ARRESTS

Nearly 200 People Will Be Charged For The Deadly Biker Shootout In Waco

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192 people will be charged for organized crime and possibly murder after a Texas biker fight turned deadly.

chuck norris

Chuck Norris Is Going To Get To The Bottom Of This Jade Helm 15 Conspiracy

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Chuck Norris is still a deranged simpleton with a child-like grasp of the English language.

STDS

A Texas High School With No Sex Education Class Is Seeing A Rise In Chlamydia

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A small Texas high school doesn't have a sex ed class and now students are catching chlamydia at an alarming rate. Coincidence?

#Facebook

A Texas Daycare Worker Got Fired For Getting A Bit Too Honest About Her Job On Facebook

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A newly hired daycare worker was fired after posting on Facebook about how much she hates being around kids.

Myles Turner

Draft Lottery Hopeful Myles Turner On Why He’s ‘Not A Big Analytics Guy,’ And More

Myles Turner declared for the 2015 NBA Draft earlier than most. He talked to us about his fellow draftees, analytics and more.

teachers

Tough Love Or Just Nuts? This College Professor Failed His Entire Class.

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A Texas college professor is failing an entire class and accusing his students of cheating, acting disrespectfully, and spreading online rumors about himself and his wife.

TEXAS

This Texas Man Had His Son’s Entire Face Tattooed On His Cheek

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There are better ways to show you love your son than having his face tattooed on your cheek.

tallywackers

A Male Version Of Hooters Might Be Coming To A Strip Mall Near You

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Finally, ladies and gay men will have to opportunity to ogle dudes while chowing on fried food and beer!

TEXAS

Is This Texas Man’s Personalized License Plate Actually Super Offensive?

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Can you tell what's hidden in this jumble of letters and numbers?

POLICE CHASE

Here’s Video Of A Buffalo Being Chased By Police In Texas

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Too bad this didn't happen during SXSW. This guy would've made it big back in March.

TEXAS

Meet The Robber Who Asked For Permission To Break Into A House

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It didn't work out so well in the end, but at least the burglar was nice enough to ask. That'll come in handy in prison.

Myles Turner

Texas Freshman Myles Turner Declares For NBA Draft

Texas freshman Myles Turner is the first marquee prospect to state his intentions, publicly announcing today that he has decided to enter June's NBA draft.

#SXSW 2015

Stay A Little Longer: Willie Nelson’s Odyssey Into Austin And The Birth Of Outlaw Country

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The late 60's found Willie Nelson frustrated by Nashville and hungry for something new. Enter: Austin, Texas and the birth of the outlaw.

sxsw

These Austin Landlords Allegedly Demolished A Tenant’s Business For SXSW

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An Austin piƱata store Jumpolin is alleging that their landlords demolished their business without any notice or warning to accommodate parking for a SXSW party in an adjacent building.

#Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey And Jimmy Kimmel Made A Local TV Commercial For A Peculiar Business

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Matthew McConaughey helped Jimmy Kimmel tape a local commercial for a plucky video store that's just alright alright.

#FLORIDA

A Florida Congressman Quoted Dildo Laws And ‘Frozen’ In His Refusal To Apologize To Texas

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A Florida Democrat who called Texas a "crazy state" is refusing to apologize, and in an interview with CNN, he quoted Disney's Frozen and cited Texas dildo laws to clarify his point.

CHRIS KYLE

While Chris Kyle’s Alleged Killer Claims Insanity, Prosecutors Don’t Want The Death Penalty. In Texas.

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It makes sense with all the media attention and the defendant's insanity plea. Then again, it's Texas, which makes it weird.

The Hobbit

Fourth Grader In Texas Was Suspended For Threatening To Turn Another Student Invisible With His One Ring

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Aiden Steward threatened to turn another student invisible with his one ring. Because that's totally appropriate middle school behavior.


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