The Latest Weapon Employed By ISIS In Syria Is A Texas Plumber’s Old Truck

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Sold in 2013, the truck somehow made it overseas and joined the fighting in Syria. Globalization is weird.


This Guy Passed The Time By Flying His Drone Copter While Stuck In Houston Traffic

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One man in Houston managed to use his drone copter to pass the time during a traffic jam, leading to some exciting photographic proof.

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100 Brains Were Allegedly Stolen From The Most Gruesome Collection At The University Of Texas

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University administrators promise heads will roll, they just need to find them first.

Conspiracy Theories

Introduce Yourself To The Insane Theory That Proves Alex Jones Is Really Bill Hicks

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An online video has sparked an insane debate over the possibility that radio host Alex Jones is actually late comedian Bill Hicks.


Texas Gubernatorial Candidate Wendy Davis Reps Wu-Tang At The Polls

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A vote for Wendy Davis is literally a vote for A Better Tomorrow.


Two Drunk Guys In San Antonio Got Into An Argument About Wrestling And One Of Them Got Shot

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A drunken argument about wrestling turned into a drunken wrestling match, which turned into a shooting.


A Texas Teacher Allegedly Had Sex ‘All Summer Long’ With One Of Her Students

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Ashley Zehnder, 24, is in big trouble for having an affair with a student at the high school where she teaches.


A Beer Pong Match In Texas Got Ugly When The Losers Opened Fire

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Two men reportedly fired into a crowd at a party after they'd lost a game of beer pong.


Nephew Of Dallas Ebola Victim Claims He May Have Survived If He Were White

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The family of Thomas Eric Duncan is claiming that the Texas hospital that treated him for Ebola mistreated him due to his class and race.

#Matthew McConaughey

Watch Matthew McConaughey’s Chest-Thumping Pep Talk To The University Of Texas Football Team

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Matthew McConaughey's pep talk to the University of Texas football team will make you want to run through a brick wall.


Texas Clearly Has Their Best Doctors On Hand To Stop The Spread Of Ebola

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Conan shows that Texas is very equipped to handle any possible spread of the Ebola virus.


The Undertaker Is Appearing At A Family Fun Run And Kayfabe Is Officially Dead

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The Undertaker will be appearing at a rural Texas family fun run. Reminder: he has Satanic lightning powers and is doing a FAMILY FUN RUN.


Proof That The Worst Pizza Topping Really Is Some Guy’s Balls

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A Texas teenager has been arrested for rubbing his balls on a customer's pizza without their consent.

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Rick Perry Was All Smiles For His Booking And Then He Got Some Ice Cream

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Texas Governor Rick Perry turned himself in on charges of abuse of power today, and he followed it up with a delicious scoop of ice cream.

#Independent Wrestling

Lance Hoyt Threatened To Kill Me. My Response Will Shock You! (It Won’t, I’m Terrified.)

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Last month, former WWE/TNA and current New Japan Pro Wrestling star Lance Hoyt said he'd find me and kill me. I responded. Send help.


A Teenager Built Compounds To Live Secretly Inside A Texas Walmart For Days

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A 14-year-old boy took Walmart's 'Save Money, Live Better' slogan just a little bit too literally.


Booker T Threw Out The First Pitch For The Astros And It Was A Strike, SUCKA!

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WWE Hall of Famer Booker T threw a great first pitch for the Astros last night, before Orbit showed him a proper spinaroonie.

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