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A Simple Plea: Don’t Let Andy Reid Go To Arizona

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Ever since the Eagles fell out of playoff contention and it became clear that Andy Reid would at long last be fired, the team most frequently rumored to be the next destination for Andy was the San Diego Chargers.

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Zero Dark Fitty

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Team leader: Extraction team in place.

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Cardinals Save Fumble, Mike Smith Wastes Challenge

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Cardinals cornerback Greg Toler made a nice diving save of a Jason Snelling fumble to keep it in bounds so it could be recovered by another defender.

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The Best Moments From 49ers-Cardinals

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If it weren't already evident, the Cardinals are destined to be the team with the hot start that fell apart after a month of media incredulity and sweeping hype.

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DO YHHHOUR JHHHHOB! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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It appears the further adventures of Suspended Sean Payton have included corrective dental work.

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Stop Everything. We Have Found The Worst.

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Reader John shared this image of a guy who attended Thursday night's Cardinals-Rams game in a Tim Tebow Arizona jersey.

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The Best Moments From Cardinals-Rams Thursday Night

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Having your quarterback sacked 16 times in the span of two weeks is a good way to create a vacancy at the position and/or possibly death.

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Cardinals-Rams Live Blog, Second Half

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As opposed to our previous two live blogs, where all first half offense eased into the game just before halftime life it was trying to be fashionably late, both teams got on the board with their first possession, appearing shockingly competent.

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Cardinals-Rams Live Blog, First Half

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After years as a laughingstock, the NFC West is considered by some to be the best in football so far this year.

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Dolphins ‘Hard Knocks’ Debut – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The first new episode of HBO's Hard Knocks in two years (thanks again, lockout) airs this evening.

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Kevin Kolb: Gone And Probably Forgotten

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Future mall Ron Swanson impersonator Kevin Kolb had a lot riding on this preseason.

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Fitty… In Space!

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As we discovered back in February when he visited Machu Picchu, Larry Fitzgerald is fond of visiting exotic locales.

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More Angry Birds!

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Kolb only resembles someone awesome You know rock bottom of the NFL off-season is fast approaching when news of Kevin Kolb being booed on account of being Kevin Kolb by 15,000 Cardinals fans at a fan fest counts for standalone post fodder, but it is.

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Horse Balls Is For Serious Every Single Week

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Donning the Drew Magary Label salmon polo, Derek Anderson laid into reporters who would dare question why a not entirely sullen expression crossed his face on the sideline while the team was getting demolished by the 49ers.

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The Most Significant NFL Game In The History Of Tonight

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Mike Singletary's Exit Interview As will be cited no fewer than 600 times per minute this evening, the winner of this game, despite being 4-7, will only be a game behind Seattle and St.

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KSK 2010 NFL Prekkake: NFC West

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It’s that time of year again, when we make bad predictions about the upcoming season and bad jokes, all in the same post.


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