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The Teen Choice Awards Actually Got Sports Right, But Not Much Else

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The Teen Choice Awards took place last night in the fourth level of hell Los Angeles, and once again the big winners were the PR and marketing teams of Hollywood film and TV studios that busted their asses the hardest to make sure that people teenagers have never heard of inexplicably won awards.

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Hey Girl, Bryce Harper Probably Loves Teens Who Embarrass Themselves On YouTube

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This is a picture of Washington Nationals rookie Bryce Harper with UFC ring girl/Playboy playmate Brittany Palmer.

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'Call Me Brady' Is The Song Of The NFL Summer

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Thanks to an endorsement from Justin Bieber and a catchy hook straight out of Disney Channel primetime, 'Canadian Idol' third place finalist Carly Rae Jepsen has the "song of the summer" with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic" target="_blank">Call Me Maybe</a>.

WASHINGTON NATIONALS

Bryce Harper's Reaction To His First Major League Homer Is Vintage Bryce Harper

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19-year old Washington Nationals rookie sensation Bryce Harper hit his first Major League home run during the third inning of Monday's 8-5 win over the San Diego Padres.

Teenagers

Don’t Worry, The Future Of The NBA Is Modest

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Justise Winslow is currently only a sophomore at St.

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Amazingly, Teens Treat Facebook Like It’s High School

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Another day, another survey about kids on Facebook.

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Miley Cyrus: Bowling Legend

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Miley Cyrus has made a sustainable, blockbuster career out of professions that shouldn't make her famous.

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Bloodbath: Lacrosse’s Most Incredible Steel Cage Matches

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I'm starting to think these lacrosse fights are worked.

TENNESSEE TITANS

Coach a Kid Running Like Randy Moss

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Below is a video of Randy Moss talking to incarcerated kids at the West Virginia Industrial Home for Youth.

TEXTING

Can People Stop Texting and Driving?

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Last year, AT&T kicked off its "Txtng & Drivng.

Teenagers

Pluto’s Biggest Fan, Awkward Daleks, and Links

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Facebook Fail-Log Special Edition: Dateline Japan [<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2011/05/facebook-fail-log-special-edition-dateline-japan">Uproxx</a>] Fake Twain, MLK Quotes Spread, Spark Meme [<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/05/fake-twain-mlk-quotes-spread-spark-meme/">Uproxx</a>] Has BlackBerry Given Up.

Teenagers

Are Push-ups A Barbaric Punishment?

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A 13-year old Michigan boy has spent more than a week in a children’s hospital after he was forced to do push-ups as a punishment in lieu of detention.

Teenagers

Why Are Teenagers Doing It Less?

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One of the God-given truths of American politics is that teenagers have lots of sexytimes, because they're young, nubile, and hormone-ridden.

Teenagers

Kids Of The Future: 11 People You’ll Bump Into At A Jonas Brothers Concert

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A few weeks ago I traveled home to see my family for the first time in a few years, but mainly because my mother demanded that I meet my newborn niece.

WEREWOLVES

Gawdammitsomuch, Twilight

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First there was the Taylor Lautner fan who wrote an angry letter to Universal Studios for who dress like werewolves and call themselves "the wolf pack", the report saying there are "several packs scattered about San Antonio's north side.


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