Meme Watch: Old Economy Steven Thinks Kids These Days Have It Too Easy


Hey guys, remember social mobility? Man, that used to be awesome. Old Economy Steven remembers, because he took full advantage and calls us lazy now.


Killing Duo Used Craigslist Job Listings To Lure Unemployed Prey In Ohio

This is just heartbreaking and a sad insight into how messed up things are out there for some people, in this case Ohio, a state with an economy that's almost completely f*cked: two murderous dudes posted an ad on Craigslist offering a job -- $300 per week to basically oversee a piece of land.


Report: Angry Birds Is Destroying The U.S. Economy

When a report came out a few days ago detailing how Americans spend roughly 53 billion minutes per month dicking around on Facebook -- consuming approximately 23% of the total time people in this country spend online -- I thought, "Hmmm.


How Does Coffee Really Hurt You?

Remember when the recession started and people began losing their cars, homes, jobs and minds.


Are You Investing In Enough Gold?


For the first time ever, the price of an ounce of gold passed the $1,500 mark this week, as people continue to be terrified of the American economy and the tanking dollar.


Look At This Dog

Dog News After multiple recovery attempts, the Japanese coast guard has successfully rescued the dog seen above.


Detroit Will Pay You To Take A House. The Catch? The House Is In Detroit.

News in the house Detroit Mayor Dave Bing -- who recently tweeted that there won't be a RoboCop statue in Detroit, only to see people raise the funds for it anyway -- has come up with a better tactic to lure people back to the city.


Which Animals Are Plotting Against You This Week?

Silly News Officials in Saudi Arabia have detained a Griffon Vulture on suspicion that it's an Israeli spy.


How Are You Fighting The Power This Week?

People in France have been protesting for the past few weeks over the pension reform bill.


Robots Took Our Jobs

Offering free robot sex is MY job, you bastard.


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