the nastiest dunks that didn’t involve someone throwing a ball from the sunroof of a Kia.

2012 OLYMPICS

You're Welcome, Everyone Except Lolo Jones

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Alex Morgan and other people wearing Olympics clothes want to say thank you for your support.

2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS

Nike’s Marketing > The Entire World’s Outrage

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During the 2012 Summer Olympics, it was reported that security at the London venues was instructed to crack down on any people who tried to attend events while wearing recognizable logos of companies that weren’t exclusive sponsors.

2012 OLYMPICS

The Team USA Blooper Reel, Because 'LeBron James' And 'America'

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The Team USA blooper reel is nice, especially that shot LeBron makes at 1:25.

2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS

BREAKING: Kobe Bryant Is A Grade A, Gold Medal Poon Hound

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You may want to sit down for this news, because it will blow your mind, but apparently Kobe Bryant is trying to get laid again.

2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS

Move Over, Melissa Tancredi: Nicolas Batum Just Stole The Show

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While people want to turn video of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/melissa-tancredi-the-2012-summer-olympics-gold-medalist-in-poor-sportsmanship">Melissa Tancredi stepping on Carli Lloyd’s head</a> into the next Zapruder film, I think the majority of us can agree that Argentina’s Facundo Campazzo <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/carmelo-anthony-usa-argentina-groin-punch-video">blatantly hitting Carmelo Anthony in the nuts</a> was one of the lowest points of Olympic competition.

CANADA SUCKS

Melissa Tancredi: The 2012 Summer Olympics Gold Medalist In Poor Sportsmanship

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As much as I make fun of Canada, I really am quite fond of America’s hat.

2012 OLYMPICS

Carmelo Anthony’s Balls May Not Make It Out Of England Alive

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Carmelo Anthony has <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/people-think-team-usa-picked-on-nigeria" target="_blank">single-handedly destroyed entire nations</a> during the 2012 Summer Olympics, so it should come as no surprise that some countries would love to run up and punch him in the dick.

2012 OLYMPICS

People Think Team USA Picked On Nigeria

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Make no mistake about it, Team USA handled the Nigerian Men’s Basketball team with humiliating authority yesterday, as Carmelo Anthony set a new team record with 37 points, and the entire team set world records with 156 points and 29 3-pointers.

2012 OLYMPICS

The 20 Best Samuel L. Jackson Olympics Tweets (So Far)

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One of the strangest and most precious gems from this weekend was discovering that Pulp Fiction slash The Avengers slash Star Wars slash everything else star Samuel L.

CHRIS MULLIN

This Week In Original Etsy Sports Merchandise – 2012 Summer Olympics Edition

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Earlier this week, I scoured the Internet to put together my official 2012 Summer Olympics Team USA viewing gear so I could properly cheer on my nation’s best athletes from the comfort of my favorite bars.


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