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Taio Cruz Will Appear On ‘90210’ And Probably Sing That One Song

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Instead of talking about Taio Cruz appearing on '90210,' let's talk about how stupid the lyrics to "Dynamite" are.

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The CW Is Making An ‘Alice In Wonderland’ Cop Drama

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It's Alice in Wonderland. BUT SHE'S A COP. Get it?


"Arrow" Has a Trailer, And It's Way Better

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Last week, we brought up <a href="">the clip "Arrow" inflicted on the Internet</a> and called it out for being, at best, really rough, and at worst, being something like a total hack job.


'The L.A. Complex' Got the Worst Ratings Ever

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A lot of hyperbole gets thrown around on the Internet.

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Don’t Worry, Everyone, George Lopez and Perez Hilton Will Soon Have TV Shows

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I present to you, the Deadline descriptions of two upcoming shows: The CW has picked up two episodes of “Perez Hilton Superfan,” an unscripted series featuring the celebrity blogger getting close and personal with a different superstar each week.

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January 13, 2012: The Day that Network Television Finally Hit Rock Bottom

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You might have thought that 2001 was the year that television hit bottom.

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I Can’t Stop Looking at This.

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Wow, with natural beauties like this on "America's Next Top Model," I can't believe that none of the show's winners have gone on to become world-famous supermodels.

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Suck It, ‘H8R’

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<a href="" target="_blank">The CW has canceled "H8R,"</a> the Mario Lopez-hosted confrontation show that put down "haters" -- average, non-famous people -- in order to defend human garbage like Kim Kardashian, Scott Disick (pictured), Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, and "Bachelor" star Jake Pavelka.

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‘Extreme Musical Chairs’ LOL

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So, this is a real thing that is happening in our world: The CW is developing unscripted format "Extreme Musical Chairs" from the Gurin Co.

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In Development: Will Two ‘Beauty and the Beast’ TV Shows Be Enough?

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Yesterday afternoon, news broke that <a href="" target="_blank">the CW would re-make</a> the late-'80s CBS show "Beauty and the Beast," a tale of two actors (Ron Perlman and Linda Hamilton) who would go on to take take badass roles in better projects.


“Deadman” TV Show Really a “Quantum Leap” Remake?

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Deadman is one of those DC characters that's kinda neat to use in a book occasionally, especially when he's teasing Batman, but can't really carry his own book.

#comic con

‘The Secret Circle’ Has New TV Posters

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Riding high on the success of Vampire Diaries, the WB CW has the hype machine running full speed for its latest teen super-powers-as-a-metaphor-for-diversity-parable, The Secret Circle, which debuts on September 15.

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Three Different Kinds of Awful

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Last week I posted <a href="">brief synopses of the four new shows</a> that the CW is adding to its schedule next year, and while I thought they sounded terrible, I didn't realize they'd be THIS awful.

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Mario Lopez to Host ‘H8R’

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Mario Lopez, the "Access Hollywood" host who could only be more unlikable if he hosted the show seated in a backwards chair, will host a new reality show on the CW called "H8R.

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Uh Oh… ‘America’s Next Top Model: All-Stars’ Is Coming

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The CW <a href="">renewed five of its shows</a> yesterday, which has to be great news for everyone from teenage girls to grown women who act like teenage girls.

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Pretty Actresses Still Finding Work

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It's pilot season, which means that actors are getting cast in shows that may or may not make the air at a much faster rate than I can possibly keep track of.

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Freakish Stick Chick Wins ‘Top Model’

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Ann Ward, the 19-year-old Dallas native who <a href="" target="_self">grossed us all out in August</a> when she first appeared on "America's Next Top Model," was declared the winner of the most recent cycle last night.

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