Posts Tagged: TEXAS

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Jose Canseco Wants To Coach The Texas Longhorns And Here Is His Four-Point Plan

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MLB great (?) Jose Canseco wants to coach the Texas Longhorns (??) and detailed a plan for success that includes goat friendship (???).

Fights

The Punishment For Starting A High School Football Brawl? A Report On Sportsmanship

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As a punishment for starting a 10-minute brawl in a high school football playoff game, a player had to write a report on sportsmanship.

WORLD'S WILDEST POLICE CHASES

And Now, Here Is A Video Of Texas Police Chasing A Kangaroo On The Highway

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Police in Midland, Texas had their hands full after someone's pet kangaroo escaped and took off down a rural highway.

POLITICIANS

An Old White Man Won An Election In Texas By Pretending To Be Black

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Here's one way to win an election: be a white guy and pretend to be black.

3D printing

Here’s The First All-Metal 3D Printed Gun, Because We Can

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We saw the first plastic 3D printed gun; now the first metal 3D printed gun has also been successfully fired.

BROS BEING BROS

Check Out The Balls On This Texas Man’s Craigslist Ad For His Jeep Wrangler

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A Texas man listed his Jeep Wrangler for sale in a Craigslist ad that might be the best you'll read all year.

Baseball

Meet The El Paso Chihuahuas, The Newest Sports Team With A Totally-Not-Racist Name

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El Paso's minor league team is now known as the El Paso Chihuahuas, a decision that has enraged the city's Hispanic community.

coed of the month

Meet The Dallas High School Teacher In Hot Water For An Old Playboy Photo Shoot

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A high school Spanish teacher in Dallas is the center of controversy after it was discovered that she was Playboy's Coed of the Month in February 2011.

AUSTIN

And Now, The Biggest Cheapshot Of The Year Courtesy Of The Texas Longhorns

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Mike Davis of the Texas Longhorns took out an Iowa State Cyclones player with the cheapest shot you'll ever see. Absolutely disgraceful.

ARMAND FERNANDEZ-PIERRE

Meet The 335-Pound Cheerleader Being Looked At College Football Recruiters

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I'd like to know the first thing that popped into your brain when you read "335-pound cheerleader.

AUSTIN

The Best Photos From Inspire Pro Wrestling: Wired For War (Featuring Your Ring Announcer, Me)

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Inspire Pro Wrestling held their second show in Austin, Texas, this weekend, and I was lucky enough to ring announce for them. Look at these crazy pics.

AUSTIN

Johnny Football Gets Pissed On, Drinks Bevo Vomit In Latest Taiwan Animation

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I put that image up top so you'd know I wasn't f**king around with that headline.

ALBERTO DEL RIO

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 7/22/13: You’re Gonna Want To See How It Ends

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Pre-show notes: - Likes, tweets, shares on the sites you frequent and so on are greatly appreciated.

AUSTIN

WWE Raw Open Discussion Thread 7/22/13: The One Where Daniel Bryan Is Weird At Comic-Con

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Hey Bryan, maybe you should've checked out the DC booth and gotten Jill Thompson to draw you.

dubstep

Central Texas Just Got Radical: Austin Is Getting The X-Games

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Sure, Austin, TX, gets everything -- SXSW, a festival every weekend, an F1 race track out of nowhere and a reputation of not being as cool and weird as we claim that probably belongs to Portland -- so it is with local pride, sports enthusiasm and a sense of being super cool and weird that I tell you Austin's getting the X-Games.

filibuster

The Internet Has A Massive Crush On New Women’s Rights Hero Wendy Davis

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A collection of the best images saluting American hero Wendy Davis.

CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS

Austin's KXAN Ruined Hockey For Everyone

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If you were watching Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals from anywhere outside of central Texas, you saw Brent Seabrook score a game-winning goal for the Chicago Blackhawks in sudden death overtime.

Robert Pattinson

Kristen Stewart Went To A Hooters In Texas And Actually Smiled

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Twilight Saga star Kristen Stewart stopped into a Texas Hooters for a bite to eat and ended up taking pictures with some of her fans.


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