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Rick Perry Was All Smiles For His Booking And Then He Got Some Ice Cream

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Texas Governor Rick Perry turned himself in on charges of abuse of power today, and he followed it up with a delicious scoop of ice cream.

#Independent Wrestling

Lance Hoyt Threatened To Kill Me. My Response Will Shock You! (It Won’t, I’m Terrified.)

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Last month, former WWE/TNA and current New Japan Pro Wrestling star Lance Hoyt said he'd find me and kill me. I responded. Send help.

WALMART

A Teenager Built Compounds To Live Secretly Inside A Texas Walmart For Days

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A 14-year-old boy took Walmart's 'Save Money, Live Better' slogan just a little bit too literally.

BOOKER T

Booker T Threw Out The First Pitch For The Astros And It Was A Strike, SUCKA!

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WWE Hall of Famer Booker T threw a great first pitch for the Astros last night, before Orbit showed him a proper spinaroonie.

#TRUE BLOOD

‘True Blood’ Got Exactly What It Wanted In A Response From Ted Cruz

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After this week's 'True Blood' featured the Yakuza raiding a fundraiser for Ted Cruz, the Republican senator responded with a sick burn.

TEXAS

Meet The Texas Woman With A 3,000-Sq. Ft. Three-Story Closet Called The ‘She-Cave’

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A Houston-area woman's three-story closet is bigger than most single family homes, but she's mostly using it to help charities.

#TRAILERS

A Pulitzer Prize-Winning Filmmaker And Undocumented Alien Went To Texas, And You Can Guess What Happened Next

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A documentary filmmaker who famously revealed his undocumented status has been detained in Texas

#BROS BEING BROS

Watch This Minor League Baseball Fan Hulk Up And Try To Fight An Entire Team

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A Corpus Christi Hooks fan didn't appreciate the opposing pitcher beaning the batter, so he ran on the field and failed at fighting him.

TEXAS

President Obama Asked A Texas Man If He Was Gay, Leading To A Priceless Exchange

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President Obama walked into a Texas restaurant and asked the cashier if he was gay. It gets even better and better.

TEXAS

A Teen Went On A Brick Throwing Rampage After Getting Caught Taking Pictures Of His Junk

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One day you're just minding your own business, tattooing your brother and taking crotch shots, and then the next day you're rampaging.

THIS WEEK IN AWWWESOME

Meet Marky Mark, The Squirrel That Comes Running When His Name Is Called

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An Austin man saved a baby squirrel from an electrical fire during SXSW and the two have since formed a delightfully adorable bond.

YELP

Here Are The Best Yelp Reviews For Big Earl’s Bait House and Country Store That ‘Doesn’t Serve Fags’

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Big Earl's Bait House and Country Store in Pittsburgh Texas defended their right not not serve 'fags' and guess what happened next?

WORLD RECORDS

Watch Molly Schuyler House Two 72 Ounce Steaks In 15 Minutes

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Molly Schuyler not only shattered Joey Chestnut's record for eating the Big Texan steak, but she ate a second one just for emphasis.

TEXAS

A 32-Year-Old Texas Man Is Suing A Stripper To Get His Harry Potter DVDs Back

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A Texas software developer says a stripper stole his Harry Potter DVDs and his heart.

TEXAS

A Snake Got Into The Trail Blazers’ Locker Room And Hilarity Ensued

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Portland Trail Blazers players were greeted with a scare at the AT&T Center when Thomas Robinson discovered a snake in his locker.

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This Week In Real Or Fake: A High School Recruit Threw A Pass To Himself

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Texas high school football player Gary Haynes has made a name for himself with this Vine of him tossing himself a bomb.

TEXAS

A Texas Couple Claims To Have Captured An Adorable Living Chupacabra

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This couple in Texas totally caught a real, live chupacabra. Now they set their sights on bigfoot.

TEXAS

Four Dead And 14 Injured In A Shooting At Fort Hood In Texas

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Officials have confirmed that at least four people are dead, including the gunman, after a shooting today at Fort Hood in Texas.


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