child adoption

Watch This Retiring WFAA News Anchor Get Surprised By A Teen She Helped Get Adopted

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Either I am ovulating or this video has touched the part of me that is normally reserved for the scene in The Sixth Man.

snake genocide

Texans Gear Up For The 56th Rattlesnake Round-Up In The Most Texas Story Ever

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Texans are preparing for The 56th Rattlesnake RoundUp in which they kill thousands of snakes. 'Simpsons' did it.

Anime

Man Defends Ex-Wife's Honor Against The Zelda Master Sword

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A fellow in Katy, Texas got quite a surprise when he pulled a Zelda Master Sword during a fight, and discovered another Zelda fan in his opponent.

cheaters

A Texas Wife Proved That Newspapers Are Still Alive With This Awesome Revenge Ad

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It seemed like a sweet way to congratulate a couple on their pregnancy until you realize that it's part of one pissed off woman's revenge plan.

closure notice

A $60 Million HS Football Stadium Has Closed Because Texas Is Great At Money And Bad At Buildings

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Eagle Stadium, the $60 million monstrosity built for Texas high school football, has closed in only 18 months due to severe cracks in its concourse. Whoops!

CARS

This Guy Might Be Exaggerating About The Mercedes He Is Selling On Craiglist

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A Dallas man's Craigslist ad for his 1987 Mercedes-Benz was so over-the-top that it was flagged, so he came back with an even more outlandish post.

local news

A Stupid Rule Is Keeping An Adorable Dog From Running For Mayor In Texas

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A man was trying to get his Westie on the ballot for the mayoral election in Irving, Texas, but some anti-dog rules are keeping it from happening.

guns

Texas: Man Dressed Like A Banana Arrested With AK-47 And 50-Round Clip

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A Local Texas man was arrested for carrying an AK-47 in public. He was also dressed like a Banana.

A TON OF PORN

A Houston Man Is Desperately Trying To Trade 3,000 Porn DVDs On Craigslist

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If a guy won't accept a pet zebra for the 3,000 porn DVDs he's trying to trade on Craigslist, then what the hell does he want?

#ART

Batman Is Having A Fun Texas Roadtrip In The Photography Of Rémi Noël

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Photographer Rémi Noël has been touring Texas backroads with his only traveling companion, Batman. We've collected some of the funniest pictures here.

A Texas Firefighter Used Beer To Put Out A Blaze

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Beer: is there anything it can't do?

BEST NEWS LEDE

Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Vagina During Argument Over Aliens

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Novelist Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife was arrested for brandishing a gun she pulled from her vagina in an argument over space aliens. Yep, this is a real news lede.

AUSTIN

WWE Raw Open Discussion Thread 12/23/12: The War On Christmas Involves Bodyslamming

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Your open discussion thread for the Christmas edition of WWE Raw, live (on tape) from Austin, Texas. Look for me in the front row in the Indians hat.

@STORYTIME

Jose Canseco Wants To Coach The Texas Longhorns And Here Is His Four-Point Plan

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MLB great (?) Jose Canseco wants to coach the Texas Longhorns (??) and detailed a plan for success that includes goat friendship (???).

Fights

The Punishment For Starting A High School Football Brawl? A Report On Sportsmanship

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As a punishment for starting a 10-minute brawl in a high school football playoff game, a player had to write a report on sportsmanship.

WORLD'S WILDEST POLICE CHASES

And Now, Here Is A Video Of Texas Police Chasing A Kangaroo On The Highway

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Police in Midland, Texas had their hands full after someone's pet kangaroo escaped and took off down a rural highway.

POLITICIANS

An Old White Man Won An Election In Texas By Pretending To Be Black

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Here's one way to win an election: be a white guy and pretend to be black.

3D printing

Here’s The First All-Metal 3D Printed Gun, Because We Can

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We saw the first plastic 3D printed gun; now the first metal 3D printed gun has also been successfully fired.

BROS BEING BROS

Check Out The Balls On This Texas Man’s Craigslist Ad For His Jeep Wrangler

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A Texas man listed his Jeep Wrangler for sale in a Craigslist ad that might be the best you'll read all year.


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