A Florida Congressman Quoted Dildo Laws And ‘Frozen’ In His Refusal To Apologize To Texas

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A Florida Democrat who called Texas a "crazy state" is refusing to apologize, and in an interview with CNN, he quoted Disney's Frozen and cited Texas dildo laws to clarify his point.


While Chris Kyle’s Alleged Killer Claims Insanity, Prosecutors Don’t Want The Death Penalty. In Texas.

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It makes sense with all the media attention and the defendant's insanity plea. Then again, it's Texas, which makes it weird.

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Fourth Grader In Texas Was Suspended For Threatening To Turn Another Student Invisible With His One Ring

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Aiden Steward threatened to turn another student invisible with his one ring. Because that's totally appropriate middle school behavior.

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Texans Will Now Celebrate Chris Kyle Day On February 2nd To Commemorate The ‘American Sniper’ Hero

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From now on, the state will commemorate Kyle's life and death every year on February 2.


40 Dogs Have Inexplicably Vanished From A Texas Town

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40 dogs are missing from a Texas town and everyone involved is baffled about their whereabouts.

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A Texas Police Officer Had Cops Pull Over His Girlfriend So He Could Propose To Her

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This police officer made his girlfriend think she was going to jail but got proposed to instead.


It’s Official: WrestleMania 32 Is Coming To AT&T Stadium In Arlington, Texas

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It's been a terribly kept secret for a while now, but WrestleMania 32 is officially headed to AT&T Stadium in Arlington, TX, in 2016.

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Watch Matthew McConaughey Tell An Entertaining Story About His Wild High School Days

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This classic interview features Matthew McConaughey telling a story about the time he ventured to the rough side of town in high school.


Texas Lawyer Adam ‘DWI King’ Reposa Gives Himself Half-Naked Oil Rubs In His Latest Insane Commercial

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Attorney Adam Reposa released a new 10 minute long advertisement which features half naked oil rubs and a strange telephone conversation.


The Latest Weapon Employed By ISIS In Syria Is A Texas Plumber’s Old Truck

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Sold in 2013, the truck somehow made it overseas and joined the fighting in Syria. Globalization is weird.


This Guy Passed The Time By Flying His Drone Copter While Stuck In Houston Traffic

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One man in Houston managed to use his drone copter to pass the time during a traffic jam, leading to some exciting photographic proof.

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100 Brains Were Allegedly Stolen From The Most Gruesome Collection At The University Of Texas

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University administrators promise heads will roll, they just need to find them first.

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Introduce Yourself To The Insane Theory That Proves Alex Jones Is Really Bill Hicks

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An online video has sparked an insane debate over the possibility that radio host Alex Jones is actually late comedian Bill Hicks.


Texas Gubernatorial Candidate Wendy Davis Reps Wu-Tang At The Polls

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A vote for Wendy Davis is literally a vote for A Better Tomorrow.


Two Drunk Guys In San Antonio Got Into An Argument About Wrestling And One Of Them Got Shot

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A drunken argument about wrestling turned into a drunken wrestling match, which turned into a shooting.


A Texas Teacher Allegedly Had Sex ‘All Summer Long’ With One Of Her Students

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Ashley Zehnder, 24, is in big trouble for having an affair with a student at the high school where she teaches.

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