TEXAS RANGERS

On The 2011 World Series, Its Storylines & Ken Griffey, Jr.

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Conceptually speaking, the World Series is the closest thing in sports to Thanksgiving dinner.

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Amateur Rapper Accidentally Equates World Series Victory To Ejaculation

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According to this video, everything rapper T-Will Da Deal do "Saint Lou", including: Walking Talking Owning clothing Posting homemade World Series anthems to YouTube Calling your homemade World Series YouTube anthems "films" Featuring a plush "rally squirrel" on the track who does that annoying "unh.

WORLD SERIES

Crack Head: Just A Phrase She Uses

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That tweet, from Tony La Russa's daughter Devon (and courtesy of <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/La-Russa-8217-s-daughter-deletes-Ron-Washington?urn=mlb-wp25203">Big League Stew</a>), is in response to a quickly-deleted Sunday night tweet that read: I saw a crack head doing "The Wash" today.

WORLD SERIES

Derek Holland Needs A New Mustache

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On Saturday night, Albert Pujols gave us perhaps the greatest individual game performance in World Series history.

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The Fabric Of Our Lives: Zooey Deschanel’s Star-Spangled Banner

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Here's another reason why you shouldn't have turned on Zooey Deschanel for being "quirky" -- she can sing the Star-Spangled Banner without putting her finger in her ear and trying to break it down.

WORLD SERIES

This Is Why The Angels Hired An Actor Monkey

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This isn't really a sentence that ever should've been typed, but somebody in the St.

WORLD SERIES

The Dugout: World Series 2011 Game 1

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The Texas Rangers lost last night's Game 1 of the 2011 World Series to the St.

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Zooey Deschanel Will Put A Scarf And Skinny Jeans On The World Series

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The World Series got off to the best start imaginable for everyone on Earth last night, as the St.

UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMORS

C.C. Sabathia, Coming To A Texas Near You

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It's hard being a Cleveland Indians fan in central Texas, but it has its perks; I was able to get a Cliff Lee Rangers jersey for eight dollars off the discount rack at Academy Sports.

TEXAS RANGERS

Texas, And The Saddest Rain Delay In History

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Major League Baseball missed out on a marquee Justin Verlander/C.

TEXAS RANGERS

Josh Hamilton’s $500,000 Grand Slam

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In the midst of a pennant race for the AL West, Josh Hamilton has had more pressure hanging over him than helping his team take another crack at winning the World Series.

WORLD SERIES

This Newborn Baby Is Jinxing The San Francisco Giants

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Born at Mercy Hospital of Folsom at 8:02 PM on August 1 -- the nine-month anniversary of the San Francisco Giants clinching the 2010 World Series -- Brooklynn Olivia Bird, newborn daughter of longtime Giants fans Robert and Jennifer, is your official <a href="http://www.sfexaminer.com/local/2011/08/sf-giants-world-series-baby-announced">The World Series Baby</a>.

TORONTO BLUE JAYS

Poor Little Guys: The Seattle Mariners’ Losing Streak As Told By Sad Dogs

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On July 5, in the 10th inning of a 2-2 game against the Oakland Athletics, Franklin Gutierrez and Brendan Ryan scored to give the Seattle Mariners a 4-2 victory and a.

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The Minor League Pissing Contest You’ve Been Waiting For

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I didn't make the video of this bench-clearing brawl between the Class A Spokane Indians and Vancouver Canadians the header because I need to warn you -- it not only contains violence and strong language, but a group of people yelling WAHHHHHHHHHHHH at the top of their lungs because that or chanting "fight" are how people deal with sudden fighting.

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The Line Between Laughs and Tragedy

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I spent all morning trying to figure out whether or not I should write about this.

TEXAS RANGERS

The Rangers Are Overpaying… Again

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The Texas Rangers, who made it to the World Series last season after spending years under the iron fist of a moron owner before being purchased by Nolan Ryan and other guys who don't matter, are currently tied for first in the American League West with the Anaheim Angels of Anaheim, California-Los Angeles Berkeley South Angels, but they're already thinking ahead to the future.

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Randy Johnson is Losing It

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The best part of watching Dirk Nowitzki throw out the first pitch at a Texas Rangers (via this video, courtesy of <a href="http://lastangryfan.com/2011/06/dirk-nowitzki-and-his-gangliness-threw-out-the-first-pitch-at-rangers-mets-game/">The Last Angry Fan</a>) game isn't his massive jorts that could house a family of five or his general gangliness, but the idea that Nowitzki cannot comprehend balls that travel in a straight line.


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