#Futurama

The ‘Futurama’ Inventions That Need To Exist In The Very Near Future

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Let's enjoy some Bachelor Chow before we stop over at the Head Museum. Or at least, we would if these 'Futurama' inventions were real.

xbox one

Game On: The Xbox One Topped The Playstation 4 In Black Friday Sales

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The Xbox One is gaining momentum and actually beat the PS4 in the biggest shopping month of the year.

#Video Games

‘Until Dawn’ Is The Next Step In Incredibly Realistic Video Game Facial Animations

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'Until Dawn' is harnessing the power of the PS4 for some truly expressive faces.

#Apple

The Next iPhone May Be Able To Right Itself In Mid-Air Like A Cat When Dropped

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Alert the Internet, iPhones could soon be more like cats!

PARODY

Surreal Ad For ‘Reactvertising’ Skewers Advertisers With Lame Twitter Accounts

Are you tired of ad agencies that hesitate to exploit any trending hashtag? Reactvertising™ is here to shift the f*ck out of your paradigm.

Nintendo

Nintendo Has Announced A New Platform Unlike Anything They’ve Done Before

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Nintendo's mysterious 'Quality of Life' platform finally comes into view.

#Google

Why Google’s New Gaming Console The Nexus Player Misses The Point

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Google debuts yet another Android microconsole, which prompts us to ask... who do they think is buying this stuff?

WTF

The ‘Automatic Sperm Extractor’ (Handjob Robot) Is Coming To Chinese Hospitals

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The hand job robot -- er, we mean "automatic sperm extractor" -- is now taking all comers at a hospital in Nanjing, China. (VIDEO)

#kickstarter

Such Games. Much Fun. Somebody Has Successfully Kickstarted A Doggy Gaming Console.

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Hey everybody, the world's problems are solved! There's now a gaming console for dogs!

#video games

Did The Creator Of Doom Steal The Tech For The Oculus Rift? Zenimax Media Thinks So.

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Did John Carmack steal the technology for the Oculus Rift? Well, it's complicated...

University of Milano Bicocca

Solar-Panel Windows: The ‘Clear’ Solution To Practical Solar Energy

Scientists in the United States and Italy have developed solar-panel windows by embedding quantum dots in a clear polymer.

zuta labs

Check It Out: A Wireless Printer That Fits In Your Pocket

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If you wait up for ten minutes I'll print out that receipt for you from my phone, bro.

tetris

Philadelphia Just Broke The World Record For The Largest Game Of ‘Tetris’ On The Side Of A Skyscraper

Last night Philadelphia broke the world record for the largest game of Tetris ever, and we had someone UPROXX-adjacent at the scene.

#APPLE

Steve Jobs Wanted To Lock You To Your iPhone Forever

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So Steve Jobs was fairly serious about this whole "Apple never lets anyone go" thing...

#video games

Sony Has Announced A Virtual Reality Headset For The PS4 Called 'Project Morpheus'

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Get ready for virtual reality 'God of War' on Sony's newly announced Project Morpheus headset...

Tech

This Will End Well: The Germans Have Created Real-Life Doctor Octopus Arms

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Doctor Octopus' arms are real, and they're even creepier than in the movies...

Tech

Newsweek Tracked Down And Unmasked Bitcoin’s Inventor

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The man who invented Bitcoin might have just finally been revealed.

threesome

The Latest Hookup App Will Make Having A Threesome A Lot Easier. Maybe.

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This latest hookup app will make people having a threesome a lot easier. Admit it, you want it.

uh oh

Why CES 2014 Is The Beginning Of The End For Microsoft

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This CES was full of nothing but bad news for Microsoft. Why there's a lot of reason to be worried about some broken Windows.

Tech

CES 2014: What You Need To Know, So Far

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CES 2014 is in full swing... and, as usual, there's cool tech, weird tech, and staggering dumb tech. Here's the best of what we've seen so far.


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