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This Mashup Proves That ‘Saving Private Ryan’ Was The Original ‘The Expendables’

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'The Expendables' is basically the same as 'Saving Private Ryan,' according to this mashup, except with a little more acting and emotion.

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Steven Seagal On ‘The Expendables 3′: ‘I Just Didn’t Like Some Of The People Involved.’

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While he won't name names, Steven Seagal has again said that he isn't in 'The Expendables 3' because he 'just didn’t like' someone.

ANTONIO BANDERAS

Lionsgate Released 16 New And Charming Character Posters For ‘The Expendables 3′

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These new posters for 'The Expendables 3' make the film look more like a buddy comedy than a bloody action movie.

SYLVESTER STALLONE

Jean Claude Van Damme Has An Awesomely Stupid Idea For How He Can Be In ‘The Expendables 4′

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Despite the fact that his character met the wrong end of a giant knife in 'The Expendables 2,' Jean Claude Van Damme has an idea for how he can return.

ANTONIO BANDERAS

Mel Gibson Has Been Confirmed As The Villain In ‘The Expendables 3′

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In news that <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/sylvester-stallone-basically-tweeted-that-mel-gibson-will-be-in-the-expendables-3" target="_blank">isn’t really much of a surprise</a> as much as it’s just something that we wanted to hear for the sake of validating Sylvester Stallone’s hilarious zest for the evolution of absurdity, <a href="http://insidemovies.ew.com/2013/08/09/mel-gibson-confirmed-as-the-bad-guy-in-expendables-3/" target="_blank">Entertainment Weekly reported on Friday</a> that Mel Gibson has officially signed on to play the bad guy in The Expendables 3.

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Harrison Ford Joked That ‘Anchorman 2′ Is ‘Unreleasable’ On Jimmy Kimmel Live

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If he hadn’t already done so, Harrison Ford cemented his status as one of Hollywood’s most grizzled old curmudgeons at Comic-Con 2013 when <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/07/video-harrison-ford-answers-dumb-question-comic-con-2013" target="_blank">he gave the best response to a question</a> about Han Solo and Indiana Jones making out or something like that.

BRUCE WILLIS BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS

Bruce Willis Left ‘The Expendables 3′ Over His $1 Million Per Day Demand

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On Tuesday, Juggalo Vince brought us the news that Sylvester Stallone <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/did-sly-stallone-just-call-bruce-willis-greedy-and-lazy" target="_blank">revealed his new beef with Bruce Willis</a> over Twitter, as the 67-year old star of The Expendables franchise referred to the 58-year old supporting actor and fellow action star as “GREEDY AND LAZY.

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The Expendables: Breakfast Cereal Edition (Morning Links)

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[via <a href="http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/10/18/parting-shot-andy-macdonald-the-breakfastables-the-expendables-cereal-mascots/" target="_blank">Comics Alliance</a>] MORNING LINKS Holy Sh*t.

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SNL: Give Us All Our Daughters Back

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If you like the revenge plot of Taken and the arbitrary group dynamic of The Expendables, you'll love Give Us All Our Daughters Back.

BOYZ 'N THE HOOD

A Song From 'Rent' Sung In Klingon By Rachel Bloom (And Other Mashups)

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Featured mashup videos of the week, including "Seasons of Love" performed in Klingon by Rachel Bloom, Toy Story Expendables, Game of Bones, and Chuck Norris versus Mario and Pac-Man.

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What If Pixar Made The Expendables 2?

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Arnie and Sly have got nothing on Buzz and Woody.

LAREMY

Exclusive: Expendables 3 Sequel Ideas Revealed

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They wouldn't let Vince or myself see The Expendables 2: Fully Expendable'd because we're not big-time L.

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Six 'Expendables 3' Ideas Brought To Life By Photoshop

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Little do said lunatic producers realize the internet is way ahead of them when it comes to coke-fueled Expendables 3 casting.

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The 10 Greatest TV Appearances From 'The Expendables'

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Arnold dancing, Bruce singing, and Dolph killing a lot of people. The Expendables (2!) have done it all.

OLYMPICS

The Expendables: The Musical (Morning Links)

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[via <a href="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/07/pg-13_is_for_pussies.php" target="_blank">Topless Robot</a>] MORNING LINKS Would-Be Dark Knight Copycat Gets Beaten Up, Arrested |<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/08/would-be-dark-knight-copycat-gets-beaten-up" target="blank">Film Drunk</a>| Here’s Nick Offerman Sporting A Giant Foam Penis In Case You Needed Another Reason To Love Him|<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/08/in-the-event-you-needed-another-reason-to-love-nick-offerman/" target="blank">UPROXX</a>| Nothing like some Olympic toilet humor.

DOLPH LUNDGREN

5 Things You’ll See At An ‘Expendables 2′ Party Hosted By IGN

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I went in envisioning photos of myself with Sly on one side and Arnold on the other, followed by Terry Crews tossing me in the pool for no reason whatsoever.

Movies

Let's Cast the 'Expendables' TV Spin-Off

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Figuring that the world can never really have enough forms of entertainment featuring dudes in their 60s shooting comically large guns, Lionsgate is <a href="http://www.deadline.com/2012/05/lionsgate-considers-turning-the-expendables-into-a-tv-series/">considering</a> turning The Expendables, Sylvester Stallone's celebration of his own movies, into a TV show.

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Schwarzenegger And Stallone On The Set Of ‘Face/Off 2: Expendable’ (And Photoshop Challenge)

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Late yesterday <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Schwarzenegger/status/167351089669210112" target="_blank">Arnold Schwarzenegger tweeted</a> out a link to <a href="http://www.whosay.com/arnoldschwarzenegger/photos/127340" target="_blank">his Who Say page</a> (.

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Just What ‘The Expendables 2′ Needed: Tennis

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A lot of people like to bag on The Expendables and the upcoming sequel as terrible movies, but when you break the first film down for what it actually was – needless explosions and violence for the purpose of giving some old guys money – it was a pretty damn good film.

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I Hope You Didn’t Illegally Download The Expendables

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<a href="http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/05/biggest-bittorrent-case/">Reports Wired</a>: At least 23,000 file sharers soon will likely get notified they are being sued for downloading the Expendables in what has become the single largest illegal-BitTorrent-downloading case in U.


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