27 Diazes: A Scientific Ranking Of Cameron Diaz Films We Have Seen

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Did you know Laremy has seen 27, count them, 27 Cameron Diaz films? He ranks them here, using a proprietary algorithm.


Stream Them If You’ve Got Them: Your Guide To Netflix And Streaming, Mar 13, 2014

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I won't lie to you, it's slim pickings this week. If you're wanting some streaming, you might be in some trouble.


Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD & Blu-ray: The Counselor Lost Ender’s Game

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'The Counselor' and 'Ender's Game' lead this week's crop of new DVD and Blu-Ray releases.

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Cormac McCarthy’s Ex-Wife Pulls Gun From Vagina During Argument Over Aliens

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Novelist Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife was arrested for brandishing a gun she pulled from her vagina in an argument over space aliens. Yep, this is a real news lede.


Box Office Shocker: People like fart jokes more than nihilistic philosophizing

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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa from Paramount and The Counselor (<a href="" target="_blank">our review</a>) from Fox were the two major releases this weekend, and it won't come as a shock to anyone who's seen either of them to learn that Bad Grandpa made it rain while The Counselor got garroted.


Weekend Movie Guide: 'The Counselor' Looks Pretty Awesome So Let's Hope It's Awesome

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Opening Everywhere: The Counselor, Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Opening Somewhere: Blue is the Warmest Color Two Documentaries You Can Watch If You Want: Blood Brother, I Am Divine FilmDrunk Suggests: I’ve been super excited about The Counselor from day one, so I am trying my hardest to not let the negative reviews kill the buzz.


Frotcast 175: Lists with Laremy, 12 Years a Slave, Ja Rule’s Church Movie

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Listen on the player above, or <a href="" target="_blank">download this week's episode as an mp3 here </a>(right-click, "save as") This week on the Frotcast, we bring on our old pal, RottenTomatoes TOP CRITIC Laremy Legel of Film.


The Counselor Review: Verbosity and Violence

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The idea of Cormac McCarthy writing an original screenplay for Ridley Scott with silly-haired Javier Bardem and elaborate motorcycle beheadings inspired so many TAKE MY MONEY reactions that The Counselor was destined to be doomed by high expectations.

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Cameron Diaz has a gold tooth in new clip from The Counselor

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<a href="" target="_blank">The Counselor </a>is directed by Ridley Scott, and written, in his first original screenplay, by Cormac McCarthy.


The FilmDrunk Fall Movie Guide 2013

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Despite some notable exceptions, mostly in the indie realm, the general consensus seems to be that this year's crop of summer movies were a disappointing meh-lange of snoozes and wanks.

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Michael Fassbender Is Screwed In The International Trailer For ‘The Counselor’

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In case you were wondering, Ridley Scott’s and Cormac McCarthy’s The Counselor still looks pretty ridiculously amazing.


The New Trailer And Three Clips For Ridley Scott’s ‘The Counselor’ Have Arrived

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There isn’t much that you can say about The Counselor that will do it as much justice as simply listing the basic details: - The first complete original screenplay from Cormac McCarthy - Directed by Ridley Scott - Starring Michael Fassbender, Brad Pitt, Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz and Cameron Diaz (looking like one seriously bad B-word) I guess if you’re a stickler for a little more elaborate plot details, then I could include that The Counselor is about a lawyer (Fassbender) who decides to get into the cocaine business, only to find himself in way over his head, while his client (Bardem) looks creepy (as usual) and another guy (Pitt) doubles down on the creepy factor as well.

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Javier Bardem’s sweet hairstyle in The Counselor was inspired by Brian Grazer


For those of us that follow the entertainment industry, Brian Grazer is almost as famous for being a super producer as he is for looking like Elvis Costello's meth dealer.


‘The Counselor’ Teaser, in English this time

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Hey, remember all <a href="" target="_blank">that stuff I said</a> about The Counselor this morning.


Javier Bardem has sweet hair & a cheetah in Ridley Scott/Cormac McCarthy’s The Counselor

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UPDATE: <a href="" target="_blank">The English version is here</a>.

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Cameron Diaz replaces Angelina Jolie in Cormac McCarthy's The Counselor

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One of the upcoming projects I'm most excited about is The Counselor, the first original script from No Country For Old Men, etc.


Cormac McCarthy's The Counselor adds Michael & The Fasspenis

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Before I saw Shame, I used to call Michael Fassbender "Michael F.

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Ridley Scott in talks to direct Cormac McCarthy’s ‘The Counselor’

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Last week, I stuffed you catamites to the thrapple with the news that Pulitzer-Prize-winning novelist and infamously lapstrake curmudgeon Cormac McCarthy had<a href="" target="_blank"> written a script</a>.

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