tallywackers

A Male Version Of Hooters Might Be Coming To A Strip Mall Near You

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Finally, ladies and gay men will have to opportunity to ogle dudes while chowing on fried food and beer!

TEXAS

Is This Texas Man’s Personalized License Plate Actually Super Offensive?

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Can you tell what's hidden in this jumble of letters and numbers?

POLICE CHASE

Here’s Video Of A Buffalo Being Chased By Police In Texas

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Too bad this didn't happen during SXSW. This guy would've made it big back in March.

TEXAS

Meet The Robber Who Asked For Permission To Break Into A House

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It didn't work out so well in the end, but at least the burglar was nice enough to ask. That'll come in handy in prison.

Myles Turner

Texas Freshman Myles Turner Declares For NBA Draft

Texas freshman Myles Turner is the first marquee prospect to state his intentions, publicly announcing today that he has decided to enter June's NBA draft.

#SXSW 2015

Stay A Little Longer: Willie Nelson’s Odyssey Into Austin And The Birth Of Outlaw Country

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The late 60's found Willie Nelson frustrated by Nashville and hungry for something new. Enter: Austin, Texas and the birth of the outlaw.

sxsw

These Austin Landlords Allegedly Demolished A Tenant’s Business For SXSW

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An Austin piƱata store Jumpolin is alleging that their landlords demolished their business without any notice or warning to accommodate parking for a SXSW party in an adjacent building.

#Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey And Jimmy Kimmel Made A Local TV Commercial For A Peculiar Business

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Matthew McConaughey helped Jimmy Kimmel tape a local commercial for a plucky video store that's just alright alright.

#FLORIDA

A Florida Congressman Quoted Dildo Laws And ‘Frozen’ In His Refusal To Apologize To Texas

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A Florida Democrat who called Texas a "crazy state" is refusing to apologize, and in an interview with CNN, he quoted Disney's Frozen and cited Texas dildo laws to clarify his point.

CHRIS KYLE

While Chris Kyle’s Alleged Killer Claims Insanity, Prosecutors Don’t Want The Death Penalty. In Texas.

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It makes sense with all the media attention and the defendant's insanity plea. Then again, it's Texas, which makes it weird.

The Hobbit

Fourth Grader In Texas Was Suspended For Threatening To Turn Another Student Invisible With His One Ring

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Aiden Steward threatened to turn another student invisible with his one ring. Because that's totally appropriate middle school behavior.

american sniper

Texans Will Now Celebrate Chris Kyle Day On February 2nd To Commemorate The ‘American Sniper’ Hero

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From now on, the state will commemorate Kyle's life and death every year on February 2.

#Animals

40 Dogs Have Inexplicably Vanished From A Texas Town

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40 dogs are missing from a Texas town and everyone involved is baffled about their whereabouts.

marriage proposals

A Texas Police Officer Had Cops Pull Over His Girlfriend So He Could Propose To Her

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This police officer made his girlfriend think she was going to jail but got proposed to instead.

WRESTLEMANIA 32

It’s Official: WrestleMania 32 Is Coming To AT&T Stadium In Arlington, Texas

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It's been a terribly kept secret for a while now, but WrestleMania 32 is officially headed to AT&T Stadium in Arlington, TX, in 2016.

#Matthew McConaughey

Watch Matthew McConaughey Tell An Entertaining Story About His Wild High School Days

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This classic interview features Matthew McConaughey telling a story about the time he ventured to the rough side of town in high school.

ADAM REPOSA

Texas Lawyer Adam ‘DWI King’ Reposa Gives Himself Half-Naked Oil Rubs In His Latest Insane Commercial

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Attorney Adam Reposa released a new 10 minute long advertisement which features half naked oil rubs and a strange telephone conversation.


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