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The ‘Automatic Sperm Extractor’ (Handjob Robot) Is Coming To Chinese Hospitals

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The hand job robot -- er, we mean "automatic sperm extractor" -- is now taking all comers at a hospital in Nanjing, China. (VIDEO)

CleverPet

Such Games. Much Fun. Somebody Has Successfully Kickstarted A Doggy Gaming Console.

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Hey everybody, the world's problems are solved! There's now a gaming console for dogs!

ID Software

Did The Creator Of Doom Steal The Tech For The Oculus Rift? Zenimax Media Thinks So.

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Did John Carmack steal the technology for the Oculus Rift? Well, it's complicated...

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Solar-Panel Windows: The ‘Clear’ Solution To Practical Solar Energy

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Scientists in the United States and Italy have developed solar-panel windows by embedding quantum dots in a clear polymer.

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Check It Out: A Wireless Printer That Fits In Your Pocket

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If you wait up for ten minutes I'll print out that receipt for you from my phone, bro.

Tech

Philadelphia Just Broke The World Record For The Largest Game Of ‘Tetris’ On The Side Of A Skyscraper

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Last night Philadelphia broke the world record for the largest game of Tetris ever, and we had someone UPROXX-adjacent at the scene.

#APPLE

Steve Jobs Wanted To Lock You To Your iPhone Forever

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So Steve Jobs was fairly serious about this whole "Apple never lets anyone go" thing...

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Sony Has Announced A Virtual Reality Headset For The PS4 Called 'Project Morpheus'

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Get ready for virtual reality 'God of War' on Sony's newly announced Project Morpheus headset...

science

This Will End Well: The Germans Have Created Real-Life Doctor Octopus Arms

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Doctor Octopus' arms are real, and they're even creepier than in the movies...

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Newsweek Tracked Down And Unmasked Bitcoin’s Inventor

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The man who invented Bitcoin might have just finally been revealed.

SEXY TIMES

The Latest Hookup App Will Make Having A Threesome A Lot Easier. Maybe.

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This latest hookup app will make people having a threesome a lot easier. Admit it, you want it.

Tech

Why CES 2014 Is The Beginning Of The End For Microsoft

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This CES was full of nothing but bad news for Microsoft. Why there's a lot of reason to be worried about some broken Windows.

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CES 2014: What You Need To Know, So Far

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CES 2014 is in full swing... and, as usual, there's cool tech, weird tech, and staggering dumb tech. Here's the best of what we've seen so far.

#COMMERCIALS

Apple’s Touching Holiday Ad

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A misunderstood teenager and his phone star in Apple's latest heartwarming commercial.

BUZZFEED

12 Surprising Facts About Amazon.com

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Amazon's warehouses would not fit inside Rhode Island.

RHETT & LINK

Get Off The Phone: The Song

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A musical plea urging you to put down your phone and start living in the moment, courtesy of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/RhettandLink?feature=watch" target="_blank">Rhett & Link</a>.

#APPLE

The Four Black Friday Tech Deals Worth Going Out For

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Black Friday is generally not worth it. These four tech deals just might be.

5 POINT CAFE

Google Glass Banned From Restaurant After Glasshole Tries To Get Employee Fired

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Another restaurant has banned Google Glass after an incident with a network engineer, with both sides publicly arguing on Facebook.

Sponsored

10 Things Motorola’s Moto X Can Do That Your Lazy Smartphone Can’t

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Your smartphone is clever... but it's also lazy.

OUCH

BlackBerry Can’t Find Anyone Who Wants To Buy It

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BlackBerry's attempt to sell itself was apparently not quite as successful as hoped. Ouch.


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