Farrah Abraham Has Been Cut From ‘Teen Mom’ Because She’s Farrah Abraham

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'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham is officially cut from the 'Teen Mom' reunion. I wonder what stuff made her seem like a bad influence?


Farrah Abraham Has An 'Erotic Romance' Series Coming Out And Here's The Cover Art For The First Book

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Farrah Abraham is back with "erotic romance" about her fake sex tapes, because Teen Mom is a flat circle.


'Teen Mom' Stars Don't Want 'Teen Mom' Porn Star Farrah Abraham To Be In The Reunion

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Some 'Teen Moms' don't want Farrah Abraham joining them in an upcoming 'Teen Mom' reunion. Probably because of that music video. Maybe.

#music videos

Farrah Abraham’s New Song ‘BLOWIN’ Is Everything You’d Expect From A Teen Mom Porn Star

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'Teen Mom' turned porn star Farrah Abraham has released a pop song entitled 'BLOWIN' and it's going to make you question everything.


'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham Has Taken A Vow Of Celibacy Because Of Course She Has

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'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham has taken a vow of celibacy because her Doctor told her to. Or something.


'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham Hit With Legal Letter By Vivid. This Should End Well.

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'Teen Mom' and sex tape star Farrah claims she was drugged and raped while promoting her sex tapes. So take that with a boulder of salt.


MTV’s ‘Teen Mom’ May Have Actually Stopped Kids From Getting Pregnant

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According to a new study by two economists, the MTV shows 'Teen Mom' and '16 & Pregnant' may have actually reduced the birth rate among American teens.


Shocking News That Will Shock: Former ‘Teen Mom’ Star Farrah Abraham Feels Sex Tape Ruined Her Life

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The Farrah Abraham sex tape saga continues as the former reality star claims her life was ruined by the decision.


‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Has An Appropriately Depressing Reason For Making Her Sex Tape

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"Teen Mom" person Farrah Abraham recorded her sex tape with James Deen for a depressing reason.


Here’s The First Clip From Farrah Abraham’s Totally Real ‘Sex Tape,’ If You Dare

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The first clip from Farrah Abraham's sex tape with James Deen, "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom," is online now. Everything is terrible.


‘And she squirts!’ ‘Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom’ has a trailer

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Because I know that we’re all on the edges of our seats for the release of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, Vivid Video has a new trailer available on its website that boasts other such celebrity sex tape superstars like Kim Kardashian, Mindy McCready, Chyna, Shauna Sand, Carissa Shannon, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Montana Fishburne and Vince Neil, among others.


Teen Mom Farrah got 'nearly $1 million' for 'Backdoor Teen Mom'

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Last we heard from Farrah Abraham, she of MTV's Teen Mom "fame," she <a href="" target="_blank">had become a cautionary tale</a> for pseudo-celebs trying to climb Jacob's fame ladder using a sex tape everywhere.


An Important Discussion About ‘Teen Mom’ Star Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape Scandal

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Farrah Abraham from MTV's "Teen Mom" is involved in the stupidest and most transparently manufactured sex tape "scandal" in history.


James Deen, Teen Mom Farrah, and the evolution of the publicity stunt sex tape

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As a rule, I try not to stay abreast of "news" concerning the "stars" of MTV's Teen Mom.


Frotcast 128: Burnsy’s Corner, Lists with Laremy

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here</a> (right-click, "save as.



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Amber Portwood, the most porcine of MTV's "Teen Mom" stars, <a href="" target="_blank">reportedly makes $280,000 a year</a>.


What’s On Tonight: Abortions, Football, & Cupcakes

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No Easy Decision (MTV) - MTV's special on the difficult decision and consequences of abortion airs tonight at 11:30.



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MTV's "16 and Pregnant" and "Teen Mom" are abominations of television, because idiot teenagers who can't figure out how to use a condom should be forced to live their simple, unhappy lives in anonymous trailer parks, not given their own TV shows.

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