TOO FAT TO FLY

‘Blind Side’ Actor Quinton Aaron Becomes Latest Victim Of Too Fat To Fly

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Oh, 6'8" and 500 pounds is too big now? I thought this was America.

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Leigh Anne Tuohy from The Blind Side vs. Film Critic

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Oh, Twitter, bringing people together one child-like missive at a time.

#NETFLIX

TorrentFreak’s Top 10 Most-Downloaded Movies of All Time

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<a href="http://torrentfreak.com/top-10-most-pirated-movies-of-all-time-111012/" target="_blank">TorrentFreak</a> recently released their list of the top-ten most downloaded movies of all time: The list below is based on statistics is gathered from public BitTorrent trackers, dating back to early 2006.

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Basketball version of Blind Side to be produced by… Danny Trejo.

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I watched the Blind Side over the weekend, and what I learned was that Michael Oher always sucked at football for at least three quarters of a game until his new white mom could trick him into thinking he was protecting his family.

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MICHAEL OHER DENIES SANDRA BULLOCK EVER TAUGHT HIM FOOTBALL

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In a shocking turn of events, The Blind Side author Michael Lewis said in a recent interview that Michael Oher, the subject of his book, wasn't entirely thrilled with his portrayal in the movie as a noble, helpless slum ogre.

WHORES

PETE HAMMOND WANTS CREDIT FOR SANDRA BULLOCK'S OSCAR NOM

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(From left: Pete Hammond, Sandra Bullock, Retard Pig.

THE PROPOSAL

2009 NAMED THE YEAR OF SANDRA BULLOCK

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(I was trying to get a screencap of Sandra Bullock looking really retarded, but I couldn't do any better than the actual poster) According to a recent poll of theater owners, 2009 was the year when Sandra Bullock swooped down and stole America's heart like an eagle stealing a BlackBerry.

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AVATAR RAPES DARK KNIGHT'S PTERODACTYL, EARNS $1 BILLION

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("They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom, because this, this is our independence day, meow meow I'm king of the cat-monkeys, coo coo ka choo.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

WEEKEND BOX OFFICE: BYE WEEK

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A bye week, that's what this week felt like.

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PETE HAMMOND ACCIDENTALLY SAYS SOMETHING FUNNY

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If you pay any attention to the world of film critics, and I hope to God you don't, you've probably already heard of Pete Hammond, who's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/01/whore-of-the-year-awards" target="_blank">sort of notorious</a> for being a whore.

TWILIGHT SAGA NEW MOON

NEW MOON BREAKS RECORDS, BATHROOM SCALES

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(It was all a Three's Company-esque misunderstanding.

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SANDRA BULLOCK STILL TRYING TO STEAL POOR PEOPLE’S KIDS

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In <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/purtend-the-qbs-yer-white-momma" target="_blank">The Blind Side</a>, Sandra Bullock plays a wealthy southerner who adopts a poor black child and, with the help of folksy wisdom, teaches him to play football.

#TRAILERS

‘PURTEND THE QB’S YER WHITE MOMMA’

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Sandra Bullock could use some good press after the <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/all_about_steve/" target="_blank">epic fartbomb</a> that was <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/01/who-sharted" target="_blank">All About Steve</a>.

#TRAILERS

SANDRA BULLOCK TEACHES FOOTBALL, LOVE

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The Blind Side, based on the book by Michael Lewis, is the fartwarming sorta true story of Michael Oher, a homeless African-American youngster from a broken home, taken in by the Touhys, a well-to-do white family.


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