ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

A Man Lost His Job For Hanging An Alabama Flag On Texas A&M’s Stadium

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A construction worker at Texas A&M's Kyle Field was fired because he displayed his pride for the Alabama Crimson Tide.

HEADLINES

Johnny Manziel Sued For Sexual Harassment After His Penis Allegedly Gave A Woman Nightmares

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Accuser claims Johnny Football sent her nudes which caused her to "have nightmares."

CELEBRITY PENISES

Johnny Manziel Is Being Sued For Sexual Harassment For Allegedly Sending Hot Dog-Themed Dick Pics

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In the most amazing court claim of all time, Johnny Manziel is being sued for sexual harassment involving hot dogs, Disney parks and more.

CLEVELAND BROWNS

Meet Three Lucky Women Who Have No Clue Who Johnny Manziel Is

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On last night's 'Jeopardy!', these women couldn't answer a question about Johnny Manziel, and that was simply refreshing.

2014 NFL DRAFT

Do You Want To Debate Johnny Manziel’s Draft Value Or Would You Rather Watch Him Catch A TD On A Jetski?

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Johnny Manziel is still preparing for the 2014 NFL Draft by being the swaggiest bro to ever YOLO with his bros on jetskis.

2014 NFL DRAFT

Johnny Manziel Hung Out With George Bush And Then Put On A Pro Day Display

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Johnny Manziel not only put on a big show at his Pro Day, but he also got to hang out with President George H.W. Bush before it began.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Merril Hoge Thinks That Johnny Manziel Has 'Bust Written All Over Him'

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ESPN's Merril Hoge thinks that Johnny Manziel's skills won't work well in the NFL and he'll be a bust if he's taken in the first round.

ALEX MORGAN

10 Important Questions About That LeBron James And Johnny Football McDonald's Commercial

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A McDonald's commercial features LeBron James joining a "best of the best" club with Alex Morgan and Johnny Football. We have questions that need answers.

Cash Money Records

NFL Prospect Mike Evans Inks Deal With Cash Money Sports

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Roc Nation Sports isn't the only rapper-inspired sports agency on the block in 2014.

BASKETBALL

Ever Wondered If Johnny Manziel Could Dunk? The Answer Will (Probably Not) Shock You.

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Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel dunked in an Instagram video from teammate Mike Evans, revealing that he's probably good at everything.

BCS CHAMPIONSHIP

Tim Tebow And Johnny Manziel Made For Quite The Awkward Couple Last Night

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One of the things that people talked about the most during the BCS Championship wasn't the game, but the pairing of Johnny Manziel and Tim Tebow.

AUBURN TIGERS

With Leather’s Watch This: Nothing, Just Johnny Football Up In Da Club, Reppin’ FSU

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Johnny Football hit the club in Hollywood and cheered on the Florida State Seminoles with some apparent FSU fans.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Johnny Manziel Wants To Party With Charlie Sheen Like It's 2009

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When asked which three celebrities he'd like to party with, Johnny Manziel proved that all he cares about is getting laid.

Alcohol

Allow Drunk Ole Miss Girl To Tell You Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Ole Miss

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A reporter asked a drunk girl from Ole Miss to explain the school's motto, name their best-ever quarterback and share her feelings on life. Solid gold.

boxing

As Usual, Floyd Mayweather Jr. Won A Lot Of Money Gambling Today And He Bragged About It

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As usual, boxing champion Floyd Mayweather Jr. won a lot of money gambling and then bragged about it on Twitter.

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Texas A&M Punter Drew Kaser Is Gonna ‘Drop Bombs’ This Weekend. What Does That Mean?

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Texas A&M punter Drew Kaser says he plans to "drop bombs" this weekend. We consulted Urban Dictionary to explore exactly what he means by that.

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE

And Your Week 4 AP College Football Poll of the Year Is Here

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In college football's AP poll this week, the top-five teams remain unchanged.

A.J. McCarron

College Football Recap, Week 3: Roll Tide, Roll, #SMH Texas and Other Happenings On Another “Game of the Century” Weekend

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I want to bring up our <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/09/alabama-texas-am-preview">"10 Points You Need to Know Before Watching the Alabama Vs. Texas Game"</a> article again not only because I'm a shameless promoter of our work but also someone who lacks, at 8:30 this Sunday morning of our Lord, an entirely original angle.


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