GOLDEN VOICED HOBO

The Golden-Voiced Hobo Claims He’s Still Broke And Blames His Agents

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Ted Williams revealed to the Columbus Dispatch that his past agents took a lot of his money and now he struggles to pay his bills.

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One Year Later, ‘Golden-Voiced’ Homeless Man Ted Williams Is Doing Just Fine

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It's kind of hard to believe that it's been a year since the internet made a "golden-voiced" homeless man from Ohio named Ted Williams the first viral sensation of 2011, but it has.

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Craig Counsell Is The Worst

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My good friend Jon Bois of SB Nation is always asking people who the most ____ player ever is.

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What’s on Tonight: Golden-Voiced Hobo

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Biography: Ted Williams (BIO) -- No no no: not Ted Williams, the greatest hitter in major league history, Marine Corps pilot, champion fisherman, and legendary irascible grump.

#CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Cleveland Puts Ted Williams’ Head Into Cryogenic Freeze

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The Cleveland Cavaliers offered Ted Williams (the other one) an announcing gig when he shot to fame with a viral YouTube video, and now that a little bit of time has passed and everyone has forgotten it, they can take it back.

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The Golden-Voiced Hobo’s First Commercial

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That's how famous Ted Williams, the Golden-Voiced Hobo is now, you can see the behind-the-scenes footage of his first commercial.

VOICE OF THE MOVIES

HIRE THIS HOBO.

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Voice of the movies Don LaFontaine died back in 2008 (and was then snubbed at the Academy's In Memoriam, but that's another story), and movie trailers haven't been the same without his husky baritone.

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UPDATE: Golden-Voiced Hobo Offered Job With the Cavs, New House

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UPDATE: Now with audio of the job offer A guy who was homeless yesterday has a house and a career today, and he owes it all to Al Gore, inventor of the internet.

THE EARLY SHOW

Everything’s Comin’ Up Hobo!

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Ted Williams, the homeless man with the incredible golden voice, appeared on the CBS "Early Show" this morning, and this interview (video below) is so touching that it very nearly melted the ice surrounding my withered black heart.

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A SPLENDIDLY SPLINTERED HALLOWEEN COSTUME

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When you can pull off a Halloween costume that serves as the ultimate tribute to Frozen Head Baseball with a skosh of insinuated necrophelia, you've reached the big time.

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TED WILLAMS’ HEAD IS BLOGGING NOW

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It's not every day that I'm at a loss for words, but this latest development on FOXSports, who apparently has hired Ted Williams' frozen head to preview the MLB playoffs.

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BOOK: TED WILLIAMS’ FROZEN HEAD WAS ABUSED

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The frozen head of late baseball legend Ted Williams was abused, according to an excerpt from an upcoming book.


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