WEREWOLVES

73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: ‘Teen Wolf’

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I was hoping to sit on Teen Wolf a little longer for the stretch run of 73 Sports Movies in 73 Days, not because it’s a movie that I particularly like or even remotely care about, but because it is one that has always left me scratching my head.

THE LAST DRAGON

73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: ‘The Last Dragon’

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Originally, when I made my first list of movies to watch for this 73 Sports Movies in 73 Days exercise in making me a much dumber person than I already am, I realized that I almost completely excluded martial arts movies.

THE 1980S

73 Sports Movies In 73 Days: ‘Best Of The Best’

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Today's 73 In 73 is very important to me.

#NBA

Ekpe Udoh Traded From Milwaukee To St. Olaf

Ekpe Udoh of the Milwaukee Bucks had one mission: meet beloved American actress/hacky commercial spokesperson Betty White.

THE 1980S

Meet The Guy Who Can Drum DeBarge Songs On A Speed Bag, For Some Reason

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Ladies and gentlemen, the man I want to be when I grow up.

#PRO WRESTLING

The Best Of Vintage WWF Royal Rumble Promos

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WWE's Royal Rumble 2013 goes down on January 27, and I think I speak for everyone when I say the best part of a Royal Rumble match is when they herd a wrestler in front of a green screen and tell him to explain off the top of his head why he's gonna win.

TV

Try Not To Remember This: ALF’s 1987 Bouillabaseball Cards

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If you're a regular reader of our Sports On TV column, it'd be possible to mistake me as a guy with great taste in television.

#PRO WRESTLING

A Golden Treasury Of Cheesy Late-80s/Early-90s WWF Promo Photos

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We cover pro wrestling a little more than we should these days, because it turns out a lot of people want to read about fake fighting on legitimate comedy sports blogs and because more of us watched it when we were kids than we'd like to admit.

#PRO WRESTLING

These WWF Legends Minimalist Posters Are Pretty Sweet

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The only thing we love at UPROXX more than mash-ups and Tumblr GIFs with subtitles across them are minimalist posters.

#NBA

An Important Discussion About The 'NBA Superstars' Videos

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If you are anything like me, you spent a substantial chunk of your childhood parked in front of the television watching VHS tapes of people doing dunks.

THE KARATE RAP

Holy Crap, The Karate Rap Exists

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Earlier today, Uncle Vinnie over at FilmDrunk introduced us to a vintage film that is near and dear to my heart, Miami Connection, which is about an 80s rock band that moonlights as ninjas in order to clean up the streets of Orlando and its terrible cocaine trade.

#MLB

Tim Byrdak Turns Mets Spring Training Into A With Leather Update

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I've divided this post into two helpful sections.

#bill murray

Sh*t Tim Tebow Says (Plus Morning Links)

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In yesterday's morning links I posted a "Hitler reacts to the Broncos beating the Steelers" video and joked Somebody make "Sh*t Tim Tebow Says".

#PRO WRESTLING

Whatcha Gonna Do When Hulk Hogan And Brutus ‘The Barber’ Beefcake Sue You For Calling Them Gay?

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Back in August, Linda Hogan went on just about every hacky radio show that would listen to her about her book, "Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against the Ropes", and eventually that took her to Matty P’s Happy Hour, which is a show that has featured such celebrities as Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite and that swastika-tattooed girl that Jesse James slept with.

#PRO WRESTLING

Cyber Monday Morning Links

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It's Cyber Monday, everybody, and you know what that means.

#NFL

Meet The Fresh New Face Of The NFL

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You may have woken up screaming from feverish nightmares last night and somehow just known this, but Madonna is performing at this year's Super Bowl halftime show.

#PRO WRESTLING

Sgt. Slaughter Plays Bud Guitar, Defeats Monster Truck, Is 1980s Awesome

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Every now and then a pro wrestling-related clip nobody should've seen pops up on the Internet and decides to go viral.

underwear

Seventies Tennis Just Got Awkward

The rivalry between Sweden's Björn Borg and New Yorker byway of West Germany John McEnroe is so storied it has its own Wikipedia Page.


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