EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS

Meet The Texas Woman With A 3,000-Sq. Ft. Three-Story Closet Called The ‘She-Cave’

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A Houston-area woman's three-story closet is bigger than most single family homes, but she's mostly using it to help charities.

BORDER PATROL

A Pulitzer Prize-Winning Filmmaker And Undocumented Alien Went To Texas, And You Can Guess What Happened Next

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A documentary filmmaker who famously revealed his undocumented status has been detained in Texas

BROS BEING BROS

Watch This Minor League Baseball Fan Hulk Up And Try To Fight An Entire Team

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A Corpus Christi Hooks fan didn't appreciate the opposing pitcher beaning the batter, so he ran on the field and failed at fighting him.

AUSTIN

President Obama Asked A Texas Man If He Was Gay, Leading To A Priceless Exchange

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President Obama walked into a Texas restaurant and asked the cashier if he was gay. It gets even better and better.

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A Teen Went On A Brick Throwing Rampage After Getting Caught Taking Pictures Of His Junk

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One day you're just minding your own business, tattooing your brother and taking crotch shots, and then the next day you're rampaging.

AUSTIN

Meet Marky Mark, The Squirrel That Comes Running When His Name Is Called

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An Austin man saved a baby squirrel from an electrical fire during SXSW and the two have since formed a delightfully adorable bond.

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Here Are The Best Yelp Reviews For Big Earl’s Bait House and Country Store That ‘Doesn’t Serve Fags’

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Big Earl's Bait House and Country Store in Pittsburgh Texas defended their right not not serve 'fags' and guess what happened next?

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

Watch Molly Schuyler House Two 72 Ounce Steaks In 15 Minutes

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Molly Schuyler not only shattered Joey Chestnut's record for eating the Big Texan steak, but she ate a second one just for emphasis.

LAWSUITS

A 32-Year-Old Texas Man Is Suing A Stripper To Get His Harry Potter DVDs Back

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A Texas software developer says a stripper stole his Harry Potter DVDs and his heart.

2014 NBA PLAYOFFS

A Snake Got Into The Trail Blazers’ Locker Room And Hilarity Ensued

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Portland Trail Blazers players were greeted with a scare at the AT&T Center when Thomas Robinson discovered a snake in his locker.

Football

This Week In Real Or Fake: A High School Recruit Threw A Pass To Himself

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Texas high school football player Gary Haynes has made a name for himself with this Vine of him tossing himself a bomb.

Goat Blood Sucker

A Texas Couple Claims To Have Captured An Adorable Living Chupacabra

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This couple in Texas totally caught a real, live chupacabra. Now they set their sights on bigfoot.

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Four Dead And 14 Injured In A Shooting At Fort Hood In Texas

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Officials have confirmed that at least four people are dead, including the gunman, after a shooting today at Fort Hood in Texas.

CONAN O'BRIEN

Dirk Nowitzki Gave Conan O'Brien The Texas Citizenship Test

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Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki stopped by Conan on his first night in Dallas to administer the Texas Citizenship Test. It involves beef and photoshops.

Dallas Week

Conan Became A Texas Deputy In His Latest Hilarious Remote Segment

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Conan sets out to clean up Texas during Dallas Week in the only way he knows how: hilarious remote segments.

300 RISE OF AN EMPIRE

'300: Rise Of An Empire' Claims An Actual Life

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An argument over the ending of '300: Rise of an Empire' has caused an actual death...

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Watch This Retiring WFAA News Anchor Get Surprised By A Teen She Helped Get Adopted

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Either I am ovulating or this video has touched the part of me that is normally reserved for the scene in The Sixth Man.


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