Who Will Be Back For The New ‘Full House’ Revival? Here Are Your Odds.

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Now that John Stamos and Warner Bros. TV are trying to revive 'Full House,' let's examine the odds of the cast members who might return.


A Peeps Movie Is Going To Happen Because Hollywood Is Optioning Candy Now

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Adam Rifkin has optioned the Easter candy Peeps for a movie that sounds just like 'The LEGO Movie.'


CCP Games Hires UFC Fighter Gunnar Nelson To Beat Up Its Employees

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CCP Games has an unusual idea of "employee motivation," which involves Gunnar Nelson beating the crap out of you.

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Starbucks Will Soon Start Selling Booze Because It Desperately Wants To Be All Things To All People

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It's not enough for Starbucks that you go in in the morning to get coffee. It wants to be your neighborhood bar at night now too.

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Gentlemen, Start Your Ostriches

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In America's latest attempt to turn sports into Diddy Kong Racing, here's the sixth annual "Extreme Race Day", a Minnesota area event featuring ostrich heats, racing camels, helium-enhanced horse races and more.


Chodin Reviews: The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol

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Sometimes people send me DVDs to review, and I have to call for back-up.


The Marlins At Least Have Some Taste


As the Florida Miami Marlins prepare to open their new stadium and begin their new season in their new uniforms with their new shortstop who will hopefully hit a bunch of home runs to light up their new home run fish statue/shrine, it was only fitting that the team would add some new flair and style to the stadium as well.


Now You Too Can Smell Like A Yankee

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Michael Jordan has a fragrance.

#Justin Bieber

NFL.com Finally Answers The Tim Tebow Question Nobody Has Been Asking

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I read through a lot of gossip sites and strange, random fan blogs each week, not because I want to actually know anything about the personal lives of fame-starved reality trolls, but because we like to make fun of really stupid stuff that people do.


Number Of Black Girls In This Video: Zero

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In case you missed it during that weird period when a video goes viral and the person who made it gets butthurt and takes it down, then realizes it is their only shot at ironic fame and puts it back up so they can get on Tosh, please enjoy this video of University of Alabama Panhellenic Association Board combining their awful white teen girl powers to form some Godless approximation of musical Voltron.


Shocking: Alex Smith Is Not Joe Montana

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Jim Harbaugh has never seemed like a cruel monster, or even slightly mean, for that matter.


Sacre Bleu! Montreal Wants Baseball Again

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According to Roger Brulotte, the former French-language broadcaster for the Montreal Expos, an unidentified investment group has been pestering him for a few years about their desire to bring professional baseball back to Canada's France.

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Cool News From 12 Years Ago: Somebody Wants a Golfing Boy Band

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Hey guys, check it out, I just got a job writing for Cracked magazine.

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Don’t Worry, Ouija Has A New Writer

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*puts finger tips on Ouija Board planchette* Oh spirits of the deep, dark void.

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Here’s Another Terrible Movie Idea

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As Hollywood continues to scorch the Earth of our favorite childhood classics, the latest victim is the "Choose Your Own Adventure" book series, which was optioned by Red Crown Productions.


Kurt Warner Looks Just Like Denzel

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The Arizona Cardinals are coping with big changes this preseason, as former first round draft pick Matt Leinart is now the starting quarterback and young receivers like Steve Breaston and Early Doucet are stepping up since Anquan Boldin was traded to the Baltimore Ravens in the offseason.

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Lohan Makes Movie Poster, Not Movie

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Lindsay Lohan spent last week traipsing around Cannes, allegedly promoting her next film, Inferno, which is the story of legendary porn actress Linda Lovelace.

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