#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

HANDJOBS FOR EVERYONE

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Saturday's UTEP-Texas game -- the first time the teams have played each other since 1933 -- was nationally televised, which I certainly appreciated.

TEXAS LONGHORNS

CLARK KELLOGG IS A GENIUS?

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We're at halftime in the last of the Elite Eight contests and three of the #1 seeds have advanced to San Antonio.

TEXAS LONGHORNS

THIS DIDN’T MATTER

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Here's Texas coach Mack Brown's retarded stepson trying to blow last night's Holiday Bowl for the Longhorns.

TEXAS LONGHORNS

LONGHORNS ARE THE NEW BENGALS

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Texas running back James Henry has been arrested and jailed for his alleged connection to a July home invasion in which two other Longhorn football players, Andre Jones and Robert Joseph, have also been charged.

TEXAS LONGHORNS

THE BIG TWELVE IS DISTURBING

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I've often wondered why exactly I'm not a huge fan of college football, and today I finally figured out: I'm far too emotionally balanced.

#KEVIN DURANT

COL-LEGE BASKET-BALL?

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Listen, I know I don't give enough love to college basketball.


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