WU TANG CLAN

Texas Gubernatorial Candidate Wendy Davis Reps Wu-Tang At The Polls

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A vote for Wendy Davis is literally a vote for A Better Tomorrow.

DRUNK PEOPLE

Two Drunk Guys In San Antonio Got Into An Argument About Wrestling And One Of Them Got Shot

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A drunken argument about wrestling turned into a drunken wrestling match, which turned into a shooting.

HOT FOR TEACHER

A Texas Teacher Allegedly Had Sex ‘All Summer Long’ With One Of Her Students

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Ashley Zehnder, 24, is in big trouble for having an affair with a student at the high school where she teaches.

BEER PONG

A Beer Pong Match In Texas Got Ugly When The Losers Opened Fire

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Two men reportedly fired into a crowd at a party after they'd lost a game of beer pong.

Ebola

Nephew Of Dallas Ebola Victim Claims He May Have Survived If He Were White

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The family of Thomas Eric Duncan is claiming that the Texas hospital that treated him for Ebola mistreated him due to his class and race.

#Matthew McConaughey

Watch Matthew McConaughey’s Chest-Thumping Pep Talk To The University Of Texas Football Team

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Matthew McConaughey's pep talk to the University of Texas football team will make you want to run through a brick wall.

#Conan

Texas Clearly Has Their Best Doctors On Hand To Stop The Spread Of Ebola

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Conan shows that Texas is very equipped to handle any possible spread of the Ebola virus.

THE UNDERTAKER

The Undertaker Is Appearing At A Family Fun Run And Kayfabe Is Officially Dead

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The Undertaker will be appearing at a rural Texas family fun run. Reminder: he has Satanic lightning powers and is doing a FAMILY FUN RUN.

#Food

Proof That The Worst Pizza Topping Really Is Some Guy’s Balls

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A Texas teenager has been arrested for rubbing his balls on a customer's pizza without their consent.

rick perry

Rick Perry Was All Smiles For His Booking And Then He Got Some Ice Cream

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Texas Governor Rick Perry turned himself in on charges of abuse of power today, and he followed it up with a delicious scoop of ice cream.

#Independent Wrestling

Lance Hoyt Threatened To Kill Me. My Response Will Shock You! (It Won’t, I’m Terrified.)

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Last month, former WWE/TNA and current New Japan Pro Wrestling star Lance Hoyt said he'd find me and kill me. I responded. Send help.

WALMART

A Teenager Built Compounds To Live Secretly Inside A Texas Walmart For Days

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A 14-year-old boy took Walmart's 'Save Money, Live Better' slogan just a little bit too literally.

BOOKER T

Booker T Threw Out The First Pitch For The Astros And It Was A Strike, SUCKA!

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WWE Hall of Famer Booker T threw a great first pitch for the Astros last night, before Orbit showed him a proper spinaroonie.

#TRUE BLOOD

‘True Blood’ Got Exactly What It Wanted In A Response From Ted Cruz

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After this week's 'True Blood' featured the Yakuza raiding a fundraiser for Ted Cruz, the Republican senator responded with a sick burn.

TEXAS

Meet The Texas Woman With A 3,000-Sq. Ft. Three-Story Closet Called The ‘She-Cave’

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A Houston-area woman's three-story closet is bigger than most single family homes, but she's mostly using it to help charities.

#TRAILERS

A Pulitzer Prize-Winning Filmmaker And Undocumented Alien Went To Texas, And You Can Guess What Happened Next

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A documentary filmmaker who famously revealed his undocumented status has been detained in Texas

#BROS BEING BROS

Watch This Minor League Baseball Fan Hulk Up And Try To Fight An Entire Team

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A Corpus Christi Hooks fan didn't appreciate the opposing pitcher beaning the batter, so he ran on the field and failed at fighting him.

TEXAS

President Obama Asked A Texas Man If He Was Gay, Leading To A Priceless Exchange

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President Obama walked into a Texas restaurant and asked the cashier if he was gay. It gets even better and better.


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