#THE OFFICE

Dwight Schrute Destroys The Rim, Invites Blake Griffin Into His Van

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Blake Griffin has a torn meniscus and a strong desire to be <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/09/maybe-this-is-what-happened-to-blackstreet" target="_blank">everyone's favorite, post-Shaq "funny athlete"</a>, so he's got a lot of free time to show up on YouTube chat shows and joke about being home schooled.

USA BASKETBALL

What’ll Be Gone First: Great Britain Or LeBron James’ Hair?

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Note to other countries: If you want to learn how to beat Team USA, just stop all the alley-oops.

TEAM USA

Great Moments In Presidential Kiss Cam Fails

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After trailing by as many as 10 points to Team Brazil, the U.

WE TALKIN BOUT PRACTICE

Spoiler: USA Will Kill You With Dunks RAHHHH

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That's all well and good, but let's see him try that with a 5-foot-2 Frenchman in his way.

#BREAKING BAD

Therapeutic Pug Massage And Morning Links

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A nice counterpoint to the heavy stuff I wrote about yesterday.

USA! USA! USA!

Coach K Is A Real American Hero

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If there’s one thing America does well, it’s kicking ass.

TYREKE EVANS

Tyreke Evans Can’t Drive 55 Or 120

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Sacramento Kings guard Tyreke Evans will receive some extra vacation time when the season starts as video has surfaced of the NBA’s Rookie of the Year driving at speeds above 120 mph over Memorial Day weekend.

TEAM USA

US Vs. Ghana: 5 Things To Watch For

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After their dramatic late show against Algeria, the US now has a legit shot at making a run deep into the knockout stages of the World Cup.

TEAM USA

CHILD HERB BROOKS REPLICA READY FOR HOCKEY

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I wouldn't have such disdain for children if their parents would simply adopt the attitude that they raise their kids, and not the other way around.

TEAM USA

DUCKS-WINGS GOES TO GAME 7, OCTAGON

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We love athletes that play for the love of the game, even if "play" sometimes takes the interpretation of "beat the snot from thy opponent's body," which is what happened at the end of Anaheim's <a href="http://www.nhl.com/ice/recap.htm?id=2008030236">win against Detroit</a> in Game 6.

TEAM USA

JUST FOR KICKS…A SLED HOCKEY BRAWL

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<a href="http://deadspin.com/5162672/paraplegic-hockey-fights-are-just-as-good-as-any-other-kind?autoplay=true">Deadspin</a> dug up footage from some paralympic ice hockey game titled Fugledansen, which I guess is the kind of dancin' one does when his fugles don't work anymore.

WINTER OLYMPICS

THIS HAPPENED 29 YEARS AGO

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Yesterday was the 28th anniversary of the United States' big win over the Soviet Union in the 1980 Olympics in Lake Placid, New York (as opposed to Lake Flaccid, Your Wang).

The Olympic Dames

“The Olympic Dames” – US 400m Hurdles Team

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We've all enjoyed a cornucopia of dames from around the world, but let's focus on some homegrown talent.

TEAM USA

The Best Dream Team Alley-Oop. Ever.

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Written by Chris "Preach" Smith Redemption truly began at 9:28 of the second quarter of today's basketball showdown between the United States and Greece.


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