YELP

Here Are The Best Yelp Reviews For Big Earl’s Bait House and Country Store That ‘Doesn’t Serve Fags’

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Big Earl's Bait House and Country Store in Pittsburgh Texas defended their right not not serve 'fags' and guess what happened next?

WORLD RECORDS

Watch Molly Schuyler House Two 72 Ounce Steaks In 15 Minutes

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Molly Schuyler not only shattered Joey Chestnut's record for eating the Big Texan steak, but she ate a second one just for emphasis.

TEXAS

A 32-Year-Old Texas Man Is Suing A Stripper To Get His Harry Potter DVDs Back

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A Texas software developer says a stripper stole his Harry Potter DVDs and his heart.

TEXAS

A Snake Got Into The Trail Blazers’ Locker Room And Hilarity Ensued

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Portland Trail Blazers players were greeted with a scare at the AT&T Center when Thomas Robinson discovered a snake in his locker.

vine

This Week In Real Or Fake: A High School Recruit Threw A Pass To Himself

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Texas high school football player Gary Haynes has made a name for himself with this Vine of him tossing himself a bomb.

TEXAS

A Texas Couple Claims To Have Captured An Adorable Living Chupacabra

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This couple in Texas totally caught a real, live chupacabra. Now they set their sights on bigfoot.

TEXAS

Four Dead And 14 Injured In A Shooting At Fort Hood In Texas

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Officials have confirmed that at least four people are dead, including the gunman, after a shooting today at Fort Hood in Texas.

#CONAN

Dirk Nowitzki Gave Conan O'Brien The Texas Citizenship Test

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Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki stopped by Conan on his first night in Dallas to administer the Texas Citizenship Test. It involves beef and photoshops.

#CONAN

Conan Became A Texas Deputy In His Latest Hilarious Remote Segment

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Conan sets out to clean up Texas during Dallas Week in the only way he knows how: hilarious remote segments.

#Comics

'300: Rise Of An Empire' Claims An Actual Life

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An argument over the ending of '300: Rise of an Empire' has caused an actual death...

uplifting story

Watch This Retiring WFAA News Anchor Get Surprised By A Teen She Helped Get Adopted

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Either I am ovulating or this video has touched the part of me that is normally reserved for the scene in The Sixth Man.

#THE SIMPSONS

Texans Gear Up For The 56th Rattlesnake Round-Up In The Most Texas Story Ever

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Texans are preparing for The 56th Rattlesnake RoundUp in which they kill thousands of snakes. 'Simpsons' did it.

#COSPLAY

Man Defends Ex-Wife's Honor Against The Zelda Master Sword

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A fellow in Katy, Texas got quite a surprise when he pulled a Zelda Master Sword during a fight, and discovered another Zelda fan in his opponent.

TEXAS

A Texas Wife Proved That Newspapers Are Still Alive With This Awesome Revenge Ad

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It seemed like a sweet way to congratulate a couple on their pregnancy until you realize that it's part of one pissed off woman's revenge plan.

whoops

A $60 Million HS Football Stadium Has Closed Because Texas Is Great At Money And Bad At Buildings

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Eagle Stadium, the $60 million monstrosity built for Texas high school football, has closed in only 18 months due to severe cracks in its concourse. Whoops!

#craigslist

This Guy Might Be Exaggerating About The Mercedes He Is Selling On Craiglist

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A Dallas man's Craigslist ad for his 1987 Mercedes-Benz was so over-the-top that it was flagged, so he came back with an even more outlandish post.


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