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One Year Later, ‘Golden-Voiced’ Homeless Man Ted Williams Is Doing Just Fine

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It's kind of hard to believe that <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/homeless-man-golden-voice-becomes-2011-first-viral-20110105-102908-016.html">it's been a year </a>since the internet made a "golden-voiced" homeless man from Ohio named Ted Williams the first viral sensation of 2011, but it has.

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Craig Counsell Is The Worst

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My good friend <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/authors/jon-bois">Jon Bois</a> of SB Nation is always asking people who the most ____ player ever is.

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What’s on Tonight: Golden-Voiced Hobo

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Biography: Ted Williams (BIO) -- No no no: not Ted Williams, the greatest hitter in major league history, Marine Corps pilot, champion fisherman, and legendary irascible grump.

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Cleveland Puts Ted Williams’ Head Into Cryogenic Freeze

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The Cleveland Cavaliers offered Ted Williams (the other one) an announcing gig when he <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/02/famous-panhandler-to-sell-famous-panhandling-accoutrements">shot to fame with a viral YouTube video</a>, and now that a little bit of time has passed and everyone has forgotten it, they can take it back.

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Famous Panhandler To Sell Famous Panhandling Accoutrements

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Golden-voiced panhandler Ted Williams is having a fire.

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The Golden-Voiced Hobo’s First Commercial

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That's how famous <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/hire-this-hobo">Ted Williams</a>, the Golden-Voiced Hobo is now, you can see the behind-the-scenes footage of his first commercial.

VOICE OF THE MOVIES

HIRE THIS HOBO.

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Voice of the movies <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/09/voice-of-the-movies-dead-at-68" target="_blank">Don LaFontaine died</a> back in 2008 (and was then <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/oscar-memoriam-snubs-don-lafontaine" target="_blank">snubbed</a> at the Academy's In Memoriam, but that's another story), and movie trailers haven't been the same without his husky baritone.

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UPDATE: Golden-Voiced Hobo Offered Job With the Cavs, New House

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UPDATE: Now <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/golden-voiced-hobo-job-with-cavaliers/5">with audio of the job offer</a> A guy who was homeless yesterday has a house and a career today, and he owes it all to Al Gore, inventor of the internet.

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Everything’s Comin’ Up Hobo!

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Ted Williams, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/hire-this-hobo" target="_self">the homeless man with the incredible golden voice</a>, appeared on the CBS "Early Show" this morning, and this interview (video below) is so touching that it very nearly melted the ice surrounding my withered black heart.

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A SPLENDIDLY SPLINTERED HALLOWEEN COSTUME

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When you can pull off a Halloween costume that serves as the ultimate tribute to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/10/book-ted-williams-frozen-head-was-abused">Frozen Head Baseball</a> with a skosh of insinuated necrophelia, you've reached the big time.

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TED WILLAMS’ HEAD IS BLOGGING NOW

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It's not every day that I'm at a loss for words, but this latest development on FOXSports, who apparently has hired Ted Williams' frozen head to preview the MLB playoffs.

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BOOK: TED WILLIAMS’ FROZEN HEAD WAS ABUSED

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ted_williams_head_futurama_punte.jpg"></a>The frozen head of late baseball legend Ted Williams was abused, according to an excerpt from an upcoming book.


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