HOT FOR TEACHER

A Texas Teacher Allegedly Had Sex ‘All Summer Long’ With One Of Her Students

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Ashley Zehnder, 24, is in big trouble for having an affair with a student at the high school where she teaches.

BEER PONG

A Beer Pong Match In Texas Got Ugly When The Losers Opened Fire

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Two men reportedly fired into a crowd at a party after they'd lost a game of beer pong.

Ebola

Nephew Of Dallas Ebola Victim Claims He May Have Survived If He Were White

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The family of Thomas Eric Duncan is claiming that the Texas hospital that treated him for Ebola mistreated him due to his class and race.

#Matthew McConaughey

Watch Matthew McConaughey’s Chest-Thumping Pep Talk To The University Of Texas Football Team

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Matthew McConaughey's pep talk to the University of Texas football team will make you want to run through a brick wall.

#Conan

Texas Clearly Has Their Best Doctors On Hand To Stop The Spread Of Ebola

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Conan shows that Texas is very equipped to handle any possible spread of the Ebola virus.

THE UNDERTAKER

The Undertaker Is Appearing At A Family Fun Run And Kayfabe Is Officially Dead

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The Undertaker will be appearing at a rural Texas family fun run. Reminder: he has Satanic lightning powers and is doing a FAMILY FUN RUN.

#Food

Proof That The Worst Pizza Topping Really Is Some Guy’s Balls

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A Texas teenager has been arrested for rubbing his balls on a customer's pizza without their consent.

rick perry

Rick Perry Was All Smiles For His Booking And Then He Got Some Ice Cream

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Texas Governor Rick Perry turned himself in on charges of abuse of power today, and he followed it up with a delicious scoop of ice cream.

#Independent Wrestling

Lance Hoyt Threatened To Kill Me. My Response Will Shock You! (It Won’t, I’m Terrified.)

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Last month, former WWE/TNA and current New Japan Pro Wrestling star Lance Hoyt said he'd find me and kill me. I responded. Send help.

WALMART

A Teenager Built Compounds To Live Secretly Inside A Texas Walmart For Days

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A 14-year-old boy took Walmart's 'Save Money, Live Better' slogan just a little bit too literally.

BOOKER T

Booker T Threw Out The First Pitch For The Astros And It Was A Strike, SUCKA!

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WWE Hall of Famer Booker T threw a great first pitch for the Astros last night, before Orbit showed him a proper spinaroonie.

#TRUE BLOOD

‘True Blood’ Got Exactly What It Wanted In A Response From Ted Cruz

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After this week's 'True Blood' featured the Yakuza raiding a fundraiser for Ted Cruz, the Republican senator responded with a sick burn.

TEXAS

Meet The Texas Woman With A 3,000-Sq. Ft. Three-Story Closet Called The ‘She-Cave’

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A Houston-area woman's three-story closet is bigger than most single family homes, but she's mostly using it to help charities.

#TRAILERS

A Pulitzer Prize-Winning Filmmaker And Undocumented Alien Went To Texas, And You Can Guess What Happened Next

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A documentary filmmaker who famously revealed his undocumented status has been detained in Texas

#BROS BEING BROS

Watch This Minor League Baseball Fan Hulk Up And Try To Fight An Entire Team

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A Corpus Christi Hooks fan didn't appreciate the opposing pitcher beaning the batter, so he ran on the field and failed at fighting him.

TEXAS

President Obama Asked A Texas Man If He Was Gay, Leading To A Priceless Exchange

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President Obama walked into a Texas restaurant and asked the cashier if he was gay. It gets even better and better.

TEXAS

A Teen Went On A Brick Throwing Rampage After Getting Caught Taking Pictures Of His Junk

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One day you're just minding your own business, tattooing your brother and taking crotch shots, and then the next day you're rampaging.

THIS WEEK IN AWWWESOME

Meet Marky Mark, The Squirrel That Comes Running When His Name Is Called

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An Austin man saved a baby squirrel from an electrical fire during SXSW and the two have since formed a delightfully adorable bond.


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