#CONAN

Dirk Nowitzki Gave Conan O'Brien The Texas Citizenship Test

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Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki stopped by Conan on his first night in Dallas to administer the Texas Citizenship Test. It involves beef and photoshops.

#CONAN

Conan Became A Texas Deputy In His Latest Hilarious Remote Segment

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Conan sets out to clean up Texas during Dallas Week in the only way he knows how: hilarious remote segments.

#Comics

'300: Rise Of An Empire' Claims An Actual Life

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An argument over the ending of '300: Rise of an Empire' has caused an actual death...

uplifting story

Watch This Retiring WFAA News Anchor Get Surprised By A Teen She Helped Get Adopted

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Either I am ovulating or this video has touched the part of me that is normally reserved for the scene in The Sixth Man.

#THE SIMPSONS

Texans Gear Up For The 56th Rattlesnake Round-Up In The Most Texas Story Ever

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Texans are preparing for The 56th Rattlesnake RoundUp in which they kill thousands of snakes. 'Simpsons' did it.

#COSPLAY

Man Defends Ex-Wife's Honor Against The Zelda Master Sword

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A fellow in Katy, Texas got quite a surprise when he pulled a Zelda Master Sword during a fight, and discovered another Zelda fan in his opponent.

TEXAS

A Texas Wife Proved That Newspapers Are Still Alive With This Awesome Revenge Ad

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It seemed like a sweet way to congratulate a couple on their pregnancy until you realize that it's part of one pissed off woman's revenge plan.

whoops

A $60 Million HS Football Stadium Has Closed Because Texas Is Great At Money And Bad At Buildings

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Eagle Stadium, the $60 million monstrosity built for Texas high school football, has closed in only 18 months due to severe cracks in its concourse. Whoops!

#craigslist

This Guy Might Be Exaggerating About The Mercedes He Is Selling On Craiglist

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A Dallas man's Craigslist ad for his 1987 Mercedes-Benz was so over-the-top that it was flagged, so he came back with an even more outlandish post.

TEXAS

A Stupid Rule Is Keeping An Adorable Dog From Running For Mayor In Texas

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A man was trying to get his Westie on the ballot for the mayoral election in Irving, Texas, but some anti-dog rules are keeping it from happening.

TEXAS

Texas: Man Dressed Like A Banana Arrested With AK-47 And 50-Round Clip

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A Local Texas man was arrested for carrying an AK-47 in public. He was also dressed like a Banana.

#craigslist

A Houston Man Is Desperately Trying To Trade 3,000 Porn DVDs On Craigslist

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If a guy won't accept a pet zebra for the 3,000 porn DVDs he's trying to trade on Craigslist, then what the hell does he want?

#ART

Batman Is Having A Fun Texas Roadtrip In The Photography Of Rémi Noël

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Photographer Rémi Noël has been touring Texas backroads with his only traveling companion, Batman. We've collected some of the funniest pictures here.

TEXAS

A Texas Firefighter Used Beer To Put Out A Blaze

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Beer: is there anything it can't do?

the counselor

Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Vagina During Argument Over Aliens

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Novelist Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife was arrested for brandishing a gun she pulled from her vagina in an argument over space aliens. Yep, this is a real news lede.

#Christmas

WWE Raw Open Discussion Thread 12/23/12: The War On Christmas Involves Bodyslamming

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Your open discussion thread for the Christmas edition of WWE Raw, live (on tape) from Austin, Texas. Look for me in the front row in the Indians hat.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Jose Canseco Wants To Coach The Texas Longhorns And Here Is His Four-Point Plan

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MLB great (?) Jose Canseco wants to coach the Texas Longhorns (??) and detailed a plan for success that includes goat friendship (???).


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