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Texas: Man Dressed Like A Banana Arrested With AK-47 And 50-Round Clip

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A Local Texas man was arrested for carrying an AK-47 in public. He was also dressed like a Banana.

#craigslist

A Houston Man Is Desperately Trying To Trade 3,000 Porn DVDs On Craigslist

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If a guy won't accept a pet zebra for the 3,000 porn DVDs he's trying to trade on Craigslist, then what the hell does he want?

#ART

Batman Is Having A Fun Texas Roadtrip In The Photography Of Rémi Noël

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Photographer Rémi Noël has been touring Texas backroads with his only traveling companion, Batman. We've collected some of the funniest pictures here.

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A Texas Firefighter Used Beer To Put Out A Blaze

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Beer: is there anything it can't do?

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Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Vagina During Argument Over Aliens

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Novelist Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife was arrested for brandishing a gun she pulled from her vagina in an argument over space aliens. Yep, this is a real news lede.

#Christmas

WWE Raw Open Discussion Thread 12/23/12: The War On Christmas Involves Bodyslamming

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Your open discussion thread for the Christmas edition of WWE Raw, live (on tape) from Austin, Texas. Look for me in the front row in the Indians hat.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Jose Canseco Wants To Coach The Texas Longhorns And Here Is His Four-Point Plan

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MLB great (?) Jose Canseco wants to coach the Texas Longhorns (??) and detailed a plan for success that includes goat friendship (???).

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The Punishment For Starting A High School Football Brawl? A Report On Sportsmanship

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As a punishment for starting a 10-minute brawl in a high school football playoff game, a player had to write a report on sportsmanship.

WORLD'S WILDEST POLICE CHASES

And Now, Here Is A Video Of Texas Police Chasing A Kangaroo On The Highway

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Police in Midland, Texas had their hands full after someone's pet kangaroo escaped and took off down a rural highway.

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An Old White Man Won An Election In Texas By Pretending To Be Black

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Here's one way to win an election: be a white guy and pretend to be black.

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Here’s The First All-Metal 3D Printed Gun, Because We Can

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We saw the first plastic 3D printed gun; now the first metal 3D printed gun has also been successfully fired.

#BROS BEING BROS

Check Out The Balls On This Texas Man’s Craigslist Ad For His Jeep Wrangler

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A Texas man listed his Jeep Wrangler for sale in a Craigslist ad that might be the best you'll read all year.

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Meet The El Paso Chihuahuas, The Newest Sports Team With A Totally-Not-Racist Name

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El Paso's minor league team is now known as the El Paso Chihuahuas, a decision that has enraged the city's Hispanic community.

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Meet The Dallas High School Teacher In Hot Water For An Old Playboy Photo Shoot

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A high school Spanish teacher in Dallas is the center of controversy after it was discovered that she was Playboy's Coed of the Month in February 2011.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

And Now, The Biggest Cheapshot Of The Year Courtesy Of The Texas Longhorns

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Mike Davis of the Texas Longhorns took out an Iowa State Cyclones player with the cheapest shot you'll ever see. Absolutely disgraceful.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Meet The 335-Pound Cheerleader Being Looked At College Football Recruiters

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I'd like to know the first thing that popped into your brain when you read "335-pound cheerleader.

#INDEPENDENT WRESTLING

The Best Photos From Inspire Pro Wrestling: Wired For War (Featuring Your Ring Announcer, Me)

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Inspire Pro Wrestling held their second show in Austin, Texas, this weekend, and I was lucky enough to ring announce for them. Look at these crazy pics.

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Football Gets Pissed On, Drinks Bevo Vomit In Latest Taiwan Animation

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I put that image up top so you'd know I wasn't f**king around with that headline.

#BEST AND WORST OF RAW

The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 7/22/13: You’re Gonna Want To See How It Ends

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